Poor man’s polar vortex to make shocking summer return in eastern U.S. next week

Wow….

Hopefully no preview of a coming fall and winter..

Poor man’s polar vortex to make shocking summer return in eastern U.S. next week

My Daily Doodle

Jim Ross set to announce a live match: The Polar Vortex ready to pounce and puke all over the United States again..

This is what the map of the United States may look like next week.. the polar vortex makes a return.. Late in the game, but it’s looking strong and cold..

Ready?

The return of the Polar Vortex:: Frigid Air to Clutch Midwest, Northeast Again Next Week

THIS IS THE WINTER THAT NEVER ENDS..
YES IT GOES ON AND ON MY FRIENDS…

The return of the Polar Vortex:: Frigid Air to Clutch Midwest, Northeast Again Next Week

SCARY POLAR VORTEX STUFF. Stuff I am really sick of hearing about

The 'polar vortex' is coming back. But not really. It will not be as cold as it was earlier this month. And I am really tired of news agencies scaring the long Johns off of everyone. This is winter.. it will be cold. It will snow. You hear that all the time. You want cold? Go back to 1994 in the Northeast when it was so cold, businesses and schools shut down.. People literally could not walk outside. I was 14 during the great American Cold Wave of 1994 and fondly remember it.. being off school was cool—adults had it worse than me at the time. But when you compare THAT winter to this one? I don’t even want to hear people talking about the polar vortex. It’s already the most overused weather expression of the year.. How about start telling people, “Well, WINTER is still here.” In the summer when temps reach 100 or more, what fancy term will we come up with to scare the hell out of everyone?

1994.. when cold waves were king. 


Have a good winter day, everyone.

It's cold

So don’t put your tongue on this website.

.. it may stick.