Friday, December 27, 2013

Best haircut of the year


Haircut of the year
My son Ayden! Looking good.

Creepy Illuminati of the year


Creepy painting of the year
You are looking at an image of the official portrait of the Danish Royal Family by Thomas Kluges. And it’s really, really weird. The ghastly image is terrifying. Though the official description of the painting says the Royals are featured ‘their own universe’ in plain clothing, it looks more like the cover of a bad horror flick. The only thing missing on the girl in the left hand corner is blood dripping from her mouth. The boy directly in the middle appears to be a harbinger to an OMEN sequel, and faces on the grown men appear to be hiding a undesirable scowl of evil.



Best illuminati symbolism of the year
The Kardashian Christmas card was the best “Where’s Waldo” of conspiracy theory this year. It’s certainly not a traditional greeting.

A Dicknado struck in 2013


Dick of the year
Andy Dick was seen visibly intoxicated and harrassing people in the Hamptons. It was known as a summer DickNado. 

2013: The year we looked to the sky and dodged a few bullets


Meteor of the year
It was in Russia in February. And the strength was enough that it sent a shock wave around the world twice.

Flop under the dome.


Most promising TV of the year that turned into a flop
UNDER THE DOME had so much potential. Although the book was 500 pages too long for me to finish, I thought the show had some promise. After a season, I wished the pink stars would have actually fallen on my head to block by vision from seeing his TV series. And since I am luttog

The weird secret service alien guy from earlier this year


What the hell of the year!
A Secret Service agent guarding President Barack Obama could be a shape shifting alien! That was a claim this year..

GIF of the year. Congrats Rob Ford


GIF of the year
If you did not follow the epic story of Rob Ford, you should have. The crack smoking Canadian mayor dominated headlines and become a 15-minute of fame sensation. And his trouble may be summed up with just one moving GIF.

2013's prophecy of the popes and all that weird stuff.. lightning and devil shadows oh my


Prophecy of the year

Ten months ago, St. Peter’s Square was struck by lightning. It was shortly after Pope Benedict resigned and Pope Francis was chosen—Francis the Roman? Long ago, a ‘prophecy of the Popes’ was penned supposedly by Malachi. The last Pope was going to be Peter the Roman. Francis has been steadfastly reminding us about Peter all year, even this fall putting St. Peter’s bones on display. Is it the END? Or the beginning. And if he is the final Pope, what about those weird devil shadows appearing on walls around Bergoglio? 

She cooked. She said racist things. She fell.


Downfall of the year
Paula Deen cooked, Southern style. She also thought like a Cofederate soldier. Now she’s not on TV.

Underreporting and just plain bad reporting in 2013


The most under-reported story of 2013
Washington DC and the media was in a tizzy when, during the autumn government shutdown, there were reports of a ‘shooting’ in the nation’s capitol. The media picked the story and ran with it, alleging that a shooter was in the US Capitol building and that cops were down. It turned out that a woman named Miriam Carey was in a car, supposedly ran a barricade, and was chased by cops. They cornered her, and then shot and killed her without attempting to arrest her—afterwards Congress applauded the murder on the floor of the House. Late this year, it was somewhat determined that there really was no need to kill Carey. The amazing part to grasp is that an unarmed African American woman with a child in the back seat of her car was shot dead without just cause. And no civil rights leaders spoke out? No one spoke out? Instead, we as a nation applauded the verdict rendered without due process and went about business as though it never happened.

Thursday, December 26, 2013

Year of the fly


Year of the fly
President Obama was photographed on multiple occasions this year with flies surrounding him or landing on him. He once caught a fly during an interview. 2013 was the year they took revenge.

Weird photo of the year


Weirdest photo of the year
Beyonce looked like this in a photo and her PR folks wanted to get the photo off the net. No luck there. I think we were looking at Sasha Fierce. 

My dog just turned all Cujo and nearly attacked a neighbor's manger scene ..

And I cannot even blame it on animals, they only had Jesus and the three wise apples ..should I be worried!?



Too much celebrity in 2013


The biggest pest of 2013
It’s been the year of the Bieber Fever. At least for some—for most we’ve been trying to rid ourselves of this nasty flu for 12 solid months. The media world celebrated when Beebs grew a version of facial hair, he spit on fans, and urinated in a mop bucket. All in the year of a life of Justin Bieber. And unforuntately, we lived the life with him. He went from cute to creature. We’re stuck with him in ‘14 unless he really keeps his promise and quits music.. 




Worst plastic surgery of the year
It’s bad enough there is one Justin Bieber, but imagine someone paying to look like the second Justin Bieber? And in the end, he STILL does not look as womanly as Beebs.. 

