The moment when you lose a follower to your website.. and then realize it was just a fake BOT

I wrote about gyrating Cyrus in my opening to today’s news rundown.. and this sort of goes hand in hand, or booty in booty, on it: A gyrating animatronic doll is in the future. It may be one of the weirdest and creepiest things I’ve ever seen, but I can’t stop watching the moving GIF …

Pennywise the missing clown

I don’t know what to say. . it’s a terrible day. America is suffering a clown shortage. 

Really. We are.

Trade organizations fear that people just don’t want to be clowns anymore..

Here’s the clowndown: Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus are pretty worried over a lack of interest in people being clowns.. Interest in becoming one has declined…

So there you go unemployed college grads.. a new profession awaits.

Do you have what it takes?

20 Great "Golden Girls" Comebacks

My favorite:

20 Great "Golden Girls" Comebacks

'MILEY CYRUS CALLS YOU'

Coming this Halloween to a phone near you.

AS THE EYES ROLL: A GIF FOR THE AGES?

It’s being called the GIF for the ages. First Lady Michelle Obama rolls her eyes at the House Speaker.. if only we could have been a fly in the food for this conversation..

Like Lady Gaga at a concert, a few followers dropped away. Hope you come back soon.

Top of the morning (almost midday) to readers, followers, fans, and the new followers arriving overnight. Stick around for a while..