Fear the tongue..

Miley Cyrus has been grossing out the people of the planet since autumn 2013. Recently, thanks to her BANGERZ tour, we’ve seen her ride a giant hot dog enter the stage on a massive lizard-like tongue coming from a monumentally frightening image of her face.

But a construction worker involved with making the tongue slide was more than grossed out—he was injured! 

He is suing the company that built the tongue.. 

He is not suing Miley Cyrus however.

Maybe we could talk this worker and Sky Ferreira into doing us a favor and trying to figure out a lawsuit to stop Miley from being Miley.

These are the first images released of the children aboard Flight 370..

Their beautiful faces speak for themselves.

I wish for a world without tragedy and fear for children. Obviously judging from daily news, this planet  hasn’t attained any goal of goodness or love.

If a horrible accident occurred on board this plane, it’s assumed that all 239 passengers succumbed to their ill-fated demise quickly. I fear that did not happen.. I especially cringe thinking about the plane experiencing a hijacking gone wrong, or something even worse for the innocent people aboard the flight.

Yes, indeed.. those who tune out of heavy headlines may be the happiest. 

I’m not like that. I soak up the news as much as a Sheryl Crow soaks up the sun. And for that, I am typically upset about what some nation or person has done to an innocent child in a dark part of the planet Earth.

I guess it’s green beer night across America.

Let your shamrocks be safe and your blarney stay down.

Don’t overdo it. 

David Brenner just lost a battle with cancer.. he is dead tonight at the age of 78.

He died on a Saturday.. I think of all the Saturday nights he entertained throughout the years of his career, to half empty rooms of half drunk people to the audiences of the TONIGHT SHOW with Johnny Carson..

His humor became an inspiration for others such as Jerry Seinfeld and Paul Reiser..

He was a star of the 20th century and a trend setter for years to come..

And he never abandoned his craft.

As FOX news points out in their story tonight on his passing, 

Brenner worked steadily through 2013 doing standup. A four-day gig last December included a New Year’s Eve show at a King of Prussia, Pa., casino-resort in which he showcased young comedians.

Hijacked MH370 was last seen flying towards Pakistan OR Indian Ocean

Investigators have concluded that one or more people with significant flying experience hijacked the missing Malaysia Airlines jet, switched off communication devices and steered it off-course, a Malaysian government official involved in the investigation said Saturday.

Things seem to be getting mighty creepy..

Hijacked MH370 was last seen flying towards Pakistan OR Indian Ocean

Things get weird at SXSW: Lady Gaga, sausages and vomit..

And as you can see from above: Someone needs attention… following Gaga’s vomit performance, she posted photos of herself naked in a bathtub..

A better version of today’s My Daily Doodle

Unfair requirements kept me from some recent daily doodles. I come back with this.. He appeared in my dream last night. I think he was the soul of a coal miner ..

Asteroid to dim a bright star for some in Northeast

Weather permitting, millions of people in the northeastern USA could witness a rare and eerie sight next week: a space rock blotting out one of the brightest stars in the sky.

The year the sky takes over..

Asteroid to dim a bright star for some in Northeast

Officials now saying it is 'conclusive' that Flight 370 was hijacked

Seven days after the vanishing act of MH370, we are now seeing reports that the airliner was hijacked by someone with ‘experience’ and that authorities are zeroing in on two possible routes that the flight took.. Malaysia’s Prime Minister Najib said Saturday that this was a ‘deliberate action.’ 

Najib also said investigators are now trying to trace the airplane across two possible “corridors” — a northern corridor from the border of Kazakhstan and Turkmenistan through to northern Thailand, and a southern corridor from Indonesia to the southern Indian Ocean.

That surprisingly conclusive information comes after days of mystery—searches in vast portions of oceans and spy satellites searching land masses for wreckage. Now the Indian Ocean is in play..

This has been the most bizarre and surreal series of events that I have ever witnessed in connection with a plane crash.. And to call it a plane crash at this is not even accurate. We frankly don’t.. Even if the hijacking  story works out, the fact remains: We don’t know where Flight 370 is.

Officials now saying it is 'conclusive' that Flight 370 was hijacked

This may seem like a delusional Friday night thought—and with hours of travel today and three days away my mind may be in a bizarre state of mind.  But here goes anyway..

As I sat in a very lonely hotel bar room, sipping a club soda and lime (after a beer or two of course) I got into a conversation with someone who slipped into a stupor long before I ended up with my non alcoholic  beverage. There was a muted TV playing coverage of the news, that night, that they thought they found wreckage from Flight 370. That turned out to be untrue of course, but during our short bar talk, he told me that he thought aliens abducted the passengers and threw the plane into the ocean.

I laughed at that thought but immediately remembered reading the Langoliers by Stephen King. I also recall, quite well, seeing the made for TV movie starring Baulky from PERFECT STRANGERS. The movie was just awful as far as graphics and acting.. but the concept from King was marvelous: The Langoliers are creatures that eat time. And a red eye flight gets caught up in a time slip .. the passengers have to figure it out. And before you know it, they encounter 20th century computer graphics that eat their time out from under them, and around them.

Interesting concept.

And some have compared the Langoliers to today’s new mystery.

You’d need to suspend logic for a while.. what better time to do it than at a lonely cold bar room in the central part of Pennsylvania. I did.. and I wondered if these passengers were battling time demons in a galaxy close by.. 

Of course, reality may end up with a tragic result in this matter. A crash site.. or something worse.. 

The Langoliers would be bad, too. Especially if they are as graphically challenged as the 1995 version of creatures that eat time..

Report: Radar Shows Plane Deliberately Flew Toward Indian Ocean

It’s been one week since this mess started. And we are no closer to solving the mystery that is Flight 370.

But it captivated my attention all week and continue to do so.

Report: Radar Shows Plane Deliberately Flew Toward Indian Ocean

U.S. to relinquish remaining control over the Internet

This may not seem it.. but it’s a pretty big issue

U.S. to relinquish remaining control over the Internet

A new 'time distortion' pill can make a prisoner feel like 8 hours is 1,000 years

So.. I ask: is it ethical, moral, and just to use punishment in pills like that?
It’s the future. Actually the present.. And science fiction is fast becoming reality..

A new 'time distortion' pill can make a prisoner feel like 8 hours is 1,000 years

As opposed to….?

Search for missing Malaysia Airlines plane expands to Indian Ocean

Search for missing Malaysia Airlines plane expands to Indian Ocean

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A cold view

Signals on Radar Puzzle Officials in Hunt for Malaysian Jet

Take this information for what it’s worth:

NYT: After four days of reticence and evasive answers, the Malaysian military acknowledged on Wednesday that it had recorded, but initially ignored, radar signals that could have prompted a mission to intercept and track a missing jetliner — data that vastly expands the area where the plane might have traveled.

Signals on Radar Puzzle Officials in Hunt for Malaysian Jet