Bad photo ops


Worst photo op of the year
Who planned this one!? Obama and Putin.. friend for life? Putin probably recalls the days of Bush. He was known as Pooty Poot. Now he’s putting Pussy Riot behind bars. 

The person of the year..

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Person of the year
It is not the Pope. At least not according to the Coal Speaker. Edward Snowden changed a LOT this year by exposing some of the most secret of government secrets.. By telling the citizens of the world how the government spies on them was an eye opening event—and something which may have changed the world for good. 



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Worst candidate for person of the year
Miley Cyrus exposed a lot this year. She twerked, she became a popular Halloween costume, and she lost her innocence for the world to see. She came in like a wrecking ball and sold lots of albums. At the end of the year, she just now looks wrecked. 

A tremendously bad wreck shut parts of the PA turnpike down this morning.. It appears to have been snow related..


The storm seemingly came out of nowhere, as I showed this morning with a post of some very snowy roads.. 

The most important story of the year


The story of the year
2013 was the year I gave up politics. I will still vote, and I will still be informed, but 2013 is the year where I realized that regardless of political stripe or belief, life goes on. The news is dominated by political tirades. Right, and left. Both sides are pitted against each other in heated verbal battles. People screaming and yelling, acting like righteous rebellions for some kind of cause. Angry old men on the boob tube… But what do they really accomplish? In 2013, they shut down government and almost risked a United States default. And inaction on a farm bill may push milk prices to $8 in 2014. And for those who battle to defend the President, Obama’s health care website was so disastrous that it became the top story for months by barely working and failing to keep up with the users trying to access it. Government itself is made up of people—people who push papers and have desk jobs, those who know regulations and tell you to smile when they take your drivers license photo. In some states, like mine, government employees sell me wine and liquor. In other states, they clean up messed on streets and respond when gas lines are ruptured, threatening entire towns. I would like to believe that government is not made up of politicians. They are the roadblocks to progress, the hindrance of common sense. Politicians are reptilian shape shifters, pretending to care when they don’t and looking for the next mistress in a crowd of fans. They drink and drive.. and we pay. I am so done with politics, but not government. They are distinct and different. In 2013, I finally came to the full realization, years in the making, that “right vs left” is a sham argument, a meaningless piece of tripe given to us by the media, and a mistake to fall into. Let 2014 be the year of reason, the age when you also find out that the political beliefs you harbor have simply been implanted into your brain. Think for yourself. The nation depends on it. 

2013.. the year that was.

It was not a bad year. But it just seemed that way.. That does not mean there were any overtly bad things that actually took place, but it was the overall lack of good..

Massive scares took place early on when a meteor almost hit Russia—the explosion was so fierce that it shook buildings and injured people.. From that to the strange days of government shutdowns and the wild world of a health care website that didn’t work.. It just did not seem right in ‘13. 

Maybe it was the year. Maybe 2013 brought with it some unlucky times… 

We beat the odds back in ‘12 when the Mayan Calender did not spell doom. So we paid the price with a lackluster and mediocre time in 2013.. 

The Boston bombing this year rattled nerves and killed innocent people. A young child was among the dead.. It was a tragic and horrendous act.. And in the aftermath, an entire city got locked down while police freely broke into homes searching for a teenager bomber that later was shot in the throat but lived .. 

The world still seems weary.. The economy seems to be getting better on paper, but in reality there is no hope for too many. Gas prices virtually stayed the same, but it just seemed like they have gone up exponentially. And we did not get embroiled into a war (almost) but warfare is so widespread you’d think it’s going out of style..

The world so desperately wanted a hero in 2013 that it chose to applaud Vladimir Putin for hedging off a Syrian war. Of course it was while he had a Pussy Riot behind bars. 

A Cardinal became a Pope in 2013. He chose the name Francis. And his actions celebrating Peter the Roman seemed way too eerily close to the Prophecy of the Popes.. 

Malala told Obama to stop killing innocent people with drones. The media ignored it..
That is how things worked in ‘13.. 

Perhaps nothing got worse in 2013—but it did not seem to get better. Little attention was paid to Fukushima. Little attention was given to really important news.. instead we were given Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus. We were fed a steady diet of pop culture of doom, gloom, tongues, and salivia.. 

Nothing was as it seemed in 2013. 

We are weary from a few bad months. 

Here’s hoping ‘14 brings with it some good, some bad.. but just some of the typical. 

You don’t have to tell me. It’s not going to happen.

The McDonald's employee resource site has been shut down

It’s no surprise. The site was completely out of touch with reality..



