Justin Bieber: Pop Star Turns 21 -- Happy Birthday

Happy birthday beebs.

And now you can finally, after a long life of sobriety and purity, have a drink.

Justin Bieber: Pop Star Turns 21 -- Happy Birthday

A New York pastor is making news.. he says that Justin Bieber is transgender and regrets ‘cutting off’ his breasts.. But before you take it seriously, know this: This is the same pastor who claimed Vlad Putin will ‘out’ Obama as gay and that Mr Manning has previously alleged that Vladimir Putin will ‘out’ Barack Obama as gay, and that Starbucks flavors coffees with the semen of sodomites.. Drink up Bieber fans.

“Bad skin day” leads bodyguards to hide Justin Bieber’s face from reporters..

Come on Biebs.. just admit it. You’re a human..

Photoshop will get you ever time..

Beebs.. you think you’re cool and all that and an unsalted bag of chips. But you’re also guilty and being subjected to an anger management class..

And I just thought.. for all the fame and fortune, yachts and models, does Beebs even perform anymore?

Justin Bieber Drank a Beer and Jumped Off a Cliff

And not only that but the popsqueak’s underage drinking affinity may have landed someone in big trouble.. not Beebs, but instead David Arquette! 

David Arquette co-owns and runs Bootsy Bellows, an exclusive celebrity-frequented night club … It’s apparently quite easy for Bieber to get into it and drink.. California Dept. of Alcoholic Beverage Control is aware of an incident.. The club could be fined..

Justin Bieber Drank a Beer and Jumped Off a Cliff

In your face, people who wait til 21: Beebs seen partying on the Fourth of July on a private yacht..sipping beer.. showering himself with scantily clad girls.. he has reason to celebrate:The FAA cleared him of his marijuana smoke allegations..

The B word and the N word

Justin Bieber is finding himself embroiled in a new career challenge: His over-abundant use of the N word during his mid-teenage years.

Back when everyone thought he was cute and Christian, the soon to be star was yuck yucking it up making jokes at the expense of black people .. 

His latest embarrassment is singing ‘one less lonely N——’ .. Beeb’s team actually released this one. TMZ reports that Bieber showed these videos to Will Smith and Usher a year ago.

Apparently a lot of these videos exist and someone has been trying to extort the boy wonder ..

Now Beeb is fighting back: He will release his racist rants himself, I suppose.

Justin Bieber scores legal victory in assault suit by Miami photog

Justin Bieber, 20, scored a legal victory against a celebrity photographer who filed a battery lawsuit against the singer and his bodyguard.

If you believe there’s a God who loves us, then ask yourself: Why is there a Justin Bieber.

Then again, there is even Christian teaching that attempts to explain why a loving God would allow evil to desecrate his creation. 

Maybe that’s a little harsh.

Nonetheless, Justin Bieber scored a big victory. And as the UK DAILY MAIL shows us, he left the court house like Moses parting the sea. In Biebs case, he parted the throngs of fans that were there to get a glimpse..

Maybe court should have been postponed. It sounds to me like the judge had severe Bieber fever.

Justin Bieber scores legal victory in assault suit by Miami photog

Way to go Justin Bieber.. maybe now you’ll start the next World War because of your posing at the shrine where war criminals are buried.

Wink at the tallywhacker

Read this article about Justin Bieber’s penis in a British accent. It’s great. If you’re British, just read it .. 

I love the Brits!

And damn, they know how to write a great celebrity gossip column..

Don’t stop Beliebing:

Justin Bieber’s wax figure has been removed from Madame Tussaud’s museum because fans would not stop groping it.. Seriously people?? Seriously? 

Bieber streamer: Justin fighting to stop release of video of him urinating in jail cell.. Reports indicate that the video shows Justin’s private parts. The gropers at the wax museum won’t know what hit them..

You can now call Biber “Bizzle” 

Your stash of Bieber news for a Monday morning.. including the nipple biting pic..

Awwww, poor Bieber: Justin refused entry to clubs and parties in New York City.. No one wants the lawsuits or attention, Justin.. realize what your spoiled brat attitude did?
BUT!JUST WHEN YOU THINK SANITY WON!
Beebs was permitted into the MAXIM Super Bowl party. And I bet he had a super bowl.


