It’s spring.

Put another shrimp on the Barbie..

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The rolling fat man…

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There are a collection online that blew my mind: Incredibly awkward pregnancy photos. And there is a set of 41 of them on the site Newslinq.

I don’t get it.. if these are a joke, then it’s just weird.. if they are serious attempts to showcase a pregnancy, then it’s weirder.

Either way, have fun.. 41 photos of oddities of woman and their stomachs.

Two of my favorites:

This photo is exactly what you think it is.

A Cod.

And a dildo.

A man in Norway actually found the female pleasuring apparatus in his cod’s stomach. It’s assumed the fish didn’t purposely put it in there.

This money quote from the article:

He speculated that the machine, which still had a small motor at one end, had been tossed off a boat, perhaps by “a frustrated woman on a cruise” in the Barents Sea. 

"The chances of winning the lottery are probably greater," he said. 

A frustrated woman on a cruise. That’s a pretty interesting theory.

As for the lottery, I think this fish struck it long before Bjørn Frilund 

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Some of the best comedy on YOUTUBE is when comedy films are re-cut into horror movie trailers. Such is the case with “CLARK” .. I love this one.

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This girl needs an intervention!

Please, someone tell her what to do with the glass!!

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ANOTHER great video from Action Movie Kid

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Seriously just LOVE this video.. it’s 12 seconds of pure fun.. it’s called TOY LIGHTSABER by Action Movie Kid on YouTube..

There are some other really fun ones too on his YOUTUBE channel.

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When you get bored in war.. A scene from Afghanistan. Circulated online..

http://www.funnyordie.com/embed/18e820ec3f

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: President Barack Obama from President Barack Obama

This may one of the funniest things I have seen in a long time..

And say what you will about health care and the President, but this was pretty good advertising to use comedy and a video watched by young people to drop serious hints about health care..

Great marketing. And a few good laughs.

(Source: http://www.funnyordie.com/)

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Note to reporters reading their cue cards: Watch for the period in a sentence. The lack of one certainly changes things..

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Video evidence that despite the snow and cold, it’s never too soon to get your summer belly ready..

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Proving that anyone is funnier with Miley Cyrus’ tongue.. here we have a series of stars proving it, including House Speaker John Boehner, celebrated star Robert Goulet, Supreme Court Justice Elena Kagan, and former Pennsylvania Governor Ed Rendell. 

Rounding out the photos.. Miley Cyrus proving anyone is funnier with hog dog eating contest hands in their mouths..

Good evening.

Enjoy SNL.

Thank you everyone for your fellowship and followship.

And to the group of new recruits that now follow Coal Speaker, welcome aboard. Enjoy the show.

The photo attached has no relevance to this post. Or does it?

X rated construction project begins..

Reporter draws penis while speaking about construction during live news broadcast..

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No matter how many times I watch people scare their unfortunate co-worker in this restaurant, I cannot help but laugh in spite of myself..

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Good to see that media is all on the same page. If you watched your local diatribe of fires, plagues, crime, and pestilence, you’ve most certainly heard that ‘economic factors may take some spring out of the Easter Bunny’s step this year.’

It was so noticeable that Conan O’Brien put a montage together of local boobs on the tube telling us the same statement from their teleprompter.

While the video is hilarious for obvious reasons, it begs the bigger question: Who writes it.. and how it is dispensed to all the stations? And just once sentence, quite frankly, could be proof that we are hit with misinformation all at the same time.

Remember, while some may have abandoned the big network news and papers, we still turn to the locals for the information close to home. And if the big conglomerates could get to them, well… the mis and disinformation could survive.

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Props to the creator or “Mrs Doubtfire as a Horror Film” .. truly funny. And it could actually work.

laughingsquid:

Mrs. Doubtfire as a Horror Film

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It was quite a show at a Strokes concert but as highlighted by my arrow, one person in the audience may have received the most telling show of all..

Oh what strange things people do. I am eagerly anticipating Paula Deen riding some part of Gingrich’s head on the website Paula Deen Riding Things

nightline:

Newt Gingrich in front of stock photos. It’s a web site. That’s his wife Calista there on the right. Names of kittens n/a.