There was one section on the mock budget that left a line for second income—perhaps an acknowledgment that Mcdonalds money alone will not assist you living.



There’s a lot of debate lately about the wages Mickey Ds pays—and the lack of them. I heard some in the debate argue that making more than minimum wage is just too much for flipping burgers—but that argument discounts one important factor, that flipping burgers and the service economy as a whole is the new American job!



There isn’t much manufacturing .. Tech development in the United States is behind so many other nations.. Fast food and restaurant work is here to stay—until the robots take over I guess ..



But it really is a big economic issue.. The fact that so many, often including college graduates, are with left with no jobs besides service work, makes me almost think it propels the debate into an uncharted territory..



I don’t eat fast food much, but I have worked in restaurants most of my life and have a dream of owning one in the future .. (Distant future as I look at my
Bank account).. And I can tell you: One income from a restaurant is not enough to survive.

'twas the day AFTER Christmas and roads looked like this.. Apparently PENNDOT is still sobering up from spiked egg nog..

Wednesday, December 25, 2013

RELAX .. IT'S OVER

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Only 364 days left until Christmas!!

Bizarre media meltdown during NSA interview

Get ready to put your tin foil hat on tightly..Some very weird things started happening during an interview on WABC .. host Aaron Klein was interviewing controversial anti-NSA figure Larry Klayman.. the article explains it this way:



Audio clips saved on an independent system played at the wrong time.


Klein’s headphones had massive feedback that could be heard on the air.


At one point, the WABC call screener said, “We lost control of the software. It’s all going nuts.”


The technical difficulties started on the show about 10 minutes prior to the Klayman interview. They subsided following the two segments that featured Klayman.


“In my three years of broadcasting at WABC we never had such a technological meltdown as we are having today,” Klein told the audience.


He continued: “Calls are dropping. We cant get the guests on. Once the guests are on they are dropping. We’ve had several meltdowns. Feedback from the microphone. I can barely broadcast. … However we are going to land this airplane and we’re going to have fun doing it.”



And I know, the source is WORLD NET DAILY.. I took it with a grain of salt … and I have my tin foil cap secured comfortably. 


So .. common sense would tell me that these technical glitches are perhaps a part of normal technical glitches or just purposeful chicanery behind the scenes. After all, if someone was being interviewed about gardening and this happened, no one would care..  


Bizarre media meltdown during NSA interview

Just one more.. Christmas evening through a window. Are we looking out on life.. do we ever look in to find the truth?

Well Santa.. you made it through another one. Barely.

Until next year, Christmas, until next year …

A great morning! Ninja Turtles pajamas with cereal as his Scooby Doo ‘bad guys’ and Darth Vader look on.. A great Christmas morning for a wonderful son. Merry Christmas to everyone.


With my son’s taste in pop culture icons, I swear he’s a reincarnated kid from the 1980s.. It’s like I am living my own childhood over and over again each day with this bright star in my life..


My wife and I were thoroughly overjoyed by seeing Ayden Morris enjoy the simplest of things this holiday. I was amazed at seeing the magic in his eyes at snow, bows, Santa, and even a music book at church. 


It’s true, what other parents have said.. having a child changes everything. AS Ayden gets ready to turn 3 years old, it gets truer by the day.. and this Christmas, a whole new meaning of the season has emerged.. 


Now it’s time to go play! A Scooby Mystery awaits, and Darth Vader is lurking around.. Battles must be won.


Merry Christmas, everyone. 

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MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL.. And to all a good day.

Tuesday, December 24, 2013

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Darlene Love plays my favorite Christmas song every year on the LATE SHOW WITH DAVID LETTERMAN, ‘Please come Home.’


She performs the song each season on the Letterman show..


I have always loved the 1995 performance the best. Maybe it’s because I remember just being young, staying up late to watch this song and falling in love with it.. Her voice is strong—and it still is now. This may be the happiest and saddest song I have ever heard.. I love it, even though it empties my soul of joy at the same time..


I hope you have a baby that comes home this year.. I hope you have the experience of mistletoe and parties, good fun and food, joy and love, peace and magic.


I hope you are able to regain that Christmas spirit if it left.. and if you still have it, never lose it.

Have a silent night.. have a holy night.. Merry Christmas Eve evening.

A proud pappa Christmas moment

Last night young Ayden had a little bit of a toddler meltdown in the grocery store—I could not explain that he did not need a toy since Santa was bringing him lots tonight.. Nonetheless it became a ‘moment’ … 


We talked in the car about it.. Finally, we made an agreement: He can buy a Pez dispenser … That’s ok with me, and only a buck out of pocket..


