Tuesday, February 28, 2012
I think I am going to write a book about parenting..
Would anyone out there who follows me read it?
Would people out there want to buy it?
Give me guidance.. give me something. Anything. Give me an answer…
And really.. are there too many “parenting” books to begin with anyway?
Monday, February 27, 2012
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A parody for parents: Thomas the unstoppable train engine.
My son loves Thomas the train. I like him, too.. And this video completely made my belly laugh. Do only parents laugh at this…?
(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)
Sunday, February 26, 2012
Cumulus dropping Coast to Coast AM in multiple markets
This is a pretty big deal for those who like the radio that talks about strange bumps in the night—but maybe also not surprising just as well.
"Red Eye Radio" is replacing Coast to Coast AM with George Noory is multiple markets.
There is a lot to this new change in a lineup. However, regardless of ‘why’ the show is being dropped, the fact it is being dropped it a major development in radio.
Art Bell officially ended his relationship with Coast to Coast AM in 2010. And since then listeners in massive numbers yearned for his return. He has not yet, and instead George Noory has boasted that he may get a contract renewal until 2018 (long after that whole Mayan Apocalypse) ..
With the new news of Coast being dropped of of pretty big markets, being replaced with a late night conservative political show, what will become of the little UFO program that could created by Art Bell? …maybe the return of Art Bell?
Don’t forget: Art Bell retired before (ok lots of times) .. but one time he retired someone by the name of Mark Siegel took over. Affiliates dropped. Ratings dipped.
Could we be re-writing the same chapter all over again?
Cumulus dropping Coast to Coast AM in multiple markets
Saturday, February 25, 2012
Today was a good day.
But for lots of people on earth, it was not a good day.
And the news does go on.
A sampling of the mess-test from the most-test: Earth
Dramatic new details revealed: 20,000 children may have been sexually abused by 800 Roman Catholic priests in Holland!
The future is radiated: Will Japan’s Fukushima nightmare create a birth defect filled future?
This.. is .. important? Nike Foamposite Galaxy shoe release causes rioting at a Florida mall..
More threats: North Korea vows ‘sacred war’ against South..
And if the North Korean threats aren’t bad enough, here’s one from Iran: Ready to ‘wipe Israel off the map’
Heartache and horror in the Syrian city of Homs: Residents speak of utter violence and murder taking place..
NATO troops killed in Afghanistan..
New York man goes into surgery.. leaves six inches taller!?
Out of touch? Romney says his wife drives ‘a couple of cadillacs’
Is Sears ready to ‘unload’ 1,200 stores?
Cohen will attend the Oscars as the Dictator..
What caused the collapse of the Mayan culture? New information suggests a series of droughts..
Thousands of planets may exist in utter darkness in the Milky Way Galaxy..
Newly released rare footage of Challenger disaster from the 1980s now revealed..
Monsanto settles Agent Orange case..
YEAR ONE
This was it. The big birthday bash a year in the making.. Ayden Morris and family, and friends, celebrating until naptime. It was fun. Elmo showed up and brought himself on a balloon. Adults ate sandwiches and meatballs. Kids ran and played. It was a good time had by all. Thanks friends and family for coming and thank you even more good God or whatever is in charge of this mess of an earth for giving us the true blessing of having a child.
Now with that out of the way…I’ll say this: I am quite proud of the little Boris Morris today: He didn’t once use his hands to eat his cake. Instead he was polite and nice eating with his spoon.. Sloppily. But eating with his spoon nonetheless.
Mr. Manners.
Proud parents.
With less to clean.
I'm trying to determine which is worse
The Wiggles, Barney.. or Calliou?
I am thinking the little pale whiny kid Calliou. Just sometimes can’t take him.. reaching the breaking point with the Wiggles, of course, until their damn songs get stuck in my head.
Thursday, February 23, 2012
Tuesday, February 21, 2012
One year ago tonight ..
…was the last night that I was NOT a dad or Tara a mom.
It was the final night alive for Cloud, my sister’s family dog..
It was the best of times, and it was the worst of times.
And those times have passed.. One year later, the night a year ago is the past.
The future is so bright.. gotta wear shades.
Monday, February 20, 2012
Soylent green is people
And if the triple bypass burger doesn’t kill ya, the test tube version may.. For real,there is a good possibility that the first test tube hamburger will be produced this year.. Charleton Heston has left us on earth, but I’m inclined to remind you all that he screamed that Soylent Green was people. No one believed him. What will your test tube burger be? And can you order it well?
Chalk this one up to truth in advertising?
Heart Attack Grill owner defends his restaurant after a patron eats a Triple Bypass Burger—and has heart attack! I’d consider this one just truth in advertising.. don’t the diners sign a waiver? If not it may be time to write one up..
It’s not often we find truth in advertising.
McDonalds doesn’t tell us how bad their product is…
Pizza Hut doesn’t let us know the calories per slice..
So the Heart Attack Grill is, by definition, just being honest..?
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