Pretty big Supreme Court decision today

…they decided that big thing about military valor and lying.

Oh yea, and health care stands, Chief Justice Roberts sided with Obamacare.. and the rest is history.

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE HEALTH CARE

Twas the night before health care,

and all through the White House,

Not a staffer was stirring,

Not even mouse

Eric Holder was ready to endure his censure,

While visions of electoral votes danced in Obama’s head.

And Carney with talking points and Panetta setting a trap,

Had just settled in for a eerie summer’s nap.

When out in the Rose Garden there rose such a clatter!

Michelle sprang from her cheesesteak to see what was the matter!

Away to the window Barack flew in a flash,

Tore open the shutters and hoped for campaign cash.

The Supreme Court showed up with a decision in hand,

Promising to decide whether a mandate will stand.

Congress was there with a censure in plans,

Holder’s contempt will be the vote of the land.

A busy Thursday is coming for sure,

How much more can a White House endure!?

Now Scalia! now Roberts! now Ginsburg and Thomas,

Breyer and Alito, what can you promise?

Kennedy and Kagan, we may know your choice,

Is Sotomayor too new to voice?

We will see in a flash on Thursday for sure,

Censure and health care,

It will be such a chore.

Lady Gaga's semened-smell summer coming

Those summer nights. 

This year, the summer air and early autumn evenings will have a whole new smell, thanks for Lady Gaga’s FAME, her perfume that is set to hit the market soon.

The internet has been abuzz for a year since she dropped hints on what it may smell like. She said apriocots, saffron, honey drops.. oh yes, and blood and semen too.

The fact Lady Gaga is marketing her own perfume is not news in itself. Almost all stars seem to get their own line of essence at department store prices. But Gaga’s include of her own blood extract and an unknown donor’s semen sample has created more than a typical buzz: Some websites are stating that it proves a demonic and even satanic element to Gaga’s persona.  Natural News writes this:

It could all just be one big demonic publicity stunt to market the ugly black liquid packaged in an alien-like, egg-shaped bottle held by what appear to be slender claws. But several sources confirm that Gaga literally used her own DNA to create the scent, which included offering up a blood sample that was actually added to the fragrance batch. Where the alleged semen came from, though, is still unknown.

Besides semen and blood, another scent that lurks deep in FAME is apparently a plant that is termed “Deadly Nightshade.” Starcasm reports more on the ingredient:

One thing that everyone’s pointing out, but not really explaining is the first ingredient: Tears of Belladonna. It sounds like a Irish folk song or a Greek myth, and that’s really not far off base. Belladonna is a poisonous plant that also goes by the term “Deadly Nightshade.” It has been used throughout history as both an anesthetic (pre-Middle Ages) and a poison. All the parts of the plant can be lethal. It would take just a few of the sweet, innocent-looking berries to kill a child (about 20 to topple an adult,) and it would only take ingesting one leaf to kill an adult.

Perhaps the scent of Illuminati is strong with this one.

Rumors everywhere on FAME. And not a drop to drink. That is if you want to drink blood, semen, and poison extract. Most may just stick with Calvin Klein.

 

Of all the things Asbury Park would have to worry about.. this is not one

A council woman wants to do something that hasn’t been done in 40 years: Enforce a ban on people walking around Asbury Park’s boardwalk wearing a bathing suit—suits that even 40 years ago had more ‘clad’ that the semi-clad nature of skimpy swimwear these days.

Those who have been to Asbury Park may wonder why the ban would be needed. The town was once a bastion of family friendly activity and beauty.. riots, racial tension, fires, and fear led to a darker age for Asbury Park starting in the 1970s and extending even into the 21st Century.

On a trip there in 2005, I personally saw a town striving for a new identity, but sheltered on the perimeter by abandoned buildings, moss-covered relics of the past, and few people on the beach .. I don’t think I recall whether I saw bathing suits or not. However there was something very interesting and historic with the area.. something that drew me in.. Something that made me want to give the city in Monmouth County a chance. I would dare say most people who visit Asbury Park as a tourist get a double-pronged feeling: One partially of fear depending on your surroundings and another of awe as you look at the big picture. A visit to the Stone Pony to see someone who may be the next up and coming Someone helps, too.. The Boss played there, after all. As did lots of others..

Recently, a push has been made by residents of Asbury Park to bring dignity and tourists back to the town that once was. Instead of living in the past, some have abandoned the old days and in tribute to the past tried to soar above and beyond them, leading the city into a better place. And it’s working. There is a rebirth of dining and bars.. more stores and higher end markets. It has not been easy for those trying..


Which is why of all the things to be concerned with in Asbury Park, it’s quite surprising that Louise Murray wants to enforce the 40 year old ban on bathing attire. 

CBS in New York reports on what the ban actually says: 

No person clad in bathing attire shall be on the boardwalk or the public sidewalks adjacent thereto

 Murray is 74. She told WCBS 880 that she recalls rules of the beach: You couldn’t go on the boardwalk unless you covered up and had on shoes.  But the town is coming back.

Perhaps $2,000 fines and 90 days in jail won’t help the town recover from its ills of yesteryear but they are the rules of the game and repercussions of the bikini ban.

