Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Weathermen "baffled" by mystery plume near 1945 atomic bomb test site


I am really getting sick of this term ‘conspiracy theorists.’ Really sick of it.
Seriously, a plume cloud appears out of no where near the site of  past atomic bomb tests.. logic, people! Logic. Instead, the media calls people with logic ‘conspiracy theorists.’  



Weathermen "baffled" by mystery plume near 1945 atomic bomb test site

When you get bored in war.. A scene from Afghanistan. Circulated online..

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Take that, evidence!


Former police chief eats evidence in court..


So what do ya say ta that?


I am in shock he did it without salt and pepper.

Your doodle looks like a corpse tree boner


This is the content of a message sent to me tonight from a friend who glanced at my DAILY DOODLE today. I suppose there was some phallic imagery there.. In the eye of the beholder, perhaps..

Why is Generation Y having less sex?

I blame technology and mobile porn.. and bad economies, too. This may be a laughable story to you.. but depopulation seems to be happening all without the help of eugenics. 


Why is Generation Y having less sex?

My daily doodle ..

Tin foil hats need to be adjusted. Sort of.

TIME (and lots of other sources) is laughing at ‘conspiracy theories’ that claim African Americans were injected with HIV.. 


While the HIV issue may be untrue, let’s remember some facts about the past: The United States government injected people with plutonium.  


The United States injected African Americans with syphilis..  


So why is TIME magazine laughing at something—though perhaps untrue—that could be a logical conclusion given other famed injections from the past?


Greenland Glaciers Melting Faster Than Thought, Raising Sea Level Rise Fears

Greenland Glaciers Melting Faster Than Thought, Raising Sea Level Rise Fears

Amish Buggy Hits SUV Twice, Flees Scene in Pennsylvania

Amish Buggy Hits SUV Twice, Flees Scene in Pennsylvania

News program accidentally flashes penis during news coverage of crash coverage!

I'm coining a new term: Bankercide.

There seems to be so many suicides of bankers this year, a new word should be created..


It appears to be the 12th *or more?* this year..


Nonetheless, a 28-year-old banker died after leaping off of a building—a way bankercide seems to be taking place. The New York POST reports, 



Kenneth Bellando, who worked at Levy Capital since January, was found dead on the sidewalk outside his East Side building on March 12 after allegedly jumping from the sixth-story roof, sources said.


Bellando, a former investment bank analyst at JPMorgan, is the son of John Bellando, chief operating officer and chief financial officer at Condé Nast. His brother, John, a top chief investment officer with JPMorgan, works on risk exposure valuations.


Several John Bellando emails were cited during testimony at the Senate Finance Committee’s inquiry into the bank’s losses during the infamous London Whale trade fiasco.



Very interesting.
It’s the type of stuff that makes you ponder if a nefarious back story is taking place.. are things coming? Are bad days upon us? Is financial collapse ready? Or are bankers just .. going overboard?


Bankercide. You heard it here first.

Arctic blast coming to Eastern US - likely to be the coldest opening to calendar spring in at least 50 years

Wow.. this looks downright awfully cold.


Arctic blast coming to Eastern US - likely to be the coldest opening to calendar spring in at least 50 years

Another bad omen for Miley Cyrus: The BANGERZ tour bus catches on fire! 


It ‘burst into flames’ .. 


MORE..

Numb to the victims

Death happens every day.. mass death occurs. But we should be used to it or accept it—however do accept it often.


I am struck by the reaction of the world and media to the missing flight 370. We are facing the possibility that the 239 passengers and crew faced an overwhelmingly horrific death—the way they expired may be viewed different depending on which viewpoint you have as far as what happened to the flight itself. But by this point, it would seem obvious that there’s no life from within that plane.


And we are numb to it.
Numb in the sense that we aren’t talking about the lives aboard.. we aren’t speaking of the beautiful children who faced an awful early departure from this realm.. we aren’t talking about the wives and husbands, moms and dads, employees and employers.. The stories of all 239 people have seemingly vanished as much as their flight itself. Gone for good into the memory hole.. Never to be spoken about again.


A mass death occurred in some way, most likely..But their lives don’t seem to matter. They’re just the back story to the Malaysian mystery.


