America the depressed

The worldwide press is paying more attention to this tidbit than American counterparts: There are more Americans now that die as a result of suicide than from car crashes.. the UK DAILY MAIL reports on a study conducted by the American Journal of Public Health, which believes that suicide is under counted..

The DAILY MAIL headline however says this: “More Americans now commit suicide than die in car crashes as miserable economy takes it toll”

The world itself has seen some strange occurrences involving the collapse of humanity recently..Whether it’s the spike in suicides around the globe or just kids being abandoned in Greece, there are some rough times facing people. 

Zombies invade Scranton, PA. Mostly to get drunk I think.

I have said it before and unfortunately I am going to say it again: I am quite tired of zombies..

If it’s not the government issuing fake warnings about zombies instead of talking to citizens as adults it’s zombie conferences—much like the one now taking place in Scranton, PA. It’s the Lackawanna Historical Society’s fourth annual Scranton After Dark Walking Tour, and men and women dressed in zombie attire are roaming the streets of the Electric City.

But the premise is interesting. I’m relatively close. I didn’t actually know about this but if I did I may have tried to attend for the fun of it. The tour the Historical Society does is a virtual walking tour of the macabre of the city of Scranton, such as how bodies were stored in basements of businesses during the flu outbreak in the early 20th century, or tales of voices still being heard in some buildings. There were hangings in the town square.  And all that stuff other towns have too, probably.

But why the zombies?

This: The Infect Scranton Zombie Convention. That’s right, There is a zombie convention taking place within the boundaries of Scranton. And being a Saturday night in the Northeast of PA, there is also a bar crawl (maybe literally) of people dressed as the dead drinking like they are alive but dying.. 

However, not all are happy that the living dressed as the deceased have entered their city limits. 

The local newspapers in Scranton and Northeast PA, including the TIMES TRIBUNE, is covering the zombiethon. But naysayers are also commenting on stories posted. The comments sections is dicing up the zombie weekend. One comment pointed out that the Riverside High School is sponsoring the INFECT SCRANTON ZOMBIE CONVENTION .. Another comment from someone says this:

What a bunch of puke minded degenerates. If they want to see blood and guts why don’t some of them join the service of their country. And if they want to see torn and maimed bodies; let them visit the Veterans hospital.

Perhaps that comment is a little too much.

But what is NOT too much to me is the overabundance of zombies in our pop culture. They have undoubtedly taken over the aliens of the 20th century and the vampires of the early 21st. Zombies are everywhere. There are people even taking so many drugs that they are turning into flesh eating monsters.

And the government, constantly, warns people to be ready for the zombie attacks—they use zombies as the basis for us to get ready for natural disasters, but being it as it is, they just can’t be frank enough to tell us disasters are coming and instead rely on fictitious zombies.

But that is that. And people are dressing like the dead tonight in Scranton. Having fun. So let them. But who will clean up the vile zombie bile and drunken vomit in the morning? The city of Scranton, no doubt.

Balloons litter the sky.. the ground.. and they caused a blackout of power at the stage tonight at the Bloomsburg Fair. All in a a good first day, don’t you think?

Wells with Saturday night UFOs

The Caravan to Midnight is once again ditching politics and new world order conspiracy.

In turn, John B Wells will host a second weekend Saturday night show with UFOs as the topic.

This week, Wells brings in Vince Rotonda and Colet Abedi, both producers for a new TV series called UNSEALED ALIEN FILES. 

It’s worth noting that narration of the show is done by someone with a familiar voice—Wells.

According to Coast To Coast AM’s website, the topic tonight with both will be government cover ups of the subject, UFO sights and abductions, and photoshopped pictures ..

Should be interesting.

As John B would see, brew the proper cup of tea and board the Caravan to Midnight.

New York Minute: Ahmadinejad travels to United Nations for last address as President of Iran

He’s here..

And tonight Matt Drudge’s DRUDGE REPORT website has a source stating that Ahmainejad is stating at a Hilton hotel with the NYPD and Secret Service setting up a ‘mini fortress’.. Drudge is even linking to the Hilton website where his source says that the Iranian leader is staying..

The stuff they do on hard wood, it blows my mind

Joe Biden on cheerleaders.

Really, he said that.

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And this just in from Green Day. Apparently they are still trying to be relevant and hip. And a broken guitar proves it.

Billie Joe had quite the freak out and meltdown on stage because Green Day’s act got cut for Usher. I’d be mad too .. but breaking a guitar? How rude.

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

Fair time. Vendors armed with food. Bloomsburg Fair 2012.

And now unveiled: The 2012 fall family photo

NEWS OF THE WORLD AS FALL BEGINS

SATURDAY SEPTEMBER 22 2012, NEWS OF THE WORLD

The first day of autumn.. as summer slides away..

