HUSTLER BUST

A few months ago HUSTLER magazine was trying to court Justin Bieber. Now, because of the boy no-wonder’s 15-year-old racist rants, Larry Flynt is turning away.. The man child star may have lost his chance for HUSTLER fame.

Ooops, he Biebered his diaper again.. 

Little boy Justin arrested for the second time this week.. 

This time he turned himself into Toronto police for assaulting his limo driver..

So Canada, maybe there’s never a good time to bring this up, but since you got Beebs, want to keep him?

Seriously. You can even give us Rob Ford.. He’d be a great Mayor somewhere down here..

Life in the fast lane..

There are times when God makes himself quite evident. This morning, as the sun began shining over the mountain near my home base, I flipped on the TEE VEE only to discover that Justin Bieber was arrested for drag racing—and he failed a DUI test.

NBC NEWS 6 in South Florida has some information on their channel.. He was in a rented Lamborghini when it all went down. Accroding to reports, the Beebs was spotted in different places around Miami in the past few days.. 

But as things go, and as fate evolves, life grows darker for the manchild. He now finds himself in custody..

Will he still keep up the act? Will he have that deranged tough boy accent? Will he walk hunched over like an ape? Will he laugh, and smile, and wink at the camera as his mug shot is snapped? Or will he became Justin Bieber minus the fame and fortune? Will he snap into the reality that once was pre-stardom? Will he just be Justin? 

I think too much programming and self induced mind control has occurred him ever to just be a kid named Justin again. He’s Bieber. With a fever.

In jail.

Dope show continues.. Justin Bieber urinates his initials into snow during big trip.. According to the TMZ report (with photos of the urine stained snow), Bieber’s entourage pulled up in front of people in an afluent neighborhood.. surrounded by his bodyguards, Bieber began to urinate his JB into the snow. At this point it would appear that Justin Bieber is an animal, marking his territory. In the mean time, TMZ is reporting on the treasure trove of drugs found in Bieber’s mansion .. Cops saw the ‘Bob Marley Room’ and all of Beeb’s sizzurp.. 

TMZ is Reportring a 'Treasure Trove of Drugs' In Justin Bieber's Mansion During Raid

Anything that will help us deport him. Anything.

TMZ: Justin Bieber had drugs and drug paraphernalia strewn all over his house when it was raided Tuesday … but drugs were not on deputies’ radar ..

Bieber enjoys the top of the line drug.. As a matter of fact, his Sizzurp is $800 per pint.. Enough mind altering power to end any Bieber fever. 

TMZ is Reportring a 'Treasure Trove of Drugs' In Justin Bieber's Mansion During Raid

Beebs: If you're bored, YOU'RE B-O-R-I-N-G

If you’re bored it’s because you’re boring, Beebs: Justin Bieber is growing bored with performing. 
And something else quite notable about the Beeb’s weekend: 

Party at the Bieber house: Ambulance called in to assist a girl passed out.Did she sign one of those non-disclosure agreements that forbids her from speaking anything of what happened in the Bieber mansion? This we know: When the young party-goer regained consciousness, she requested that the ambulance not come. Hmm.. wonder why a 20-year-old who passed out would not want any attention..?

From the cute little Beeb to the depths of depravity

I haven’t had any kind words for Justin Bieber. I’ve maintained no fever.
And with TMZ report about Bieber urinating into a mop bucket at a NYC city restaurant and cussing
Bill Clinton, my already 0% regard for him has now plummeted j to the negative territory.

I will not say anything that hasn’t been already..

I think every working man, woman, and child should be offended at this. It’s tasteless sure, but even more so is an insult to minimum wage workers and disregarded service employees—many of whom should be busy deleting any songs they own featuring the voice of Beebs.

Yes, indeed….the cell phone camera is always spying. In this matter, Bieber was using his own urine in an attempt to humiliate the people who most likely just waited on him hand and foot. But instead he only disgraced himself even further than the repugnant little creature has done previously..