151-foot hot air Jesus balloon for 2014 FIFA sparks anger..

It’s Catholic foot fetish time.

The ‘holy week’ goes into high gear with Holy Thursday, the night when priests unwrap the feet of the congregation and wash them. And often kiss them. 

Just like Jesus.

I sure hope your feet don’t look like this if you’re a chosen one:

The Lord Jesus, after eating with his friends, washed their feet and said, “I don’t think I’ll ever do that shit ever again”

HOLY CHRIST! Here’s a game changer..

A papyrus referring to Jesus’ wife is likely ancient—more like ancient than it being a fake..  The son of man a mover and shaker? This tiny piece of ancient Scripture contained “My wife she will be able to be my disciple.” Stop the presses … stop the presses. Word to the Vatican: You can’t hide it all!

y ask y..

New analysis of the Shroud of Turin depicts someone crucified in a Y shape..

Beating the meat: Catholic guilt

I was born into the Catholic guilt ..

I distinctly recall being a child and thinking I’d burn in hell because I accidentally ate a chicken finger on a Friday in lent. I think I even tearfully told a priest at my Catholic school mandated confession in my early grade school years.

Since then, it obvious became less and less of an important matter.

However, I finally found an article from a Catholic site that claims to explain WHY Catholics are told not to eat meat on Fridays. 

Is it because of the fishing industry needing business? Popes not liking mutton? God declaring that fish rocks the casbah? 

No. It’s all because—yet again—of sex. 

Basically this: Hot blooded animals, AKA meat, can be equated to to hot sex. And for that reason you should steer clear. Seriously. Saint Thomas’ own words:

Fasting was instituted by the Church in order to bridle the concupiscences of the flesh, which regard pleasures of touch in connection with food and sex. Wherefore the Church forbade those who fast to partake of those foods which both afford most pleasure to the palate, and besides are a very great incentive to lust

Now I remember George Constanza equating sex and eating, in one episode even using food during his promiscuity.. But I myself have never had any sexual experience because of steak, chicken, or any ‘other white meat.’ A friend of mine once told me eating hot dogs was phallic.. But I don’t know. 

Apparently St. Thomas never saw me eat Shrimp Scampi, which if made with Dry Sherry, becomes an gratifying sexual experience for me.

FISH. IT’S WHAT’S FOR DINNER.

My God, this DOES look like Jesus on a dog’s rear end!

Superman-Jesus freaks part 2

I have been reminded in my previous post that there have often been Superman-Jesus comparisons. I agree.. I dug up this article from the year 2002 talking about the very subject..

The only point I tried to make in my last post was that it appears they are actually trying to market the new Superman movie as Jesus.. perhaps because they know that people who are religious often go to movies if there is some type of religious connotation *(think PASSION OF THE CHRIST)* It’s smart marketing. Just as smart as the marketing was for THE PURGE (who didn’t go on Tumblr or Twitter and see those creepy masks since December?) …

So it’s all about marketing. And marketing Superman as Jesus is what they are doing. Even if they are trying to claim they are not.

SUPERJESUSFREAKS

Get ready for people to make constant comparisons between Superman and Jesus.. 

It seems that the new filmmakers of SUPERMAN actually are utilizing it to their benefit to market the film..

Will people worship SUPERMAN? Did the Bible actually mean the ‘second coming’ was going to be the sequel in a new SUPERMAN franchise??

And why isn’t SUPERMAN American!

Oh.. that’s the Mormons..

I am confused..

And haven’t we heard this story before anyway?

Jesus surrounded by gays and transvestites creates firestorm among Serbians..

Is this Jesus? Or Hans Solo…

Is this Jesus? Or Hans Solo…

Is this Jesus? 70 ancient books hidden in a cave for nearly 2,000 years..

What would Jesus wash?

The photo is from Ripley’s Believe It or Not shows a replica of Leonardo da Vinci’s mural, “The Last Supper,” made out of laundry lint by Laura Bell of Roscommon, Mich..