Penthouse Club stripper ‘ruptured groom’s bladder at bachelor party after she slid down pole and landed on top of him’

Jesus surrounded by gays and transvestites creates firestorm among Serbians..

AND HERE I THOUGHT THIS WAS A BUYER’S MARKET!? THE AMITYVILLE HORROR HOUSE FOR SALE AGAIN, AND THE PRICE CONTINUES TO DROP.. 

The sellers insist it’s not demons but instead divorce driving them from the home..

But you may be able to argue that the demons the ruined the marriage, don’t you think? Just saying..

More absolutely amazing images coming from Mars. But these are only intensifying an already existent mystery..

…what are those spiderly black things? Are they dangerous? Maybe! 

The odd objects on Mars creates massive speculation..

Panera cares.. but to what end? Panera Bread is expanding restaurants that allow people to pay what they can afford.. Some now complain that the pay what you want style restaurants are bringing in less than desirable people..

Panera cares.. but to what end? Panera Bread is expanding restaurants that allow people to pay what they can afford.. Some now complain that the pay what you want style restaurants are bringing in less than desirable people..

I hate to say this: Be forewarned, a Hulk Hogan sex tape is out.. UGH

Justin Bieber has already reacted:

I hate to say this: Be forewarned, a Hulk Hogan sex tape is out.. UGH

Justin Bieber reacts to tonight’s debate

All smiles.. At first.

FIRST DEBATE. SHOWTIME.

DEBATE NIGHT! Who’s watching, who’s playing drinking games, and who do you think will win?

Sometimes life can be beautiful despite the horror

Winter storms will now be named ... What about those duds

I have been a long proponent of winter storms being named. They deserve it. The blizzard of 93 would sound much more frightening if it was named El Diablo, after all.
There may have been divine intervention now as the Weather Channel has decided this year to NAME WINTER STORMS!  So they are only as official as the Weather Channel. Not the NOAA. Not Accuweather. Just the Weather Channel. And that’s fine. I bet it catches on. It take son to start the ball rolling.
But here is the problem.. And the Weather Channel answers none of these issues: Is there a difference between West Coast and East Coast, Midwest and South storms? What if the storm turns out to be a dud..? Will the storm be named AFTER it strikes or before? We all know computer models show storms in the winter time that never become a storm.. So what then? cancel the name and start from scratch?
What about the possibility that nationwide there are more than 26 storms?
What constitutes a named storm? Wind? snow potential or actuality?
The Weather Channel, narrated by Al Roker, explains why it will be naming storms.  I can’t help but thinking the channel is trying to get some attention and press before tomorrow’s 2012-13 Accuweather winter forecast is released..
So my final question, since I am near some areas that get those lake effect snows, is this: What about the snow squalls that dump 20+ inches? Shall we name squalls?
And are cold fronts next?
I have long hoped for a naming of storms. But now when I think about the logistics, I ponder how in the world this naming process will go……

I could watch this for hours

FINAL FAIR NIGHT. UNTIL NEXT YEAR, BLOOMSBURG FAIR, IT'S BEEN REAL

The harvest moon is bright in the sky.. you can see your breath as it rises into the night air. Amazing time to be alive.. an amazing time for a fair.

There is something special about a little fair in Bloomsburg, PA. It’s actually quite a big. It’s a fair with flare. And tonight, as the chill of autumn descends over a landscape that was recently burdened with summer and sin, it’s a much nicer landscape to view.

All the food has been fried. And people are fried, too. It’s been a long week for carnies and ‘freaks’ and geeks with sneaks. But it’s been real, that’s for sure.

And reality stays the same at the Bloomsburg Fair. What was there in 1940 is pretty much there today. That is the amazing part of it all. It’s like each year picks up where the previous year left off..

I recall older days when a fuller family went to the fair. I remember warm afternoons under the sun and cold nights—I even remember a late 1980s night when my cousin and I jammed ourselves into a phone booth to stay warm. Yes, those phone booths are gone now. Replacing them? Mind-numbed zombies watching their phones instead of the surroundings.