And it begins: Wreckage and debris from the Japan tsunami finally making its way to Hawaii.. first official reports now confirmed..

New information suggests that a migrating North Pole is contributing to the strange and severe weather taking place across the globe..

Fall 2012: Drought expands!

Several strong solar flares—not towards Earth..

Serious flooding occurs in Alaska..

More tension: South Korea fires warning shots at North Korea fishing boats..

Apple wants to sell 10 million iPhones in record debut..

"Slight concern" of radiation with Idaho wildfire..

Remember that Assumption parish sinkhole? The situation isn’t good yet. As a matter of fact, now there are reports that gas is “coming out of the ground everywhere” in a massive amount!

Religious leaders uniting against the sad slaughter of elephants..

Officials in LA investigating the death of a crew memeber of the upcoming LONE RANGER film.. he drowned on set..

The other day the HORROR REPORT re-printed a photo of a larger Lady Gaga.. now there are reports on Radar Online that she has been told to lose weightand new outfits have been ordered because she won’t fit into the old ones..

Gaga hits back at critics: Weight gain? So what!

Newfound alien planet the top contender to host life..

Two tickets to paradise

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It’s almost autumn.. 

I think I saw memories of heat and drought fizzling away tonight as the last sunset of the summer season slowly occurred, leaving behind a pinkish-red aura in the sky. The type if aura that hints of chilly nights and football fights, the kind of light that welcomes frights.. the frights that bite in the cold winter blight. Good evening all.

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

Intoxication nation?

So 20/20 is running a show tonight called INTOXICATION NATION. I have been briefly watching it.. it’s painting a pretty morbid picture of the current generation, and the drinking class that seems to be classless. People do shots in their eyes? Am I just getting old or what!?

Nonetheless.. I’d be curious on opinions out there. 

Are you a binge drinker? Know someone who is? Want to be one? Hate it? 

The real question though is this: ARE WE REALLY AN INTOXICATED NATION? Has alcohol eaten away our ability to reason? Are we truly just walking morsels of what we used to be?

Opine away.

Three Mile Island nuclear plant expectantly shut down Thursday after coolant pump failed..

CNN reporting this:

The Unit 1 reactor shut off automatically about 2:20 p.m., the plant’s owner, Exelon Corporation, reported. There is no danger to the public, but the release of steam in the process created “a loud noise heard by nearby residents,” the company said.

Three Mile Island nuclear plant expectantly shut down Thursday after coolant pump failed..

THE ULTIMATE SIGN OF AUTUMN FOR ME

If tonight’s not fair weather I don’t know what is. Good luck *starting tomorrow* to the great Bloomsburg Fair. Hope people show up in the hundreds of thousands… It was cancelled by a flood last year for the first time in 100+ years.  The first time. Think about that.

So that is what makes this year’s fair all the better. 

Give me the Gyros (though I don’t eat them) and the halushki.. give me the freak shows and the Native American bands.. give me then bleenies and the snake-girl! I want it all! 

I want the cheap knock off ShamWows.. I want the bizarre people selling honey. I want the crazy man selling pianos. I want it all!

Give me the grease, the guy in the trash can who follows people around, the pigs and cows and the dog show for $.50.. Kenny Rogers will be there, too. Can’t beat that, right?

For Coal Regioners who understand this fair, it’s an amazing time. Think about this.. since the 1800s people have been going to Bloomsburg, Pennsylvania, for the biggest fair in the state. I have been going since 1980 when I was born. And all through time, lovers kissed under cold starlit nights, families laughed while playing games .. children were in awe of the show. It’s back again. 

So I wish them good weather and great memories.

The Bloomsburg Fair’s 157th fair is set to begin after a long hiatus due to earth changes. Glad it’s back!

Please don’t mistake this as an insult against Lady Gaga’s apparent weight gain.. But if she doesn’t get new plusser-sized outfits soon she is going to look like another ‘People of Walmart’ chain email..

i I know she's rich. I know she's famous. And yes, she's in the Royal family. But I am just tired of hearing about how people unfairly took shots of her naked and how obscure international sources are publishing them..

And in all honestly, the shots so far that I saw.. are.. well? Quite awful. Grainy images of a scantily clad Kate Middleton.. how not exciting.

i I know she's rich. I know she's famous. And yes, she's in the Royal family. But I am just tired of hearing about how people unfairly took shots of her naked and how obscure international sources are publishing them..

A sunset in early autumn. An example of why I love fall..

Strange rumors: The USA and China are working on fighting off underwater UFOs..

And this is being reported in VETERANS TODAY.. 

Strange rumors: The USA and China are working on fighting off underwater UFOs..

Calling it a night..