Two points to make. First, yes, I follow ‘Mila Kunis’ news on Google News.

And secondly, the media needs to lay off this whole story of her burying a body.

Here is how the fine folks at ‘PEOPLE’ are reporting her potential crime:

“I think if she killed someone, I would literally be like, ‘I got it, where do you want me to help you bury the body?’ ” the actress says. “I wouldn’t even question it, and I can’t say that about anybody else in my life.”

And there you get the headline.. reported over and over again by entertainment rags that proclaim journalistic integrity. 

That is my problem with these types of publications. It would go without saying..

Lay off Kunis. 

She’s a mom and the voice of Meg.

And I don’t think she deserves headlines in NEW YORK MAGAZINE proclaiming: 

Mila Kunis Would Defend Her Murderous Baby

The Liz Smith files: 92 years of gossip revealed in new interview

At 92, the famed writer is revealing secrets.. Bridges about to be burned. And she's burning them while there is time..

Your stash of Bieber news for a Monday morning.. including the nipple biting pic..

Awwww, poor Bieber: Justin refused entry to clubs and parties in New York City.. No one wants the lawsuits or attention, Justin.. realize what your spoiled brat attitude did?
BUT!JUST WHEN YOU THINK SANITY WON!
Beebs was permitted into the MAXIM Super Bowl party. And I bet he had a super bowl.


I have another Justin Bieber tidbit for you. A new controversy has arisen for the young DIVA after photos were released of him biting a stripper’s nipple. You can read about it here from the UK MIRROR.. If you want to. 
TMZ is also on the case: Bieber & Pal Double-Team Topless Stripper ‘Ain’t No Fun, If the Homies Can’t Have None’

BUT this is refreshing: The White House says it will be responding to a petition calling for the deportation Justin Bieber—the petition has more than 234,000 signatures and counting..

Woody Allen's daughter Dylan Farrow details how he sexually abused her in open letter

Woody Allen’s adopted daughter, in a wrenching letter, describes in stomach churning detail how the iconic film director sexually abused her.

He’s been called a genuis. He’s been called cutting edge.. he’s been called one of the funniest men of all time.

And now he’s being called a sexually abusive and revolting human being from his adopted daughter..

Even sicker:

“He told me to lay on my stomach and play with my brother’s electric train set. Then he sexually assaulted me.”

“He talked to me while he did it, whispering that I was a good girl, that this was our secret, promising that we’d go to Paris and I’d be a star in his movies,” Farrow wrote.

Sure sorry in advance it this offends anyone.. but in my eyes Woody Allen is a horrifying creature, as bad as Roman Polanski .. And if Dylan Farrow’s allegations are even partially true, any respect he gained over the years should be disregarded and instead he should be viewed as the monster he is.

The news being reported on Allen today gives a whole new ‘creep factor’ to the bizarre moment when Diane Keaton sang to him in a child’s voice at the Golden Globes.

Woody Allen's daughter Dylan Farrow details how he sexually abused her in open letter

Dope show continues.. Justin Bieber urinates his initials into snow during big trip.. According to the TMZ report (with photos of the urine stained snow), Bieber’s entourage pulled up in front of people in an afluent neighborhood.. surrounded by his bodyguards, Bieber began to urinate his JB into the snow. At this point it would appear that Justin Bieber is an animal, marking his territory. In the mean time, TMZ is reporting on the treasure trove of drugs found in Bieber’s mansion .. Cops saw the ‘Bob Marley Room’ and all of Beeb’s sizzurp.. 

Beebs: If you're bored, YOU'RE B-O-R-I-N-G

If you’re bored it’s because you’re boring, Beebs: Justin Bieber is growing bored with performing. 
And something else quite notable about the Beeb’s weekend: 

Party at the Bieber house: Ambulance called in to assist a girl passed out.Did she sign one of those non-disclosure agreements that forbids her from speaking anything of what happened in the Bieber mansion? This we know: When the young party-goer regained consciousness, she requested that the ambulance not come. Hmm.. wonder why a 20-year-old who passed out would not want any attention..?