Afterwards, we made a trip to May’s Drive In (a great diner if you ever find yourself in Northern Schuylkill County) .. Ayden wanted french fries and pizza and I wanted a coke and grilled cheese.. 


A little Christmas magic happened in the process. 


When we were entering the building, Ayden, still weary from his tantrum, saw a man exiting with a cane. Ayden said “I don’t have a cane like you, I have a candy cane.” It was simple innocence and the man responded in kind, “I hope you never have a cane like me.” Then conversation went on.. Ayden explained all about his dog Mutley and how he wants Scooby Doo bad guys for Christmas… The man explained that he had cancer and was on life support, nearly died, but is paralyzed on one side of his body.. 


It was one of those moments in time that meant something. Ayden, just being kind and pure in thought, brought great joy to someone who, as he explained, had little family or friendship this time of year.


Finally, at the end of the chance encounter, and with a little parental prodding, Ayden said “ho ho Merry Christmas!” as he shook the man’s frail hand…


And with that, I had a teaching event. Something that prevented me from being angry anymore about a two minute temper event. It may not have been a ‘ghost of Christmas’ like Scrooge saw, but it was still something.


This has been a trying month. My father found himself in a medical crisis but he is alive for Christmas. And this man, frail and limping with a cane, hopefully smiled a little more seeing a kind hearted young child wishing him a Merry Christmas..

As the clock ticks, retail traffic continues slide

It’s bleak..


As the clock ticks, retail traffic continues slide

Monday, December 23, 2013

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This is a very special song for my wife. And it is too, for me. I think for very different reasons—but those reasons are somehow what also binds us together..


A song for a winter’s night.. Sarah McLachlan. 


Good evening.

The way I picture Santa this time of year..

Ghost stories on Christmas: A tradition I'd like to bring back again

Christmas time is a modern occasion of joy..


Slurping eggnog spiked with rum and eating until you’re unable to move? That’s the American pasttime around the holiday season—and then the New Years guilt and resolutions to lose your new found weight is an annual tradition.


But, as the article linked here describes, another tradition that has existed for ages was to tell ghost stories on Christmas..


Kira Cochrane of the UK GUARDIAN writes this to describe humanity’s long love of telling ghost stories around this time of year:



Christmas has long been associated with ghosts, says Roger Clarke, author of A Natural History of Ghosts: 500 Years of Hunting for Proof. Just before Christmas 1642, for instance, shepherds were said to have seen ghostly civil war soldiers battling in the skies. This connection continued in the Victorian era through Dickens’s story, and through the ghost stories he later published at Christmas in his periodical All the Year Round, with contributors including Wilkie Collins and Elizabeth Gaskell. It would also continue in the tradition started by MR James, the provost of King’s College, Cambridge, who would invite a select few students and friends to his rooms each year on Christmas Eve, where he’d read one of the ghost stories he had written, which are still popular today. They include Canon Alberic’s Scrap-Book (1895), in which an ancient holy book brings forth a demonic presence, first announced by a hand covered in “coarse black hairs, longer than ever grew on a human hand; nails rising from the ends of the fingers and curving sharply down and forward, grey, horny and wrinkled”.


The popularity of ghost stories was strongly related to economic changes. The industrial revolution had led people to migrate from rural villages into towns and cities, and created a new middle class. They moved into houses that often had servants, says Clarke, many taken on around October or November, when the nights were drawing in early – and new staff found themselves “in a completely foreign house, seeing things everywhere, jumping at every creak”. Robbins says servants were “expected to be seen and not heard – actually, probably not even seen, to be honest. If you go to a stately home like Harewood House, you see the concealed doorways and servant’s corridors. You would actually have people popping in and out without you really knowing they were there, which could be quite a freaky experience. You’ve got these ghostly figures who actually inhabit the house.”



We have lost so much with the disappearance of this tradition! I call for a renaissance!


Telling ghost stories around this time of year appears to be a lost tradition. These days, we trample each other at malls and break glass doors for expensive Air Jordans that we cannot afford. But that aside, it would be sacrilegious in modern times to tell such haunting tales around the Christmas dinner table.. 50% of us celebrate the birth of Christ (though it probably would not have even happened this time of year) and the other 50% celebrate the modern rituals of present buying and giving. Ghost stories aren’t found within that celebration.. No time for the paranormal with those numbers.


We did borrow the Christmas tree and SO MUCH MORE from the pagans.. but for some reason, we ended the tales of horror in our newer centuries.. 


There are books and websites describing jut how popular ghostly tales were this time of year..