The fair doesn’t change much. The people who go to it do, however.
But..
In the nighttime air, under that harvest moon, families still walk together, children still laugh in awe at the sights and smells and sounds. And lovers still embrace by a gate, leaving the fair, glancing back, and saying ‘see you next year’ with a wink and a smile.

Bloomsburg Fair 2012. END.
To be continued.

Ben Franklin at the Bloomsburg Fair (carved pumpkin version)

Speaking of the fair today is the perfect day of fall weather to say goodbye to the best week of autumn in Pennsylvania..

Champagne supernova in the sky. Is the sun going to go wild?

Just read a very interesting but unscientific article on a website claiming that the sun was getting whiter brighter an hotter than ever before.. There weren’t any findings within the text of the story that back up the author’s point of view but there were rather vague memories from when he was younger.. He recalls a time when the sun was more yellow and less heated, according to his generic recollection of events..

It’s an interesting thought, plus one that others have spoken about in recent years. There seems to be a fear that the sun is going super nova.. It’s the newest end of time end of the world conspiracy concern—and has little to no hardcore evidence backing up that theory..

But I traveled into my own memories … I recall, as well, a bright orange yellow sun. I remember hot days that were not oppressive.. Whether what the author of of ConspiracyHQ’s story believes is a real fear or not, my memory also had me thinking of a kinder and gentler period of time for weather on this planet..

So I’d be curious of thoughts from readers out there. Do you believe that memories can make a mind believe the past was better than it was or is the sun going wild and ready to burn a hole right through the planet earth?? I would love thoughts from all..

Binge on liquor, but an enema is quicker

But the idea of placing an alcohol enema directly into your rear end seems to go be directly opposed to every form of common sense. What about the old days of ANIMAL HOUSE like behavior where at least one would enjoy the taste of the liquor .. But the enema maybe is quicker.

Forget about beer pong and bongs..hello anal lubrication with an onslaught of alcohol.. And now parents have something new to worry about: Binge drinking with a new angle.. And the angle all takes place in the ‘back of the house’ so to speak..

This is just downright amazing

What you see here is an image of the universe, about 500 million years after the big bang 13.7 million years ago. You are seeing a universe in chaos. You are seeing the past. And we’re just getting a glimpse of it now thanks to the Hubble Telescope, with it’s new “extreme” view of history, peering deep into the past like no other piece of technology that has existed— at least that we know of.

If you sit and contemplate this image long enough, you won’t be able to not just sit in amazement at the big picture of this picture. What are we ? who are we ..? and WHY are we? All of those questions are now present in my mind as I see this mixture of galaxies and other objects.

Absolutely amazing.

Your ration of news. Choose to accept it.

Every day is scary. Today seemed to be one of the scarier. Don’t know why. Maybe it’s that change of weather .. that new cycle of autumn? Maybe just something in the air tonight.. 

The news of the world. All that is fit, and unfit, to print. And then some:

Security forces on high alert as Iran test fires a missile designed specifically to hit warships..

Court rules that mororists can be detained for paying cash at toll booths!

6.2 mag quake strikes the Gulf of California..

4.5 shakes Northern California..

3.1 tremor near Southern California..

Hurricane threatening Baja, California..

Another “super typhoon” set to strike.. this time Jewlawat targets Pacific island nations..

A dock from the Japanese tsunami has now washed ashore in Oregon..

Salt cavern below sinkhole has failed!

US bees vanishing at an alarming rate—still—19 crops are now at risk from Colony Collapse..

Russia suspends Monsanto corn!

A key US weather satellite used for monitoring the East Coast of the United States has gone offline..

A newly discovered comet, C/2012 S1 (ISON) is now located beyond the orbit of Jupiter.. it is set for a close encounter with the sun in 2013. And after that, the blind naked eye on earth may be able to see the comet in the night sky.. Will it fizzle like another Elenin? Or be visible for months in ‘13? Time will tell. All eyes on space, watching and waiting..

Hubble goes extra deep back in time..

This was our night.. The little Ayden just couldn’t sleep . . Nights like that happen.