The people who seem to be suffering the most are the families of the missing.. There was a news conference held in Kuala Lumpur with updates about what we know on the missing plane—as far as the news conference, think of it like this: we don’t know a thing and anything you’ve known is wrong. But during the event, families of the missing became frustrated and emotional, screaming out in tears and anger. They were also angry at the response or lack thereof from governmental bodies. As a result, they were swept away as the media watched, families who are going through agony and misery simply dragged away from the news conference in front of reporters.. Even the BBC reported that a reporter from their agency was pushed away from family members carrying banners critical of the government. The BBC reporter, Jonah Fisher, faced a wall of police as he tried to talk to the wailing wall of people..




My point, if any, is that the story of where the plane is and how it went missing is extremely important. And the flight simulator with its programmed routes, along with the sudden movement of Flight 370 itself, are big issues. But the heart of the story are the lives aboard. If a flight carrying no one vanished they story wouldn’t matter nearly as much. But a flight carrying so many lives, so many stories, and so many souls, makes this matter much more. But at the same time the media is hardly talking about those lives, and really not permitted to speak to the families of the missing.


There seems to be something rotten in Malaysia. Either the government is hiding something or has simply dropped the ball so hard that the time frame to find the plane is now dwindling to the point of no return.


I am struck by how little attention is being paid to the lives aboard this flight. The images of the children of the disappeared was striking when I saw them the other day. But they are not just becoming forgotten.. missing plane parts are more important that body parts. 


As the families drift into darkness, rushed away from reporters snapping photos, ask yourself this: Are we just accepting of mass murder and mass death? Are we even phased by it anymore? Is it just a side story on the big story? 


War makes news only because of the men who plan war. The victims, often children birthed into a world of heartbreak, are forgotten. Collateral damage. We say. We think.


But what do we really think, deep down?


Are you a bystander in life, just watching mass death from a distance? Did you lose your connection to humanity, thinking what happens “there” will not affect here? What happens to “them” is less important than “us”? Ask yourself that..?


These are the first images released of the children aboard Flight 370..<br/>Their beautiful faces speak for themselves.<br/>I wish for a world without tragedy and fear for children. Obviously judging from daily news, this planet  hasn’t attained any goal of goodness or love.<br/>If a horrible accident occurred on board this plane, it’s assumed that all 239 passengers succumbed to their ill-fated demise quickly. I fear that did not happen.. I especially cringe thinking about the plane experiencing a hijacking gone wrong, or something even worse for the innocent people aboard the flight.<br/>Yes, indeed.. those who tune out of heavy headlines may be the happiest. <br/>I’m not like that. I soak up the news as much as a Sheryl Crow soaks up the sun. And for that, I am typically upset about what some nation or person has done to an innocent child in a dark part of the planet Earth.

School’s out! Duke porn star hits the stage in New York City.. Belle Knox wiggles her way across the stage at the famed Hell’s Kitchen strip club.. 


She chose the song CHERRY PIE.


I am sorry Ms. Foxy Knox, but I cannot hear CHERRY PIE now without thinking of the final scene of BAD GRANDPA..


Just ruins the moment now with laughter.. But good luck. No doubt you’ll be the richest DUKE student ever..

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Television pitchman Kevin Trudeau is headed to prison

Ouch.. The judge’s words may have been has harsher than the ten year sentence..
But being released at the age of 61—or before—sure gives rise to the chance of plenty more huckster man material from the face of modern infomercials ..


Television pitchman Kevin Trudeau is headed to prison

A painful sugarfree stomach

I am a little bit of it Altoids addict, I pop them like candy. Well I guess they are candy, but they are curiously strong candies that I seem to have no version eating one after the other the entire tin cans gone.



So that is why my wife figured it would be good to buy me the many candies as opposed to the regular size, something to help cut down my addiction..



Last night I ate an entire small can of Altoids.. they tasted a little bit different they still have the kick that I needed.



And it made my stomach turn to rot.
I could not believe the pains I having and the gastrointestinal issues only five minutes after eating my last one..



That’s when I did my due diligence, looked at the can, and realized that the mini candies are sugarfree, replacing that sugar and corn syrup goodness with dangerous aspartame..



I swore off fake sugar and artificial sweeteners years ago, and every time I have anything that contains aspartame I get immediate headaches and stomach pains. Last night I cursed Donald Rumsfeld as I tried to fall asleep, knowing that the deal worked out back last century led to this rat poison being in my body..



This morning I stopped at my local convenience store and bought a large box of Altoids.. they have sugar and I’m grateful for that.

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