But that was then.
Now it’s all about fun, joy, peace, and harmony. Little thrown in of scary or weird….paranormal or other-worldly. And it seems we miss out on so much with the absence of the paranormal..


A website I follow, SPIRITDAILY.COM, had a small article on its site today concerning the ‘thin veil’ this time of year.. Of course the site had a religious bent on the argument, but it’s certainly worth considering nonetheless:



Fascinating it is that a number of mystics through the centuries have cited Christmas Day — not All Souls’ Day, or any other time — as when the greatest number of souls are released from purgatory. This was stated, we are informed, by the great doctor of the Church, Saint Teresa of Avila



While I do not contend my theories or ‘feelings’ are ever correct or a representation of anything but bizarre mental manifestations, I have long felt that two times of year were always filled with mystery: One being Halloween, and the other being Christmas. I recall nights when I was a child, especially Christmas Eve night, where I felt something mysterious in the air..something strange around me. Something like a presence—not necessarily a negative entity, but just another ‘element’ that I could not understand with my five senses.  Did the pagans and others get it right.. does the veil thing? Those old ghost stories are not without purpose, they were just a way for people to express their fears of the darkness without shining light. You could argue that such ghost stories in the Victorian Age being popular was because they simply lived in scary times—gas lamps that lit the way for some with prestige and money, but darkness at night for the rest of the troubled lot.


Joy and love and peace could not be found on radio stations, and often so many younger children died from pestilence and disease, Santa Claus was not as busy as he is now. 


But I still say there is something else to the story. I think there is a deeper and more profound reason that so many tall tales were expressed this time of year in centuries past. And maybe it’s because we, as humans, have a connection to a sixth sense.. maybe we have a deep affinity for the unexplained because we as humans are a PART of that unexplained. Why are we here? Ghost tales make sense of our existence in some way, because it gives credence to an afterlife. Yes, maybe spirits get trapped here, but at least we ‘go somewhere.’


Though we have an absence of the fireside chats during Victorian times, there are a few paranormal tales that withstood the test of time. Charles Dickens’ classic A CHRISTMAS CAROL is one of them, with a series of ghosts coming back to haunt a living man to scare him into being nice.. Some of the past film adaptations of CHRISTMAS CAROL were downright scary, and even the black and white versions of the story haunted me as a child, such as SCROOGE from 1935.


Some other stories from my lifetime that still keep the ‘creepy’ in Christmas: The GREMLINS was able to successfully utilize horror and holiday music, grounding up gremlins while DO YOU HEAR WHAT I HEAR played .. that scene shaped my childhood dreams.. There were also some other badly made seasonal horror flicks, like SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT, and CHRISTMAS EVIL. Even  IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE has a paranormal theme. An angel coming to save a suicidal man before he ends it all.. 


Even the GRINCH THAT STOLE CHRISTMAS was scary.. and the idea that an ever-knowing Santa watches children when they sleep doesn’t really give me a deep down calm feeling either.


And who could forget, we still do have Krampus at Christmas..


And finally, there could be something else scary about this time of year. Besides the ‘veil thinning’ and the pagan acknowledgement of death during winter, it’s just a scary time altogether! .. New years is coming—one calender year over, of course calenders are man made but that doesn’t make them any less foreboding. Aging is scary.. not knowing what the next year will bring is also scary. We become victims to our paranoia and fear…and maybe that is why the Victorian Age was filled with so much of it.. 


There is, after all, lots to be actually scared of. Yes, then it was sickness and darkness, but what really has changed? The news media informs us almost daily that a big accident may soon happen to our entire grid, leaving parts of the United States dark for ‘years.’ We are equally warned about diseases that are not being killed off anymore by antibiotics. While we don’t dress with Victorian attire, we can attest that our fears are often the same as they were during our past. That’s the common bond in the human race. We surely don’t all get happy about the same things but that’s not true about fear. Deep down, we all fear the same things.. and ghosts represent the mystery and high strangeness that humans cannot explain.


So I say we bring back ghost stories! Let’s get the fire warm, open some gifts..drink up some spirits, and tell some tales about weird creatures and sounds bumping in the night. 


Keep the Christ in Christmas. And keep the creepy, too.


If not, Santa may not stop by this year, but instead give us the ghost of CHRISTMAS FUTURE—and if you recall that was the scariest spirit of them all..


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Ghost stories on Christmas: A tradition I'd like to bring back again
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Truly amazing… that spirit of Christmas..

Sunday, December 22, 2013

The man from Taured..

