It’s spring.

Put another shrimp on the Barbie..

Would you be comfortable with an interactive Barbie that not only records your child’s voice but also uploads them to a cloud? It’s exists . And now child advocates want the toy production to be halted… Good luck fighting this.. my guess is even if the Barbie is banned now another one will come along soon..

If our washing machines will record us in our homes our Barbies will too..

I am sure you’ve come across people who dress like Barbie and try to emulate her entire plastic existence? Hell, there was even a hit song in the 90s celebrating such stupidity. 

And now, Blondie Bennett, a Barbie-obsessed woman, says she is taking steps to become brainless.

The ultimate Barbie—and sign of mental illness.. The step being taken: Hypnotherapy.. Good luck Barbie. Let’s hope your IQ substantially drops.