Sunday, June 3, 2012

The parental moment of dread

Ayden’s Aunt Erin, niece Kate, his Grammy and his Pop have been watching him for the past 15 months during mom and dad’s daytime working hours. It all ends tomorrow when the little man will begin his first day of… daycare.


I dread it in a normal way. Typically I am overly worried about everything.. but the place seems wonderful and Ayden seems ready to meet and play with others of his own intellect. So .. here we go.


He will, as all kids do, cry as we say bye. And he will be happy when we arrive to get him.. and that may happen for a while. Then he will defy us learning what other kids around him say.. and he will argue. And grow up. And be a kid. And a teen .. oh my God I am getting ahead of myself.


If Coalspeaker.com exists on this Tumblr platform 18 years from now when Ayden graduates, or 19 depending on whether he flunks some future algebra class, I will feel old. Here I am, at the ….semi young age of 31 and dreading daycare for my son. My wife agrees with my worry. We have both made it a chore but a duty to not talk about our feelings on this one.. just go with the flow. 


As the flow goes.. so does time.


Ayden Morris…. 15 months into life…. about to begin a new little tiny itsy bitsy little child chapter… 


My bet is he has some type of runny nose or full blown flu from another child by mid June. Something else for a parent to worry about.

Saturday, June 2, 2012

All in all, a pretty good little mini vacation. Ayden only tried to escape one time. The cast on his leg slowed him down.. and the fact he couldn’t reach the elevator button helped adults secure him.

They say New York is the city that never sleeps.. but Baltimore is pretty sleepless itself for a Saturday night.


Had great good, homemade pizza, crab soup.. all that .. and oh, Ayden slept through 4 of 5 floors of the aquarium. NO worries, there is always next time.

Pretty crowded in Baltimore.. just saw a man juggling knives and flames on a unicycle. Only here.

The city of Baltimore, Inner Harbor.. on a beautiful early June 2012 night.

We ate at Dick’s Last Resort, the waiter obviously didn’t know I’m a Celtics fan

Goodbye Botox hello Brotox

Goodbye Botox hello Brotox

Cops were busy running on foot in the rain last night in Baltimore..

Friday, June 1, 2012

Good evening from the lovely city of Baltimore

Night time at Inner Harbor.. Maryland

I guess life is getting weird if the CDC has to officially make a statement flesh eating zombies really don't exist, despite incidents of cannibalism all over

Captain Trips does not exist


I guess life is getting weird if the CDC has to officially make a statement flesh eating zombies really don't exist, despite incidents of cannibalism all over

Breaking news right now along the East Coast: Tornado risk D.C., Lancaster, Raleigh, Roanoke

Breaking news right now along the East Coast: Tornado risk D.C., Lancaster, Raleigh, Roanoke

So this is how it will end?

Milky Way Galaxy Doomed to Head-On Crash with Andromeda


Luckily it will happen 4 billion years from now……….

Science now proves.. old people smell.

Really


Old People Do Smell, But Not That Badly


But is this any reason to make them subject to death panels!?

It is feeling like 2008 all over again

I am about to turn 32.. but I was about to turn 29 in 2008. So that’s good. But what is bad was ….well, an economic collapse. Today a bad jobs report was released, the market crashed, and more dire warning crept into headlines from around the world. Yes, indeed, it’s beginning to feel like and economic collapse is upon us again..


It is feeling like 2008 all over again

Gay porn star Luka Magnotta turned cannibal.. and he's on the run-- the UK SUN reports some disturbing details..

Is it me or is there just too many cannibal stories popping up all over the world recently.


Maryland.
Florida.


And now this, Luka Magnotta on the run..


Gay porn star Luka Magnotta turned cannibal.. and he's on the run-- the UK SUN reports some disturbing details..

Attention East Coast readers

Everyone alright in stormageddon ‘12?

Family outing for a few days to the Baltimore aquarium

And just in time for severe weather and potential tornadoes later today.. Hope it passes .. Tomorrow should be great though. Stay tuned for an array of photos of hopefully enormous and dangerous fish safely behind thick glass..

Interesting story on what happens, and doesn't happen, to Facebook accounts when we die

Interesting story on what happens, and doesn't happen, to Facebook accounts when we die

The economy in trouble

Economy added only 69,000 jobs in May, far less than economists expected. Unemployment rate rises from 8.1% to 8.2%.

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