The world takes notice to KIM’s new haircut: It defies gravity and is the new rage of social networking.. Of course for all of the wrong reasons..No one ever said dictators had style..
It is time to send Dennis Rodman back to North Korea to solve this world crisis..
Well.. the war never did end.
As if Kim Jong Un and fake stories about mandations of his haircut is not worrying enough, this happened hours ago: North Korea and South Korea traded fire during military drills—real fire. Real artillery.
Residents on five front line islands in South Korea were in shelters for hours ..
I saw a number of news articles poking ‘fun’ and making humorous quips about Kim Jong UN forcing students to copy his hair style..
Some laughed at how bad the hair looked to begin with.. others were making jokes saying “bad hair days” are coming for North Korean students. BUT.. is it even true!!?
Maybe not.. the most recent AP dispatch from Tokyo says that there are baseless rumors of hair cuts happening, and there is no evidence to point to anything showing that an official UN edict has been issued.
Word to the wise: The hair story probably is not real, but even if it was, it would be a distraction from the real news of North Korea.
You know, like the real news that North Korea has hell-on-earth style death camps that offer up a endless amount of brutal torture and inhumane killing..
Oh, and the fact that Kim Jong UN has an isolated regime and ………drumroll please…nuclear weapons.
His bad hair cut is meaningless compared to his real threat to the world.
Yesterday we linked up news that the UN was going to condemn Lil Kim Jong Un in North Korea for crimes against humanity.
They did. And I read the report almost in full.. it reads like Nazi Germany.
I really get angry at people who say the atrocities committed during World War II are limited to the 20th Century.
Clearly they are not—they are happening now and Kim Jong Un is just one of the global players destroying goodness on this planet with his evil acts.
China has now rejected ‘unreasonable’ criticism of North Korea—obvious global political games still being played even though babies and innocent people are being slaughtered by Kim..
The UN report says that the crimes in North Korea has no parallel un the contemporary world. I fear they are wrong on that..
Perhaps the worst of the worst is Kim Jong UN forced mothers to drown their newborn children..
Kim Jong-un is believed to have ordered the total elimination of his uncle’s biological relatives. The terrifying purge reportedly started straight after Jang Sung-Taeks execution and is to demonstrate the Kim Jong Un’s “decisiveness.”
The PURGE is real.. it’s happening in North Korea.. The ghastly story has been reported by South Korean news agencies.. Reports indicate that some of the murdered resisted, so much so that they were dragged from their residences and shot dead in front of others.
The word on the street in South Korea, as portrayed by South Korean President Park Geun-Hye:
"North Korea is now engaged in a reign of terror while carrying out a massive purge to consolidate the power of Kim Jong-Un”
This is bizarre. Dennis Rodman just can’t stop loving Lil Kim Un..
It was a big to-do. Even Dennis Rodman was called in for his covert mission back to the nation.
But now we find out some more horrid details.. apparently Un’s Unc was eaten alive by 120 dogs for his ‘treachery’..this according to Chinese media tonight.
This is the first time public accounts have been rendered a to how Un did his deed…
What a way to start a new year..
….to be fair, if Lil Kim did this we’d be sending Dennis Rodman over there. But the South can get away with flaring up tensions?
Speaking of Dennis.. has he returned from North Korea yet!? Perhaps Lil Kim got a new bride..?
Time Magazine in 1994 said that Kim Jong Il ‘may be more dangerous than Saddam.’
That certainly turned out to be true..
By the way, in 1994, Kim Jong Un was probably about 8 or 9 years old. And his dad was on TIME.
Though lil’ Kim may be years away from having weapons that could cause such mass destruction, it’s further evidence of an unsettling escalation of tension.. And now that Un has gone as far as saying the nation is in a state of war with South Korea, we may be beyond just increases in tension..
I think this calls for TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE, part 2.
Lots of people are being critical of Dennis Rodman meeting with Lil Kim in Korea.. others are simply confused by the whole event.
As for me? perhaps it’s high time to hire on Rodman for the CIA or any other alphabet organization. After all, if you can make Lil Kim smile and laugh, maybe you can stop from from creating a conflagration of nuclear hell on earth? Just maybe.
And for kicks, throw in Michael Jordan.. Just keep ShaQuille O’Neal away from the scene.
