Riddle me this, someone: Why do the strawberries in SPECIAL K Chocolatey Strawberry cereal taste like vomit?

I really want to enjoy my breakfast.. but each time I bite into a freeze dried piece I feel like I’m sucking on a towel that wipes up refuse from the mouth after a flu.

Please … why?

I don’t know if it’s good for me or not, but by God I can eat this cereal for breakfast lunch and dinner. Anyone needing to get me a last minute Christmas gift needs only to get me some Special K Choclately Delight.