I have been mingling with some other creatures of the planet who ponder what ‘time’ is and whether there is a multiverse around us.. My own sister gave me the knowledge of the weird story of the ‘Man from Taured’ today and I have had my mind steadfastly reading about it ever since.. Here is a link to GHOSTHEORY.COM and the background..


The story took place around 1954.. Here is how GHOST THEORY summed it up:



Eight hours after landing, the mysterious man from Taured sat tired and frustrated in the cramped interrogation room. He kept insisting that he was from the country of Taured and was in Japan on a business trip. The man told the officials that he had been traveling to Japan from Taured for the last five years without problems. He pointed to the past stamps that were issued on his passport to prove that he’d been traveling back and forth from Taured to Japan without any problems in the past.


Airport officials then placed a phone call to the company the man claimed to work for and found that it did not exist. Tired and getting nowhere, they decided to send the man to a guarded hotel room so that he could rest while the proper authorities were contacted and a follow-up investigation was planned. The mystery man left the Tokyo airport escorted by police and Customs officials.



And as mysteries go, they only are prone to getting more mysterious. The man from Taured was placed in a hotel room. He vanished, never to be seen again, despite a search for him..


Though the story has been around since about 1981, it seems that it has been gaining more traction and commentary online.. I located multiple threads on message boards across the Internets about the Taured mystery. One theme of the Taured story appears to be the man’s shock when he is shown a map and the country he said he is from was not on it..


At this point, this appears to be a creepy story with little to back it up or substantiate it. But I have learned from my own weird experiences in recent weeks that there are a million possibilities when it comes to this planet—and perhaps an infinite number of possibilities if you truly consider the multiverse and 10th dimension theories to be true.


The man was Taured may not be real.. or as real as our dreams. Maybe we visit Taured when we sleep..


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Perhaps the worst Christmas song ever re-re-remade. Twisted Sister sings O COME ALL YE FAITHFUL.


I post this only because as I was parusing the YouTubes, Mutley the Dog (with cone on head in his post testicle eliminating surgery) went nuts. He couldn’t the smooth voice of Dee Snider.  I agree with Mutley the Dog.


Also funny, if you really really listen closely, this song sounds a LOT like We’re not Gonna Take It. Just with a Christmas ring.


Happy Sunday, December 22, 2013.

I am horrified but yet cannot look away.


Miley.. stop .. just stop!

In the United States, we shop like mad during the last weekend before Christmas. In Britain, things are a little different. As a matter of fact, the Friday before Christmas is the biggest party night of the year in throughout the country.. The woman featured here is one of the party animals. You can see her image and a lot more from the night on the UK DAILY MAIL. Some aren’t pretty. Some are downright dirty.. 


I guess the BRITS are giving us a lesson on how to party like it’s 1999. Every Christmas. 


A reveller attends a man passed out on a street in Liverpool next to what appears to be a puddle of vomit


Read the full story and see all the images here.

BBC News - Why border lines drawn with a ruler in WW1 still rock the Middle East

Great article ..


BBC News - Why border lines drawn with a ruler in WW1 still rock the Middle East

Saturday, December 21, 2013

I wish it was colder..

Boilo is tougher going down when it’s abnormally warm in winter.

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Saturday night live: Comfortably Numb as performed by Dreamtheater & Queensryche


Good evening. Be comfortable. Be numb.


Christmas is coming..

The all-knowing and all seeing nutcracker stares out the window at the solstice around him.



Happy winter everyone.

It’s beginning to look a lot less like Christmas, even though it’s close.



The 6 inches of snow that was happily on the ground is almost gone, and my son Ayden is a bit concerned..



He thinks Santa Claus only can show up in snow, we informed him that St. Nick is powerful and, can go anywhere he wants.



But when he sees a green Christmas, we will just ignore the fact the ground is not white anymore. Next week’s forecast calls for some snow Christmas Eve here in the coal region, let’s hope it’s enough to calm my son’s fears and get Santa Claus here on time..

4 U.S. troops hurt in South Sudan gunfire

CNN reports: “Four U.S. service members were injured when gunfire hit their aircraft during an attempt to evacuate Americans from a violence-hit South Sudanese city Saturday, the Pentagon said”


4 U.S. troops hurt in South Sudan gunfire

What's stopping big Bertha? Seattle debates mysterious object obstructing tunnel machine

This is a pretty fascinating story, something is stopping big Bertha from chewing her way under the city of Seattle.. Maybe it got stuck on Seattle’s industrial past, buried remnants of something, or heck maybe even the underground alien city we all know is somewhere on earth.


What's stopping big Bertha? Seattle debates mysterious object obstructing tunnel machine

Glitch in the Matrix: Report your Glitch!

