HANDS OFF THE CHIPS

Schuylkill County PA making worldwide news tonight.. all over UTZ potato chips.

This is how the snooze station reports things,

UNION TOWNSHIP — An argument over a bag of potato chips landed a man behind bars in Schuylkill County.
George Beaver of Union Township faces assault charges after troopers say he told his wife not to touch his ‘Utz Ruffled Sour Cream and Onion chips’.
When she did, Beaver allegedly grabbed her face and bit off a chunk of her skin.
Beaver is locked up tonight in Schuylkill County.

UTZ honey BBQ chips are likely the best chips in the world.. I wouldn't be this vicious over sour cream and onion, not at all..

Arson is suspected in a blaze that heavily damaged the birthplace of Bill Clinton early Christmas morning, reports CBS Shreveport, Louisiana affiliate KSLA-TV.

The fire at the William J. Clinton Birthplace, in Hope, Arkansas, broke out around 3:20 a.m. Friday.

According to Hope Police Chief J.R. Wilson, the fire is under investigation, but arson is suspected.

This is a disturbing story..
I sense mental issue at play or perhaps something more devilish..

At this point, the property’s former resident, a 45-year-old woman, has not been found, but police are questioning several other people..

It was unclear how long the babies had been dead or who, if anyone, was living there at the time of the discovery.

And so far that’s the story.. Sure to change and update as more information becomes known..

Police: Suspect kept mother's body in South Carolina motel for 7 weeks

PSYCHO real version: 

As being reported in several publications including the linked USA TODAY story:

A Pleasant Valley man has been accused of strangling his mother, and then keeping her remains in a Pleasant Valley motel for seven weeks before moving her body to a small town in South Carolina.

The gruesome details came to light during a state police press conference Saturday at the Troop K headquarters in Millbrook.

Police are alleging that the crime occurred on August 16.. 

“I find it hard to imagine,” state police Capt. John Ryan said, “the circumstances that would lead a son to strangle his mother, but also to live with the body in a motel room and then travel several states away and dump her like trash.”

Police: Suspect kept mother's body in South Carolina motel for 7 weeks

ZOMBIE BLOODBATH IN FLORIDA

ZOMBIE BLOODBATH IN FLORIDA

A deadly Saturday night shooting at a ZombieCon event in Florida is making major news today.. According to reports, chaos broke out in Fort Myers Florida Saturday night after a shooting left one man dead and four others injured. Crowds of people in zombie attire went screaming through the streets after the deadly incident. This year’s theme: 1980s post-apocalyptic.…

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Murdered woman found hanging from fence mistaken for Halloween decoration

This is horrid.. RT reports,

“
Construction workers in Ohio were shocked to discover that the figure of a woman hanging from a fence was not a Halloween decoration, as initially thought, but a real dead body.
Ohio police told reporters the body was discovered at 8:30am on Tuesday in Chillicote, according to the state’s local outlet WKRC. The shock value was all the greater because it’s Halloween time, when people engage in pranks and make-believe. But this was anything but that.
”

Murdered woman found hanging from fence mistaken for Halloween decoration

Oregon shooting detailed by 'lucky' student

Oregon shooting detailed by ‘lucky’ student

The ASSOCIATED PRESS reports, The 18-year-old college student singled out by the shooter as the “lucky one” to survive and deliver a package to law enforcement has told his story for the first time about the massacre in Roseburg, Ore. In a written statement that was the most detailed account thus far of the Oct. 1 shooting, Mathew Downing said Friday that when Christopher Harper-Mercer entered…

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Community college in Philadelphia in lockdown after reports of a person with a gun on campus.. Faculty and students ordered to shelter in place

active shooter incident reported at Oregon community college.. This is a developing situation..

Florida man disemboweled girlfriend after sex: cops

This could be one of the worst modern crime stories I have ever heard of.. The details are disgusting. Read at your own risk.. 

Florida man disemboweled girlfriend after sex: cops

Water wars coming. The next crime wave is predicted

I recall a documentary I saw back in the late 1990s, it was some sort of bad TV special--bad in acting and producing--that predicted what the next fifty or so years of life may be like. Some talked about Nostrodamus, others just predicted based off of scientific research. One particular thing stuck in my mind: The possibility of 'waters wars,' with shortages and droughts people would be forced to fight and become adversaries just for a drop of liquid.

3 charged in selling heroin from day care premises

Shamokin-dop and jumpin rope.
Stay classy Northumberland County..

Sickening..

3 charged in selling heroin from day care premises

Morning serial

Last night before bed, I made a little mistake in listening to a DARKNESS RADIO true crime show with Dave Schrader featuring the owner of Serial Killer Magazine. The show was great and interesting. True crime fascinates me … actually scares me. The intense reality that exists beyond the safety of our locked doors and closed windows is abhorrent, often.  There is much to be written and told of true crime—too much to start now. But I’m curious how many others out there are interested in true crime.. How many people are both fascinated and horrified by the macabre.. and how many fear reality more than fiction?