I have another Justin Bieber tidbit for you. A new controversy has arisen for the young DIVA after photos were released of him biting a stripper’s nipple. You can read about it here from the UK MIRROR.. If you want to. 
TMZ is also on the case: Bieber & Pal Double-Team Topless Stripper ‘Ain’t No Fun, If the Homies Can’t Have None’

BUT this is refreshing: The White House says it will be responding to a petition calling for the deportation Justin Bieber—the petition has more than 234,000 signatures and counting..

Heads up on a hoax: Nibiru is not going to strike earth by August, regardless of what any website told you

HOAX WARNING!

The planet Nibiru is inbound again.

And again.

And again.

This time it’s going to be here by August, 2014.

At least that is what an email to me said today.. It amazed me that such news was abundant online, but no one alerted me to any news source actually reporting it. At this point, I am calling BS on this email and story..

The subject is none other than “Dr. Kaplan” and …well, he does not exist. As a matter of fact, the subject who made the video warning the planet of summertime doom said that the video was intended as a joke..

Too bad Kane Lynch does not realize how brutally angry Nibiru believers become when someone messes with their end of the world scenario. From Believer to Belieber. Maybe Nibiru believers will become that next…?

Heads up on a hoax: Nibiru is not going to strike earth by August, regardless of what any website told you

Ooops, he Biebered his diaper again.. 

Little boy Justin arrested for the second time this week.. 

This time he turned himself into Toronto police for assaulting his limo driver..

So Canada, maybe there’s never a good time to bring this up, but since you got Beebs, want to keep him?

Seriously. You can even give us Rob Ford.. He’d be a great Mayor somewhere down here..

When in danger *(if you have money)*: Go to Panama!

BUT..Is he even in trouble now?

Teflon Bieber: DUI and drag racing charges dropped in drastic U-turn
Egg on their faces: Cops come up empty handed in egg raid..
Stephen Hawking: Black holes don’t exist. He actually commented that saying they did exist was his biggest blunder..

I’m done disliking this kid. I may just ignore him now, as I’d do a fly..

Life in the fast lane..

There are times when God makes himself quite evident. This morning, as the sun began shining over the mountain near my home base, I flipped on the TEE VEE only to discover that Justin Bieber was arrested for drag racing—and he failed a DUI test.

NBC NEWS 6 in South Florida has some information on their channel.. He was in a rented Lamborghini when it all went down. Accroding to reports, the Beebs was spotted in different places around Miami in the past few days.. 

But as things go, and as fate evolves, life grows darker for the manchild. He now finds himself in custody..

Will he still keep up the act? Will he have that deranged tough boy accent? Will he walk hunched over like an ape? Will he laugh, and smile, and wink at the camera as his mug shot is snapped? Or will he became Justin Bieber minus the fame and fortune? Will he snap into the reality that once was pre-stardom? Will he just be Justin? 

I think too much programming and self induced mind control has occurred him ever to just be a kid named Justin again. He’s Bieber. With a fever.

In jail.

Dope show continues.. Justin Bieber urinates his initials into snow during big trip.. According to the TMZ report (with photos of the urine stained snow), Bieber’s entourage pulled up in front of people in an afluent neighborhood.. surrounded by his bodyguards, Bieber began to urinate his JB into the snow. At this point it would appear that Justin Bieber is an animal, marking his territory. In the mean time, TMZ is reporting on the treasure trove of drugs found in Bieber’s mansion .. Cops saw the ‘Bob Marley Room’ and all of Beeb’s sizzurp.. 

TMZ is Reportring a 'Treasure Trove of Drugs' In Justin Bieber's Mansion During Raid

Anything that will help us deport him. Anything.

TMZ: Justin Bieber had drugs and drug paraphernalia strewn all over his house when it was raided Tuesday … but drugs were not on deputies’ radar ..

Bieber enjoys the top of the line drug.. As a matter of fact, his Sizzurp is $800 per pint.. Enough mind altering power to end any Bieber fever. 

TMZ is Reportring a 'Treasure Trove of Drugs' In Justin Bieber's Mansion During Raid

Beebs: If you're bored, YOU'RE B-O-R-I-N-G

If you’re bored it’s because you’re boring, Beebs: Justin Bieber is growing bored with performing. 
And something else quite notable about the Beeb’s weekend: 

Party at the Bieber house: Ambulance called in to assist a girl passed out.Did she sign one of those non-disclosure agreements that forbids her from speaking anything of what happened in the Bieber mansion? This we know: When the young party-goer regained consciousness, she requested that the ambulance not come. Hmm.. wonder why a 20-year-old who passed out would not want any attention..?