A pilot either knowingly, or unknowingly, made a very phallic flight path in the sky over FLORIDA..

I suppose men never grow up..

Devil with the strap on

I used to think these things happened only in crazy Romania: Brenda Kadere was a prostitute working the streets of South Africa.. she has now come forward to explain that her obvious questionable career choices earned her a penis.. by actually growing one! She claims.

She also said it was the worst of the beast.. the devil himself attacked her by causing the male sex organ to grow on her private parts..

According to her hellish account, the organ grew to a point where she had to seek the help of anointing oil.

Eventually, Kadere says, the organ “burst out” in a discharge.. She thanks God for the power to remove the penis.  

Without it, though, I feel she’s missing out on a large audience that would sure enjoy the best of both worlds..

The devil made her grow it, though..

For whom the phallus tolls.

China’s new building for it’s THE PEOPLE’S DAILY ‘newspaper’ is shaped like a penis.. so China is banning people online from joking about it!

So evolution of the penis may have happened, too.. 

Women may have shaped men’s penises through natural selection..

I’d like to get the creationist view on this. Perhaps certain penises couldn’t fit on the ark.

One man serves his genitals, another born with them on her head: No drought in penis stories floating online tonight

Maybe he can blame the radiation?? Japan police are investigating a man who cooked and served his own genitals 

Here’s the nuts and bolts of the story: Mao Sugiyama had his penis and testicles surgically removed in March and kept them frozen for two months before cooking them at a public event in May..

Diners each paid 20,000 yen ($250) for a portion..

And of course there is always a Debbie Downer: The mayor alerted police and now international headlines are being made with news that the event happened. No word on what taste the meal had..

No word on what spices were used.

But the Japan dinner is not the only penis story making headlines on news wires tonight.

Unfortunately something that may give new meaning to the word ‘dickhead’: A baby was born with a penis on her forehead (yes, her).. and yes, her forehead. Of course specialists may address the issue. And hopefully they do.. a dangling penis over someone’s eyes can certainly alter vision for the worse. Prayers with this girl. Not sure if prayers are with the man who served his genitals though.. can’t muster enough energy to grasp that one..

Some weird sex and penis related news of the day

Germans are getting penis enlargement surgeries more than ever..

LA firefighters may have taken part in a porn film while on the job..

Woman arrested after sucking police officer’s prosthetic penis..
Entrapment with a sex toy..

Men wax their hair and pejazzle themselves in a new twisted way of self-genitalia worship

Perhaps men was simply jealous that women could jewel of their vajajays.. now the male appendage could be made look like a mini ruler of a nation, jeweled up and ready to go.
Good luck humanity.. no where to go but down from here.

Men wax their hair and pejazzle themselves in a new twisted way of self-genitalia worship

No skin off my back.. the tip of the spear.. the boiling point.. don't pull the wool over my eyes: The war over circumcision in San Francisco

Anti-circumcision groups want to stop the cutting. Some Jewish groups oppose. 

In a few years, will San Francisco be filled with foreskin or will it be cut? The debate rages..

No skin off my back.. the tip of the spear.. the boiling point.. don't pull the wool over my eyes: The war over circumcision in San Francisco

First most insurance companies stopped paying for circumcisions, now this! Police officers in Louisville, Kentucky find crack hidden in a man's foreskin

And you’d think he would have hidden his crack within a crack.. Or someone’s rack. .. .

I’m confused.

Get the cops a rabbi!

First most insurance companies stopped paying for circumcisions, now this! Police officers in Louisville, Kentucky find crack hidden in a man's foreskin

Snow angels yes. A snow phallus? ... Nope.

The SCENE magazine from Cleveland is reporting that a 16-year-old boy achieved 15 minutes of fame with a 7 foot tall snow sculpture of a penis. While the kid’s friends liked it, enough people didn’t, forcing Elyria Police Chief to tell the boy to neuter the yard..

The penis is gone, but still existent are images and memory of a giant seven foot tall phallic sculpture that shocked an Ohio neighborhood..

Phallic Justice: Man to sue over 'rodent bite to penis' in jail

Phallic Justice: Man to sue over 'rodent bite to penis' in jail

It appears that Brett Favre's penis has a pricetag of $50,000

It appears that Brett Favre's penis has a pricetag of $50,000