She’s just being Miley: Cyrus Instagrams her wisdom teeth.. I sense there was a lack of wisdom in her. Now I can tell it’s all gone for sure..

Miley’s twerking caused San Fran to shake. Someone needs to stop her now

At this point, Miley Cyrus should just start her own nude website in which people watch her scratch herself and stick her tongue out all day.. The less than dignified music sensation posted a photograph of herself prior to a shower. Topless. Good thing you can’t smell a person through Instagram—after all this was prior to bathing. Smellagram is a future endeavor, but until then we can only just imagine..

Play with the devil and you'll get the horns

Bangerz no more: The remainder of Miley Cyrus’ tour has been postponed.. The gyrating pop star has been in the hospital over an ‘extreme allergic reaction’ to an antibiotic.. All of this after she had a sinus infection..

She is facing a long recovery..  She has been said to have Stevens-Johnson syndrome. Which is pretty serious stuff: Read about it here.. 

Something has been cursed about this Miley Cyrus tour from the start.. 

Sure she had fake online oral sex with a fake Bill Clinton. And yes she made out with Katy Perry. Plus she utilized the ‘hot dog’  as part of her act..  But her tour bus also blew up, her dog died,  and Sky Ferreria was injured on the set of Bangerz.. One more: A construction worker from the Bangerz tour set sued Miley over an injury too.. 

When you play with the devil, you get the horns..

At this point, is there anyone who did NOT see Miley nude?

Miley.. please keep your clothes on!

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So what say you, MILEY?

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Another bad omen for Miley Cyrus: The BANGERZ tour bus catches on fire! 

It ‘burst into flames’ .. 

MORE..

Fear the tongue..

Miley Cyrus has been grossing out the people of the planet since autumn 2013. Recently, thanks to her BANGERZ tour, we’ve seen her ride a giant hot dog enter the stage on a massive lizard-like tongue coming from a monumentally frightening image of her face.

But a construction worker involved with making the tongue slide was more than grossed out—he was injured! 

He is suing the company that built the tongue.. 

He is not suing Miley Cyrus however.

Maybe we could talk this worker and Sky Ferreira into doing us a favor and trying to figure out a lawsuit to stop Miley from being Miley.

What the hell is Miley Cyrus doing now!?

Her concert’s like a wrecking ball.. Miley Cyrus is desperate to stay relevant (and obviously Googled “1990s + Bill Clinton) .. She is staging a Bill Clinton/Monica Lewinsky moment during her song PARTY IN THE USA.. You can read more about it here if you’d like..  But I wonder, what will this do for Hillary’s plans to run in 2016..?

I’m not done yet!


Another story from Miley’s BANGERZ TOUR.. she is making out with Katy Perry. We know already that Katy has successful sold her soul to the devil long ago.. Miley is just clumsily trying to do the same. 

I am SHOCKED to see how much Janet Yellen has already changed the Federal Reserve.. She is currently on her Bangerz tour of all banks, ready to pump them full of much needed equity.. 

This is not the way everyone wants to start a Sunday, but here you go: Miley Cyrus’ new BANGERZ TOUR starting off with a large hot dog and lots of crotch grabbing.. 

I did read one news account that isn’t as kind to Miley as some others: “Miley Cyrus: From Foam finger to laughing stock..”

Miley rides a giant sausage..

Happy Saturday. Wieners hot sausages alike.

Madonna Twerks the Torch. But Miley still has a much more hideous tongue..

Unplugged: MileyMadonna grind on MTV..

I am horrified but yet cannot look away.

Miley.. stop .. just stop!

Smoke em if you get em: Miley Cyrus lights up a joint on stage.. Or cigarette.. Well she was in Amsterdam.. But what really was ‘em?


MORE MILEY: She covers herself in metallic silver. 

Did you waste $50 bucks on a Miley Cyrus costume back in September? 

TWERK IT.

The Internet has changed everything. That we know. It comes in like a wrecking ball.

Today USA TODAY explains in an interesting report just how the net has now changed Halloween..

Remember back in September when Miley Cyrus costumes were flying off the shelf? Well that was so then.. This is now. And the ‘now’ is defined by the internet meme of the day, the topic and trend of the moment—and those trends can change by the moment.

And in that sense, basing your costume off of a trend can show how ‘dated’ you are—the ‘dating’ of years back would take months. These days it takes minutes..

USA TODAY opens its article with the trying tale of a woman from Arizona . She bought her Miley Cyrus costume but will not be wearing it to the Halloween party… I wonder how many other people are in the same boat as her? A foam finger collecting dust already.. a skimpy outfit hanging up… waiting to be worn but probably never will be…

USA TODAY goes on to report this, 

In 1984, the cool kids went as Freddy Krueger; in 1994, they went as one of the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers; and in 2006, they were Barack Obama, according to a 30-year look back at best-sellers from Spirit Halloween, the largest seasonal Halloween retailer in the country, with 725 locations across the United States and Canada

The first thing this quote tells me is how uncool I have always been.. I keep un-dusting my Freddy outfit on a regular basis.. It’s so old that the mask is ripped up the back of the head and I am not forced to wear it with a hoodie—actually making it a little more frightening in my opinion.

But enough about me, back to YOU. 

The history of costumes is a stroll down amnesia lane in pop culture. 

There aren’t many homemade ghosts anymore.. replacing them? The sexy and skimpy outfits of nurses who seem to want sex more than candy.

In our current times of virtual trick or treating, kids come and go. IN my personal opinion, I rarely even know what they are anymore.. they don’t seem to know either..

Of course, 20-somethings will wear their makeup and outfits with little material, go to that bar and achieve success: Drunken sex with a ‘sexy’ Superman costume laying on the floor. The dignity they lost in the process was priceless, but what do they care? They’re not 30 yet..

Halloween has changed .. It still changes. Abruptly. 

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Coming this Halloween to a phone near you.

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Proving that anyone is funnier with Miley Cyrus’ tongue.. here we have a series of stars proving it, including House Speaker John Boehner, celebrated star Robert Goulet, Supreme Court Justice Elena Kagan, and former Pennsylvania Governor Ed Rendell. 

Rounding out the photos.. Miley Cyrus proving anyone is funnier with hog dog eating contest hands in their mouths..

Good evening.

Enjoy SNL.

Tonight on SNL..the only.. the only.. the Virus. The Cyrus. 

She’s just being Molly.