I eat everything on this list. Or at least I did..

Get ready: The price of chocolate is going so high it may be considered ‘the next champagne’ .. 

Get ready: Lime shortage to raise prices.. blamed on Mexican drug cartel..

Get ready: Orange supply hit by disease..

Get ready: Banana shortage will lead to higher prices..

Get ready: Tomato prices sharply increase..

I don’t know if it’s good for me or not, but by God I can eat this cereal for breakfast lunch and dinner. Anyone needing to get me a last minute Christmas gift needs only to get me some Special K Choclately Delight.

MY YEARLY ODE TO MINI EGGS

Oh Cadbury Mini Eggs, I love you
You’re chocolate goodness, it’s true
You melt in a mouth and not in a hand, 
And are always fresh and never bland

Your milky goodness and your colorful bite
Can help any creature have a good night
Your Easter gift every year,
Maybe better than a cold beer

Mini Eggs, Mini Eggs, 
To you I’ll walk with faster legs
It’s time again to almost part,
I hope your chocolate will not make me fart

The Easter season will soon be gone
And with that we’ll have to say so long
In a few months, you’ll be manufactured again
Eggs of glory for women and men!

Happy Easter.