Sunday, February 17, 2013

My Sunday poem:



The curtains shine as the morning light.
comes in to express its daily right.
But I’m still in a sleepy fog, and just not ready for the Sunday plight.


(Yes they are my London curtains…made in Vietnam, sold in America, and hanging in the coal region )

Saturday, February 16, 2013

Sleeplessness, heal thyself

It gets bad. Television is bad.. I ended up watching 25 minutes of a creepy minister with a bad toupee ‘healing’ people. I had enough when he ‘healed’ a woman who was deaf since 3..



Have these bottom dwellers no shame …?



I’m not tired yet but by GOD I’m not watching this anymore.. It’s trashier than SKINEMAX..

A race to the Vatican!

Those who worry the wait will be long for Peter the Roman (or whoever) to be revealed may take comfort in this news bit from the Vatican tonight: The conclave may meet prior to March 15.. Now how quick the white puff of smoke will rise is anyone’s guess. Undoubtedly behind the cassocks and frocks, a mean and nasty campaign for Pope is underway..

Is this horse meat, dog food, or ground hamburger? Bet you can’t tell the difference. And some can’t taste the difference either..

MY BOOK

A new years resolution I had last year and again this year was to write a book. If figured a page a day.


I didn’t get much at that so far in 2013. But is it too late to start? I’d only be down 47 pages.


So I figured if I actually did start my book today, I’d have 47 blank pages in the beginning. 

MY NINTENDO STILL WORKS

So it’s been dormant for years. It’s once again being utilized. Ayden likes Mario for WII so I wanted to see just how big of a fan he is. Turns out, he actually likes SUPER MARIO 3 and …..Donkey Kong (that one surprised me.) Of course getting the games to work is a little difficult. You often should pack a lunch just waiting for the game to actually start.


And then…midstream when you’re doing good just like you did as a kid, the game does that scrambled TV moment, freezes, and turns off on its own. And you feel as angry as you did in 1992 when it first started to happen.


I am just amazed that a game made in 1987 still works.. I am equally amazed that my son, born into sin during the 21st century, welcomes it with open arms. 


Maybe he’ll one day bring friends over to the house to show them this really old, really feeble, and really antique gaming system.


And then … maybe I’ll introduce the movie THE WIZARD to him. And blow his mind!


The revenge of the 20th century!! Let’s see if the WII still works in 2030!



Friday, February 15, 2013

So it’s fair to say that today is the day on earth when the sky actually did fall.


More here..

guardian:



The trail of a falling object is seen above a residential apartment block in the Urals city of Chelyabinsk, Russia, where a meteorite flared spectacularly in the sky.


From Meteorite explosion over Russia – in pictures


Photograph: Reuters

Thursday, February 14, 2013

The CABIN'S ON FIRRREEEE

Sing that in an Alicia Keys’ style voice.


Seriously though, why does the LAPD insist that they didn’t set any fires on the cabin with Chris Dorner in it? We have audio and scanners saying ‘burn the mother f&*^er down’ … Maybe it was just symbolic of their thoughts, of course. We will never have evidence. And like Waco, this will become another conspiracy theory and cult-favorite topic. 


But… seriously, audio explaining they were burning it down. And an official denial afterwards? Why bother..?

Channeling Upton Sinclair: Read this disgusting MIRROR story about the horse meat scandal in Europe. And then try to eat boxed lasagna.

Bet you can’t.


Channeling Upton Sinclair: Read this disgusting MIRROR story about the horse meat scandal in Europe. And then try to eat boxed lasagna.

Monday, February 11, 2013

“Dear Brothers,



I have convoked you to this Consistory, not only for the three canonizations, but also to communicate to you a decision of great importance for the life of the Church. After having repeatedly examined my conscience before God, I have come to the certainty that my strengths, due to an advanced age, are no longer suited to an adequate exercise of the Petrine ministry. I am well aware that this ministry, due to its essential spiritual nature, must be carried out not only with words and deeds, but no less with prayer and suffering. However, in today’s world, subject to so many rapid changes and shaken by questions of deep relevance for the life of faith, in order to govern the bark of Saint Peter and proclaim the Gospel, both strength of mind and body are necessary, strength which in the last few months, has deteriorated in me to the extent that I have had to recognize my incapacity to adequately fulfill the ministry entrusted to me. For this reason, and well aware of the seriousness of this act, with full freedom I declare that I renounce the ministry of Bishop of Rome, Successor of Saint Peter, entrusted to me by the Cardinals on 19 April 2005, in such a way, that as from 28 February 2013, at 20:00 hours, the See of Rome, the See of Saint Peter, will be vacant and a Conclave to elect the new Supreme Pontiff will have to be convoked by those whose competence it is.



“Dear Brothers, I thank you most sincerely for all the love and work with which you have supported me in my ministry and I ask pardon for all my defects. And now, let us entrust the Holy Church to the care of Our Supreme Pastor, Our Lord Jesus Christ, and implore his holy Mother Mary, so that she may assist the Cardinal Fathers with her maternal solicitude, in electing a new Supreme Pontiff. With regard to myself, I wish to also devotedly serve the Holy Church of God in the future through a life dedicated to prayer.”



So in guess the Popeatine becomes fallible again in march? Unless infallibility for life is in the retirement package..



I just hope he keeps tweeting.

The Pope wears Prada

The last Pope to resign was Gregory XII in 1415. I don’t think he Tweeted. Or wore beautiful red Prada shoes.

The Pope is resigning?!

Well…if Peter the Roman is next then I knew the end is nigh.

Saturday, February 9, 2013

The Weather Channel just named the newest Midwest snowstorm ‘Orko’..



Someone there’s a HE-MAN fan.

It’s flu recovery weekend. For Ayden it’s his letters, pop tarts and peanut butter cereal. For me, CAFFEINE for the first time in months. For mom, soup. And for all three of us lots of sleeps. A nice cold winter day for it, too. Later on we may embrace the world again and go for some Japanese. I really think so.

Bring in da funk

My local paper is applauding a DJ returning home from the ‘big cities,’ coming back to backwards Schuylkill county, and with him funk music in an all vinyl style.



I wish him luck and ANYTHING that makes this county more lively is a plus.



But my fear? There are already too many mullets existent in this area… And I’d hate to see them coupled with browns fuzzy carpets of the 70s.



Bring the vibe of funk, sure. But maybe also ditch flannels and mom jeans.


Bring in da funk
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laughingsquid:



In Brazil, Footage of Spiders Showering the Skies



This seriously would be the scariest storm ever…

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