Loving this reddit page. I have some stuff I can report myself..


Glitch in the Matrix: Report your Glitch!

Friday, December 20, 2013

Death of an artist

It may be a sacrilege to some to compare the words of O HOLY NIGHT to anything but a Christian Christ, but the words of that song comforted my wife and I after a viewing tonight..

Jason Dembinsky died too young  a few days ago, at the age of 25 years old.. he was the lead singer of the band Cyanide Sunrise. He was a brave young soul who acted the way he wanted to, did what he chose to, and beat the odds with whatever he accomplished..

He was taken from this realm too early, and there are thousands of people who will never forget him.

His obit is here.. 

I truly hope you rest in peace, unless you choose to shake things up a bit wherever you are. You would certainly be good at that.

4 more days til Christmas Eve..



Silver shamrock.

If anyone is thinking of a last minute Christmas gift for me, here are some ideas..

Francis keeps on rockin on the papal world. This time he trashes 'prosperity gospel'

Word to ya virgin mother.
Peter the Roman makes waves again


Francis keeps on rockin on the papal world. This time he trashes 'prosperity gospel'

I don’t know if it’s good for me or not, but by God I can eat this cereal for breakfast lunch and dinner. Anyone needing to get me a last minute Christmas gift needs only to get me some Special K Choclately Delight.

Thursday, December 19, 2013

It’s days like today that I want to completely tune out and turn off the ‘news’ .. it makes me snooze.


We are overwhelmed with media attention of DUCK DYNASTY. The show is probably going to be canceled *after a marathon* because the leader of the bearded group said he did not like gay men liking anuses more than vaginas. And because of that, CNN, MSNBC, FOX, and DRUDGE all had this as a top story today. This cultural mess called TV doesn’t warrant any outrage in my book. As a matter of fact, it all chalks up to be a meaningless pile of excrement. I am not buying what I’m being served..


Already, it’s happening though. Water cooler conversation, Facebook posts, Twitter rants, and talking head rage is all being focused around these ridiculous item of no newsworthy value.


While the American corpses of the mentally vacant are debating whether A&E should cancel a series, almost 80 have been hurt in a building collapse in London, a major diplomatic crisis continues with India, Target announced that 40 million folks had their information stolen, and a teen was raped near a school ‘safe passage route’ in Chicago.


No problem.


TONIGHT ON CNN: DUCK DYNASTY.
Tonight on MSNBC: DUCK DYNASTY.
Tonight on FOX: A large headed Hannity interviews Sarah Palin about.. drum roll.. Ducks and Dynasties.


Well..
F*&k the duck.


I’m done.


This isn’t the news I care about, and it’s not a show I watched. 


I guess I will not have the option to watch new episodes either if A&E cancels.


All nonsense and tripe.. all meant to divide us further. And it works each and every single time.

Well, I took Bob Barker’s advice, and now I am getting the silent treatment from Mutley. I wonder if it will last a full two weeks..

The man in front of me may want to reconsider his meat .



Just in time for Christmas! Satan pork!

Merry Christmas: Target: 40M accounts may be involved in breach

A whole new meaning to ‘target’…


Merry Christmas: Target: 40M accounts may be involved in breach

Is this graphic video a hoax or a true Russian alien autopsy from the 1960s? There are new twists in the story of the decades old supposed Sverdlovsk crash of a UFO.. And even if it’s not real, the video is quite graphic..

Dennis the secret agent man

I think one day we will find out that Dennis Rodman is a paid secret intelligent asset of the United States government.. today is is again in North Korea to 'see a friend.' He seems to go see that friend every time Lil Kim tries to end the world or cause destruction, the latest is an execution..
This time though, we are told in press releases, that he’s there to train the Pyongyang basketball team. 
Good luck Dennis. Save the world.


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In Texas, Search Warrants Can Now Be Based on a "Prediction of a Future Crime"

I think you need to read that headline again:


In Texas, Search Warrants Can Now Be Based on a “Prediction of a Future Crime”


Pre-cime… 
It’s here.



In Texas, Search Warrants Can Now Be Based on a "Prediction of a Future Crime"

Prosecutor says strip search of India diplomat 'standard'


This bizarre international incident seems to be spiraling out of control a bit..


Prosecutor says strip search of India diplomat 'standard'

My son LOVES this NEW WOODY WOODPECKER show, and this episode in particular. And I have found some humor in it, as well, especially the scene that occurs at 4:09 minutes into it. The chicken reminds me of a few CATHOLIC DAUGHTERS members I have come in contact with through the years here in the coal region. Enjoy..

