Pretty sure this is the grossest thing I’ve seen this year: A condom that looks and SMELLS like pizza. No need to insert your own joke. No pun intended. 

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm………a KFC deep fried towel. 

Better fried than baked, I guess..

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This is how hot dogs are made.

My friend sent me the video.. I am not a hot dog eater, unless there’s that guilty moment during a hot summer barbecue when you pile ketchup and raw onions on one and devour it..

Nonetheless, for the good of the order, here’s the way we get our salty mushed up ‘trimmings’ from animals parts that are better left ground up and mushed than whole.

What surprised me more than anything, to be honest, was how clean and sanitary the whole process is. 

Pig and chicken farms and cow slaughterhouses are much worse..

Hot dogs being made? Disgusting yes. But pretty darn clean,it would seem.

Until you see those weird chunks of chunky somethings in your tube of encased meat-like processed filth…

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Riddle me this, someone: Why do the strawberries in SPECIAL K Chocolatey Strawberry cereal taste like vomit?

I really want to enjoy my breakfast.. but each time I bite into a freeze dried piece I feel like I’m sucking on a towel that wipes up refuse from the mouth after a flu.

Please … why?

Pork: It’s not for MY dinner: Hog farms battling to contain deadly virus.. Piglets are being killed by the thousands this summer.. It’s the porcine epidemic diarrhea virus..And it is ravaging some farms.

Soylent green is people

And if the triple bypass burger doesn’t kill ya, the test tube version may.. For real,there is a good possibility that the first test tube hamburger will be produced this year.. Charleton Heston has left us on earth, but I’m inclined to remind you all that he screamed that Soylent Green was people. No one believed him. What will your test tube burger be? And can you order it well?

Things get better with age. Except when it's rotted maggot-infested meat.

But mostly things like wine and kids.. Not meat.

However, news of the weird being read around the world today about a butcher in Naples being arrested for selling meat that was a decade old!
Some may in fact think that things were better in the early part of the 21st century, but everyone will agree on one thing: Meat from then isn’t. At least not meat from then being served now..
But the report on the strange butcher’s skills are abhorent to the senses, even carinvours would recoil in disgust at the attempt to digest the news. Food safety workers discovered bisquits with parasites, rotting meat and dairy, and even olives covered in thick mold.

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The butcher tampered with expiry dates on the products in order to keep on selling the items, even though some were a decade old, the report said

INFESTED..

This may be, without question, the most frightening reality show on TV.. And it’s on the Animal Planet! NOTHING on the Animal Planet, with the exception of zebra being devoured by lions, should be frightening. But this show is.. Very much.