Ohio has a problem. This man you see here, is the phantom pooper.. the night owl defectator.. the silent shitter.. You pick your own term. Either way, he’s going around various parts of the city of Akron, Ohio. It’s been going on for years, the suspicion now is that the Bowel Movement Bandit has defecated on over 19 cars.  The poopetrator even hit one woman’s car 7 times..

He’s been getting busy with his business. But now cops want him to cut the crap. This story is just asking for bad puns, and regardless of the source, people are making them. But just imagine waking up one day to find a large load on the cook of your car.. The horror of that scene would be unimaginable.. 

Either way, with his image now blasting across the internet–the image of him in action–there may be ‘movement’ on the case.. For the sake of Akron, we certainly hope so.

Police release SLENDERMAN crime tapes.. The girls not only thought SLENDER was watching them stab, but they also described how to pretended they'd go get help

Also, one admits she knew they’d be caught.
And they were..

Police release SLENDERMAN crime tapes.. The girls not only thought SLENDER was watching them stab, but they also described how to pretended they'd go get help

Clown from amusement park found in sex offender’s house.. And people wonder why some hate clowns so much..

Court: Silence can be used against suspects

The California Supreme Court has ruled that the silence of suspects can be used against them.

You have the right to remain silent. But now that means you’re guilty.. 

Miranda once mattered..

Court: Silence can be used against suspects

FROM GQ: The Strange Tale of the North Pond Hermit

For nearly thirty years, a phantom haunted the woods of Central Maine, creeping into homes, and surviving on what he could steal. He became a legend. Then one day last year, the hermit came out of the forest. His name was Christopher Knight

And this is him:

While it may seem tough to believe, the story is true..

This from GQ: 

His name, he revealed, was Christopher Thomas Knight. Born on December 7, 1965. He said he had no address, no vehicle, did not file a tax return, and did not receive mail. He said he lived in the woods.

Everything that he ate and used was apparently stolen.. 

The oddest part of all to fathom: He says he didn’t speak a word the entire time, besides once in the 1990s when he passed a hiker on a path in the forest and he said a simple ‘hi’ ..   

And now all of the paranormal fears and strange occurrences that haunted this part of central Maine for decades may very well be solved. No ghost.. no UFO.. no beast from the East.. Instead a thin hermit living in the forest, eating the scrappings of others and stealing the possessions of them, too..

It’s like THE VILLAGE gone wrong.. no one else joined in..

READ MORE AT GQ..

FROM GQ: The Strange Tale of the North Pond Hermit

Police Concerned About Flash Mob Violence Based On Horror Movie

Social media posts promise violence in Florida, Pennsylvania and Kentucky.

The story linked here serves as a collection of headlines from various states—states where people have been posting social media announcements about “purges” to take place in the respective cities where the Tweets and messages are coming from.. AS notes, Florida, Kentucky, and Pennsylvania are among the states where police are monitoring the situation …

The horror movie where the ‘purge’ is stemming from is, none other than THE PURGE.. the sequel to the original film was released this summer and had respectable box office numbers..  The movie was less gruesome horror and more social commentary—rich vs poor and the government suspending all police protection to allow for  a ‘purge’ is the plot..

While this new social media purge scare may be more hype than upcoming horror, it’s noteworthy that so many places and police forces are monitoring the situation. And just a brief stroll through morning headlines each day may showcase the reason why it should be a concern of law enforcement—times like these, there aren’t many reasons to take things for granted..

In the areas where the social media purge is being spoken of, police are announcing that they have contingency plans to deal with any issues.. I know there are lots of ill will feelings towards police after watching the mess they made in Ferguson, but we need to support social justice, law enforcement, and order.. It’s why America works.. It’s what made us work to begin with… 

It feels like a long hot summer.. the tensions within this nation is palpable.. The rhetoric across this country is emotional and cruel..

A cruel summer.

The fabric of this nation is tearing.. I fear that there aren’t any seamstresses left to fix it.

Police Concerned About Flash Mob Violence Based On Horror Movie

Amber Alert issued for Amish girls in upstate NY.. but there is a problem

An Amber Alert was issued late Wednesday in Oswegatchie for Delila Miller, 6, and her sister, Fannie, 12. They had been selling vegetables near their family farm, located about 50 miles southeast of the Canadian border.

The issue at hand is this: The Amish Amber Alert is not accompanied by photographs of the girls..This: 

Pictures of the girls were not available because members of the Amish community forbid photos of themselves, which they see as a violation of their religious beliefs.

The window of time is closing to get these girls.. It’s a difficult situation to begin with, but lacking photographic evidence to show people in the surrounding area what they look like is even more disconcerting.. 

Amber Alert issued for Amish girls in upstate NY.. but there is a problem