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Dreaming of an Agnostic Christmas? Half of America strips religion from Christmas


But do the non religious still buy the Hess truck??? 
For that case, do the religious?



Dreaming of an Agnostic Christmas? Half of America strips religion from Christmas

A funny thing happened on the way home from the hospital


Much to the chagrin of some readers to email me expressing a desire to stop reading about time slips, one more funny thing happened on the way home from the hospital.


For those not aware, you can read back from the week and find out all the information you want to know, my father had a very trying stay in a hospital and received medical care for some life-threatening physical ailments. For one whole week it was like life was on hold, as though there was no passage of time but yet time went by faster than ever before.


 I wrote a lot about strange and anomalous events this week, déjà vu, and even the death of Nelson Mandela and how it relates to some old urban legends about him being a time traveler..


So just when the family started to think everything was right yesterday, my dad was discharged, and this timeline got straightened out, something funny happened on the way home from the hospital.  My father got released a during a snowstorm, with the roadway treacherous and the drive home tremendously troubling.. To make a long story short, my sister was a passenger in the backseat while my dad was comfortable in the front.


Before we took my dad home, we made a pit stop at my sisters house. She ran in, came outside, and was speaking to her husband. I was in the car I half a block away watching, I had just gotten off the phone when she exited her home. Suddenly through my phone I heard her husband tell her not to forget her keys, and I heard through my phone my sister responding to him that she won’t. I also heard myself talking to..


My father looked at the phone, startled and most likely wondering if he should go right back to the hospital, but I confirmed to him that there’s something strange happening with my iPhone. When my sister got into the car I told her to speak and when she did she heard herself talking through my phone…I told her that we heard everything that her and her husband was saying half a block away..


I know phone sometimes can pick up each other in a certain range, and I sure know that the government tracks every single thing we say on them. But I have never heard about a phone picking up a conversation of people who were not on the phone, and all the while my phone was hung up…


I don’t know if this can be chalked up to some alternate universe, with the conversation taking place within it. It sure was not déjà vu, although the first thing my dad said when he got home was that he was having an extreme case of it. 


Common sense tells me that this is just some sort of a weird technological glitch, something which makes you ponder computers and wonder how much more they can hear them what we assume..


My phone is not the same as my sister’s or brother in law’s.. different companies, different cell phones, different makes and models. But yet I heard a conversation through my cell phone of two people, and I found it interesting that only those two people were heard. My sister and brother-in-law, but not other people who were walking on the street.


For quite a while yesterday the idea was floating through my head that instead of some sort of a weird alternate or parallel universe, we are actually living in a computer matrix simulation of events.  A matrix world could explain that the day my father comes home from a week long stay at the hospital is also the day that we get a major snowstorm and the morning my son comes down with a fever and flu.


Or maybe that is just how life works? The wonderful world of coincidental crises?


Is some computer player in the sky was just making us do things we don’t want to do?  This some master coder laughing as he watches people try to figure out that there simply in a coded matrix? enjoying simulating events? seeing what computer characters make choices—choices that the coder is already making us make?


Is God merely some skilled gamer who made a really intricate game? We are told that God knows all…sees all…plans all. Likewise, the computer programmer knows how to the game will end and when he will turn it off, he will create players and situations for them to play within, and he will make a world for them to live in.


Does a website know that it is a website? Does a SIM know that someone is watching it’s every move?

Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Pentagon Guidelines No Longer Ban Killing Civilians With Drones

Pentagon Guidelines No Longer Ban Killing Civilians With Drones

Here are some holiday happenings from the world of physics

Want to wrap your brain around some .. the holographic universe. Are we just a projection of another cosmos? Maybe this could explain that whole ‘time slip’ phenomenon I wrote about for days on here..


Either way, the theory of the holographic universe has now been mathematically tested. And it could be very well what we are.. one model suggests that the universe exists in nine dimensions of space and one in time. There are some other amazing things in the DAILY MAIL story about this premise..


While you’re trying to ponder that one, here’s another: The prospects that the universe itself will end. That everything that is will not be and everything that has happened will have been for nothing, since no one ever will no of it—since there will be a lack of something, and a lack of nothing. This is the phase transition theory, and it’s getting more traction. 


According to a study from Denmark, the collapse of the universe is ‘closer than before’.. Essentially, every particle in the entire will become too heavy and the universe will collapse on itself. And cease to exist. Imagine.. a history of time gone. There would be no time, no need for history, and NOT EVEN a lack of history since a collapse and end of the universe would equal a lack of nothing. 


So what are we? Why are we here? 


I don’t know.


I bet you don’t either.

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