This is the New York Times article that got the story public about Chris Christie giving away debris from 9/11
So sick
This is a ghoulish way to start your day.
And to think… People thought a mosque blocks away from Ground Zero was offensive.. I glues they didn’t see bathing yet.
Apparently young conservative women love Rand Paul.
Maybe it’s that tussle of Confederate Soldier style hair.. perhaps it’s how he looks in a doctor’s coat.. Maybe it’s the hot filibuster.
Or maybe it’s because he’s more attractive than this:
And seriously.. any time Chris Christie skips dinner, that’s a headline..
Don’t worry. At least not yet. But one early weather projection is taking shape for Super Bowl weekend — and it doesn’t look good.
RUH ROH…
Maybe Chris Christie can threaten the snow and block it with his mighty flubber.
Thank God for a snowstorm, I suppose. Timing couldn’t have been better..
RUH ROH..
We know what he ate last summer: A chance of the presidency..
Well he was stronger than the storm…. Cnn reports: ‘CNN has learned that federal officials are investigating whether Christie improperly used those relief funds to produce tourism ads that starred him and his family.’
Wait a minute.. did Chris Christie eat the bridge!?
And to save America he plans on eating them
Ham and Bean’s big day out at the Jersey Shore.
Bean couldn’t get a touchdown, but Ham nailed it on the first try.
And he got to take home the prize..
Which is better than his original plan of eating the properties.
GETTING READY!
BIG CRISPIE MAY SOON BE HALF A MAN HE CURRENTLY IS!
Slimming down for ‘16: Chris Christie underwent surgery to lose weight in February..
Results are non yet forthcoming..
But the story did say that he was eating a steak and wasn’t able to finish it..
You know, in my honest opinion, some people look better overweight. Chris Christie may be one of those people. We will find out.. A thinner Chrispie running for president in 2016? Or will he bust a gut and try to beat the surgery?
The other question, of utmost importance: Will he still jack his pants up beyond his nipples once he loses a few hundred pounds?
Jersey Gov Big Crispie is so cool that he will squash his opponents like a spider in front of fourth graders.
This is just a weird video for so many reasons.. It reminds me of a scene from BATMAN RETURNS when the Penguin gets introduced to his fans for the first time by Max Schreck.
Send in the clowns.
Governor Chris Christie appeared on SNL last night.. But his participation in the skit on the show is drawing fierce criticism. Just wondering your thoughts?
