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The NY Times’ Most Visited Post of 2013 Was Created by an Intern

Take that lamestream snoozies.. You got just got smacked down by someone who you probably didn’t even pay …

The NY Times’ Most Visited Post of 2013 Was Created by an Intern

This story made me a little sad: The "Poe Toaster" is gone and most likely gone for good

Nevermore, I guess.

The Edgar Allan Poe toaster has been absent (not absinthe) for a few years.. The tradition is now almost officially being declared dead. And that’s pretty sad..

There seems to be lots of amazing things from the 20th century quickly vanishing here in this new era. And concerning Poe and other famed literary stars, it would appear that appreciation of good writing, storytelling, and literature, is also dying away too..

This story made me a little sad: The "Poe Toaster" is gone and most likely gone for good

THE RETURN OF ROB FORD

Guess who’s back!? Toronto Mayor Rob Ford, who was caught on video in a fast food restaurant ranting and being plain out offensive.

As the CBC reports: 

Throughout much of the minute-long video, titled “New Video of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Drunk, Swearing in Jamaican Patois,” Ford attempts to use Jamaican slang, using the word “bumbaclot” — profanity in patois — at least four times.

The mayor admitted he was drinking alcohol.  “A little bit, yeah,” he told reporters. He had pledged numerous times he does not drink anymore, after revelations in 2013 of his crack use while in office.

Good to have you back, Mr. Mayor.

why do you suck?

Because I am.

I miss when it used to snow, I be on instant messanger or ICQ

God I miss those days too..

Christie cancels inauguration party

Thank God for a snowstorm, I suppose. Timing couldn’t have been better..

Christie cancels inauguration party

The death of film, quite literally.. PARAMOUNT has become the first movie studio to end releasing film prints .. The end of film is set for the the end of this year, 2014.. 120 years of 35mm .. gone. 

Winter storm set to 'go bananas' across Northeast l

That’s b a n a n a s

Winter storm set to 'go bananas' across Northeast l

Dope show continues.. Justin Bieber urinates his initials into snow during big trip.. According to the TMZ report (with photos of the urine stained snow), Bieber’s entourage pulled up in front of people in an afluent neighborhood.. surrounded by his bodyguards, Bieber began to urinate his JB into the snow. At this point it would appear that Justin Bieber is an animal, marking his territory. In the mean time, TMZ is reporting on the treasure trove of drugs found in Bieber’s mansion .. Cops saw the ‘Bob Marley Room’ and all of Beeb’s sizzurp.. 

Nearly 50 percent of black men and 40 percent of white men are arrested at least once on non-traffic-related crimes by the time they turn 23

Nearly 50 percent of black men and 40 percent of white men are arrested at least once on non-traffic-related crimes by the time they turn 23

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A crumbling Sochi hides behind Olympic facades

SOCHI, Russia (AP) — A shining new $635 million highway on the outskirts of Sochi stands next to a crumbling apartment block with a red “SOS!” banner on its roof.

This is expected, but interesting. Snooze media sources will be informing us of glory and wonder in Sochi for a few weeks.. But we will most likely not hear of what this AP article describes.  The crumbling and desperate city of Sochi, being blinded by the bright light of the world’s attention for two weeks. 

A crumbling Sochi hides behind Olympic facades

The Eastern PA Weather Authority website just upgraded virtually everyone in estimated snow totals for today’s mini-blizzardo diablo. 

I’m not quite sure if I am with them, but I think the 6 inches for my area is more likely than the 2 inches being called by others..

The 99% just got a little bigger..

You want to know who has the money?? 85 people on this planet hold as much money as the entire half of the world.. That story is being reported by the UK GUARDIAN, and it’s amazing to fathom. So much for the 99%, we are not the 99.99999% .. 

But just fathom this. 85 people own all of that? 85.. 

LISTEN UP, HERE ARE MY ORDERS FOR TODAY!

GET UP!! Sitting for hours is just as dangerous as smoking..

STOP LEARNING! Elderly brains slow because they know too much..

CHEER UP! You’re happier when you’re positive..

STOP DRINKING DIET SODA: Diet soda causes people to overeat..

The Sinkhole in Palmyra, Pennsylvania, is growing

Residents now watching to see how close to their homes it gets..

The Sinkhole in Palmyra, Pennsylvania, is growing

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Hospital admissions over W. Virginia chem spill double even after water declared safe

Hospital admissions over W. Virginia chem spill double even after water declared safe

Olympics terror dragnet: Russia hunts as many as four 'black widows'

We posted the breaking news from CNN ealier that U.S. military will have up to two warships and several large transport aircraft on standby under a contingency plan to help evacuate American officials and athletes during the Sochi Olympics if ordered.. 

Now we see why. The black widows..

Olympics terror dragnet: Russia hunts as many as four 'black widows'