I guess she’s being Miley.

MILEY CYRUS claims she was stalked by ghosts when she was in London..

And sadly, the ghost continued to follow her and live in her hair.

The world can breath a temporary sigh of relief

Just when the world was breaking apart over the Ashton Kutcher/Demi Moore rumors, we can be at ease this Saturday morning:They attended a Kabbalah service together.

Kabbalah is still around…? I haven’t seen those little red string bracelets in a long, long time..

Ouch! An article slams Katy Perry, and a lot more: Katy Perry - The Boredom Of Whoredom

While it’s a nasty article, it’s extremely well written and after I was done, I couldn’t help but nodding in some sort of ‘old man’ sense of agreement. 

The quote from TakiMag’s article that stuck with me the most: 

Today, Katy Perry is married to former sex addict Russell Brand and dances around a Candyland gameboard dressed like Bettie Page shooting whipped cream out of her tits. Millions of little girls love her, filling arenas to max capacity. Some of them even got up onstage the other night to sing along:

Last Friday night
We went streaking in the park
Skinny dipping in the dark
Then had a ménage à trois

I have a son now… I have a child. A true child. Someone who will hear these words and maybe ask me what they mean. So forgive me for my sudden prudishness, but now I question some of pop culture. 

When I walk around a store and see lingerie-type underwear for young girls I wonder if pedophiles are behind it.. I wonder if the guy looking at my son at a supermarket is … someone that should stay away. I am protective. Which is natural. So when  I hear Katy Perry’s words, I think different as a dad than I would has a non-dad.

But sorry… I still like Ke$ha. Don’t know why. 

In the end, I just hope my son likes my taste in music: Billy Joel, Native American, Rag Time, Simple Plan, Lady Gaga, 70s and .. yes, Kesha. 

Once again, someone famous making us all feel good about ourselves.

Megan Fox says she’s too poor to have kids..Eh?

Out with a bang. Leslie Nielsen’s tombstone shows his enduring humor. But hopefully not odor.

The website parapolitical with a great example in the form of an image of our modern day news media:

… we expect the press to provide transparency and accountability to the people to whom governments are ultimately accountable so people are well-informed …

- Barack Obama extols the enlightened role the press play in American civic discourse (2006)

Freedom of Press: the founding myth of financial democratic politics?

 How true this all is.. One day in the life of media coverage of events.. and this occurs.

The big websites all following to the minute the updates from the Royal wedding—I got a few news alerts yesterday that the news alert writers should be ashamed of. Even more, I got an breaking news alert on my phone that the Royal palace last night ordered dozens of pizzas, delivered to the privileged few by London police.

I respect Brian Williams and NBC NIGHTLY NEWS a bit more, though.. at least he turned the jet around and they became the only news network to do on the ground and all-around good reporting on the calamity in the South..

But this CNN snippet—of a real screenshot of a day in the news—is very telling of how far our celebrity culture has been intertwined with news of the day..

Once again, tip of the coal rake to parapoliticalfor some good image for thought.

Sheen lost the shine

…and it’s for all to see.

What I originally thought was inventive marketing seems to have spiraled out of control..

Just as CBS fired Sheen from TWO AND A HALF MEN, Chuck took to a roof waving a machete..

Just as I thought the machete was just one last attempt to get some attention, he appeared on the internet, looking more like a corpse than a man, looking less like a star of a hit TV sitcom, and more like SKELETOR from the 1980s cartoon HE-MAN..

Is this the light of fame shining down on a soul of someone who has no shame? Is this, perhaps, the ultimate of greed profit in the sin city of Tinseltown..? Is this the image of a man who will one day have a star on the Hollywood walk of fame? .. shame.


No, this is the image of a troubled soul, empty and void of common sense at the moment.. And the world’s watching. But then again, all the world’s a stage.. And Charlie Sheen may be one of its best players..

Four minutes with Charlie Sheen: Tonight's version featured sweating, ranking, and drinking

…and the face of a very aged man. Or half man?

Four minutes with Charlie Sheen: Tonight's version featured sweating, ranking, and drinking