The state of New Jersey is cutting services. The city of Asbury Park is, too. Though some old friends of the archaic bathing suit ban say they want a return to the modesty that was the Eisenhower era, few think it will occur. The skimpier the better. Or sometimes worse, depending on who is donning the beach-but-not-boardwalk-friendly attire.

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Congress is going to vote whether to hold Attorney General Eric Holder in contempt tomorrow.. but if it was up to these kids, they would just sleep through it, as they did to his speech..

Weather outside not quite frightful--yet

*(Unless you are currently being drenched in Florida by 2 feet of Debby)*

New weather models forecasting extreme heat to blanket the entire East Coast by the weekend. Widespread 90s and 100s expected.. It is currently about 59 degrees outside Coal Speaker home base.. This summer night is more like an early fall evening. But changes are coming. Dog days are on the way.. get the grass mowed early because by high noon some day soon the blistering sun will bake the ground..

More weather models suggest: There is another potential tropical system set to develop some time in early July, potentially around July 8 as a big high develops.

NORA EPHRON, RIP

Note to airline passengers: When you are transporting the ashes of a deceased relative, do your best to avoid the TSA.. the ashes may end up on the floor after an angry confrontation..

Yes it really happened. 

And it made me sick to think it could occur..

Note to airline passengers: When you are transporting the ashes of a deceased relative, do your best to avoid the TSA.. the ashes may end up on the floor after an angry confrontation..

One man serves his genitals, another born with them on her head: No drought in penis stories floating online tonight

Maybe he can blame the radiation?? Japan police are investigating a man who cooked and served his own genitals 

Here’s the nuts and bolts of the story: Mao Sugiyama had his penis and testicles surgically removed in March and kept them frozen for two months before cooking them at a public event in May..

Diners each paid 20,000 yen ($250) for a portion..

And of course there is always a Debbie Downer: The mayor alerted police and now international headlines are being made with news that the event happened. No word on what taste the meal had..

No word on what spices were used.

But the Japan dinner is not the only penis story making headlines on news wires tonight.

Unfortunately something that may give new meaning to the word ‘dickhead’: A baby was born with a penis on her forehead (yes, her).. and yes, her forehead. Of course specialists may address the issue. And hopefully they do.. a dangling penis over someone’s eyes can certainly alter vision for the worse. Prayers with this girl. Not sure if prayers are with the man who served his genitals though.. can’t muster enough energy to grasp that one..

Those wildfires getting even more wild

The situation in Colorado becoming increasingly dire as the wildfire that is advancing advances even more, forcing thousands to leave their homes. .. Among the fallout expected: Tourism will take a hit.. There are thousands of people displaced near Colorado Springs . . Something not helping firefighters continues to be record heat.. Here is a map of where the fire is worst..

If you're awake tonight around 1am

Turn off all the lights in the house, brew some tea, and listen to George Knapp interview David Paulides about strange disappearances on Coast to Coast AM..

He was on in March for the same topic and the show was excellent. No doubt tonight will be as creepy.

A beautiful sunset over Schuylkill County PA

Justice

Creativity flows on Drudge

Sandusky found guilty on 45 of 48.. Bail revoked

Friday night lights

FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS: Dare to make predictions on what the Sandusky jury has decided?

Turn away now! Here's other news of the day

Potential storm brewing in Gulf of Mexico.. watching development..

Update: Anne Curry’s days appear to be numbered on the TODAY show..

Twitter explains downtime.. explains why it ruined millions of peoples’ lives during downtime..

Astronomers discover ‘an odd couple of planets’.. The Kepler spacecraft has detected a pair of extrasolar planets with orbits so close that at times the larger planet looms more than twice the size of the full moon in the second planet’s night sky..

NASA discovers huge ice crater on moon..

Bad moon rising: Moody’s now downgrades banks.. Credit rating slashed .. among the victims: Citigroup, Bank of America, JP Morgan Chase.. Stocks collapsed Thursday in anticipation.. now all eyes on Wall Street Friday to see how investors react..
15 big banks get cut..


The final mile: Sandusky jurors deliberate: Verdict cannot be reported until court is adjourned, according to judge’s rule.. This as news today slashed across wires that the newest accuser of Sandusky is his own son..

Richard Lynch dead

By now you've either heard of or seen kids bullying a bus monitor caught on tape

When I watched it, it simply sparked a deep anger and disgust in my own human race.. How can kids, regardless of their immaturity level, be so horrid in action and words?

So vile and reprehensible in their thoughts?

So vicious in how hurtful they are to a fellow human, one who is crying as they taunt her about her weight?

This video is outrageous .. but only so because it’s real and true.

I teared up for this person.. the KIDS AREN’T ALRIGHT. The Offspring were right..

By now you've either heard of or seen kids bullying a bus monitor caught on tape

Abraham Lincoln becomes a vampire hunter this weekend (midnight showings tonight)

So who is going to see it?

Another creepy must read: Acxiom Corp is little known but knows YOU quite well..

Big brother is here. And corporations run the surveillance state.

Another creepy must read: Acxiom Corp is little known but knows YOU quite well..