The computer belonging to an accountant appointed by the Vatican to clean up the Catholic church's books has been hacked, Italian media reported Saturday. Libero Milone, whom Pope Francis named the Vatican's first auditor general in June, has alerted the police to an alleged cyberattack, Turin daily La Stampa said. Vatican police opened an investigation into the matter and suspicions have been raised that it might be an inside job, according to the newspaper.

Jesus Christ was an inside job.

So why not hacking being inside, too..

The computer belonging to an accountant appointed by the Vatican to clean up the Catholic church's books has been hacked, Italian media reported Saturday. Libero Milone, whom Pope Francis named the Vatican's first auditor general in June, has alerted the police to an alleged cyberattack, Turin daily La Stampa said. Vatican police opened an investigation into the matter and suspicions have been raised that it might be an inside job, according to the newspaper.

Rieder: Did Philly go overboard on pope security?

Rieder: Did Philly go overboard on pope security?

The Pope and the President

Pope Francis is visiting the White House this September when he in the United States..

For purposes of posterity, here are some photos of previous presidential and pontiff relations..

Cheap dung.

The Pope is take a voyage into the deep . he’s being critical of the very thing that keeps society going–the reason some, perhaps, even live! MONEY. And he calls it the ‘devil’s dung’.. Francis condemned the  “throwaway culture created by the powers that control the economic and financial policies of the globalized world”.. MORE: “When money becomes an idol, it controls man’s choices,” he added. “It makes him a slave.”..

Orange is the new infallibility 

'Exhausted' pope cancels meeting with Sri Lanka bishops

'Exhausted' pope cancels meeting with Sri Lanka bishops

Feel Free to Breastfeed Here, Pope Tells Mothers in Sistine Chapel

Holy milk, Francis!
This is a big deal. The act of breast feeding or the allowance of it may have gotten someone killed in old times! If this was 1500, we’d be putting the pope on that special chair to see if anything was dangling below.

Either way, this is an advanced form of thought and maturity that has the Pope thinking modern.

Now I suppose scores of Catholic school boys will suddenly want their religion teachers to plan a voyage to the Sistine Chapel during spring..

Feel Free to Breastfeed Here, Pope Tells Mothers in Sistine Chapel

CHRISTMAS 2014: The Pope's Christmas words

CHRISTMAS 2014: The Pope's Christmas words

3 in Pope's extended family die in Argentina car crash

The number 3 stood out at me…

3 in Pope's extended family die in Argentina car crash

Mafia 'adore evil' and are 'excommunicated', says Pope Francis

Pope launches strongest papal attack on organised crime since Pope John Paul in 1993 in impromptu comments about southern Italy’s ‘Ndrangheta crime group

A big wow on this story.

Pope Francis says that the mafia adores evil and they are excommunicated.. 
Will there be a horse head in the Vatican bed?

Mafia 'adore evil' and are 'excommunicated', says Pope Francis

The drug of choice..

Pope Francis speaks out against legalized drugs, citing ‘evil’..

No word on whether he will start using grape juice instead of wine in his chalice..

It's all alien to us

The Vatican has been publicly commenting about baptizing aliens for years now—the Pope even did it recently in a ‘joking’ comment.. The man behind the original comment, Vatican astronomer Guy Consolmagno addressed Georgetown University in a commencement address where he specifically talked about his famed alien comments. He admitted aliens are not within our grasp—yet. SETI agrees, as I wrote last night.. they think it will be about 20 years before we realize aliens are among us.. or out there somewhere. Getting closer..

The timing of events so often gives me pause.. Do things happen for a reason? IS there a message in tragedy? A news event did not make too many headlines but I have been thinking deeply about whether there is any potential meaning behind it: Just days before Pope John Paul II is to be declared a saint in front of millions in Rome, a crucifix dedicated to him collapsed and killed a 21-year-old man named Marco Gusmini.

The man was killed instantly .. he was visiting the vilage of Cevo with other younger friends.

There is also some irony: Gusmini lived on a street in Bergamo named John XXII..

By now the eggs are dyed and dried.. the bunnies are sleeping.. the candy wrappers are littering the floors. Easter is over, “he has risen” they say.. but risen from where and to what? Did Christ walk the earth? And if so, was he the son of man? Or a legend.. a myth.. a man?  Is Easter is another pagan treat for the retreaters? Nothing rebellious about a religious holiday that took the rhymes of the reason and turned them Christian.. It worked for the rest, why not for the best.
Horus was first, though.. Jesus just stuck around longer..

Now that your yolk is easy and your burden is light, sit back and watch the HTML as it flies through the air on the website of your choice..

WITH THAT SAID.. Millions of people flock to Rome for the canonization of Pope John Paul II and Pope John XXII .. 

Can someone please explain to me, what is the creepy art that is on wall of the Vatican in the picture? Is that a saint urinating on the right hand side? 

I really get creeped out by art on the walls of the influential and powerful…

I can only imagine some of the other creepy paintings in the Vatican

WHISKEY IN THE JAR-O 

The Queen meets the Pope.. and the Queen actually was 20 minutes late! But I suppose her gift smoothed things over: A bottle of whiskey..

Get ready Vatican.. a whiskey-enthused Pope may soon legalize female priests! 

Condoms and coke on the way to the Vatican

Germans seize a massive cocaine shipment on its way to the VATICAN! 

Say it so Bergoglio!

We know the Pope was once a bouncer.

Maybe he hired on some of the folks he bounced..? But even more on that cocaine shipment story: The package sent to the Vatican from a South American country (yes the Pope is from there) contained 14 condoms filled with the coke.. 

And while no one is accusing Bergoglio of doing anything nefarious, clearly something nefarious is being done by someone..

Anyone have a Cardinal with the sniffles lately?

The peoples' Pope: First he drops the F bomb and now he admits stealing from the casket of a corpse!

Happy lent.

The peoples' Pope: First he drops the F bomb and now he admits stealing from the casket of a corpse!

Pope says the Italian version of the F word

Kiss his Ash, Wednesday

Pope says the Italian version of the F word

Police in Italy remove the “Super Pope” graffiti..

Way to ruin some good clean Catholic fun, Italian police.