Drunk on milk? Shedding the magic underwear at Disney? Now a bear hug on Anne Romney.. Just keep him away from her horses.

How the mighty have fallen..

Life after an election: This is Mitt Romney now, post 2012 loss, pumping gas himself. One comment on his appearance: He’s on a ‘milk bender’.. Simply more fodder for SNL should they choose to use it.

Romney was 'shellshocked' that he lost on election night..

Jan Crawford of CBS news writes:

They just couldn’t believe they had been so wrong. And maybe they weren’t: There was Karl Rove on Fox saying Ohio wasn’t settled, so campaign aides decided to wait. They didn’t want to have to withdraw their concession, like Al Gore did in 2000, and they thought maybe the suburbs of Columbus and Cincinnati, which hadn’t been reported, could make a difference.

But then came Colorado for the president and Florida also was looking tougher than anyone had imagined.

"We just felt, ‘where’s our path?’" said a senior adviser. "There wasn’t one."

Romney then said what they knew: it was over.

His personal assistant, Garrett Jackson, called his counterpart on Mr. Obama’s staff, Marvin Nicholson. “Is your boss available?” Jackson asked.

Romney was stoic as he talked to the president, an aide said, but his wife Ann cried. Running mate Paul Ryan seemed genuinely shocked, the adviser said. Ryan’s wife Janna also was shaken and cried softly.

They were this shocked?

Obviously Mitt forgot about the primary debates when every other candidate told him and other Republicans that he would lose. And maybe he ignored changing demographics? And maybe he didn’t realize how many people would note his constantly evolving positions on issues.

Maybe the GOP should have went for the gusto and nominated Ron Paul just to see how that would have worked.

Instead they went the safe route, as they did with Bob Dole against Clinton in 1996. A repeat of the 90s is here. 

Fair to say Romney will not run again? I think so.

Romney was 'shellshocked' that he lost on election night..

Now America chooses.

Who are you voting for (or who did you vote for)?

You know how you can tell that Candy Crowley is a good moderator of tomorrow's debate?

This: Both campaigns aren’t happy with her and want her to play a limited role, even not wanting her to follow up with questions if she asks things that the spin doctors and talking points don’t cover during the debate.

Good luck Candy. We will be watching.

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Absolutely hysterical video. The YouTube account BadLipReading uploaded a great parody of the Obama Romney debate. The funniest to me was Jim Lehrer. 

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

In 2004 George Bush was accused of having a listening device in his back during the debates, and now this year Mitt Romney is accused of using a cheat sheet

However the campaign says it was a handkerchief

Others may respond that only the elite use handkerchiefs

This is all getting to be too much. Wake me up when November ends

In 2004 George Bush was accused of having a listening device in his back during the debates, and now this year Mitt Romney is accused of using a cheat sheet

DEBATE NIGHT! Who’s watching, who’s playing drinking games, and who do you think will win?

New election controversy brews after Mitt Romney is secretly recorded disparaging 47% of Americans as people who don’t pay taxes or take responsibility for their lives.. Romeny says he will not get their votes. With comments like this, he may not get anyone’s vote.. Romney is responding, however, the best he can with the circumstances.. He said his words were not ‘elegant’.. Elegant like his life. His wealthy life. Lots of commentators are saying that the Romney campaign is beginning to look a lot like a campaign that Thurston Howell from Gilligan’s Island would run. I say, and have said, no: He is just like Max Schreck from BATMAN RETURNS.. I just hope not as crazy..

I think it’s true love!!

My God it appears that Paul Ryan is causing sexual discomfort amongst liberal Obama voters .. Ryan making some certainties in the Democrats’ camp suddenly developing man crashes on a P90X performing VP candidate?!

They may not win but they’ll sure be color coordinated in defeat

Here is an image of Paul Ryan 

NOOOO IT’S NOT!

Or is it?

Why did Mitt pick Paul? Clearly Paul liked what he saw.. we have to assume Romney did too.

The Romney campaign made it official: It’s Paul Ryan.

Not sure how well that ticket will work in November but they sure would make great funeral directors.

The stage is set. Reporters’ cameras cleaned.. All eyes on deck. Did Mitt Romney pick a good VP in Paul Ryan?

It's garbage night in my humble abode, but it begs the question ..

I had chicken wings last week. Wednesday night. There are still some left and I am throwing them out. How long have YOU kept chicken wings?

Romney visits the Western Wall in Israel, declares imminent domain, knocks it down, and builds a Best Buy. Just kidding. 

Mittens wins one for the Gipper: Ron Paul leaves the race

Mitt’s plan is now complete.

Mittens wins one for the Gipper: Ron Paul leaves the race

Mitt Romney continues his appeal to kids. They love him!