This is what store shelves in Toleda Ohio look like right now.. organisms in the water.. not a drop to drink. OR boil. 

A few reports online say that water is clear out empty in stores 25 miles away from Toledo in Delta, OH.. additionally, people are driving as far as Michigan and Indiana to buy bottled water..

In crisis, people either act like amazing patrons of glory or rabid animals looking for a quick piece of human flesh.. In this Twitter picture, we see a car so weighed down by all the water a woman purchased that her car got stuck..

So the bottled water is gone.. remaining: Propel on the right hand side.. Perrier *(I think)* to the left.. but who drinks that..

Finally, there was some good news in the world

Yesterday in Ohio, police were able to find three different girls who were abducted separately but ended up at the same home … They were found alive.. 

It all began with a frantic woman screaming at the door of Charles Ramsay. 
Then a 911 call.

Then they were safe…and families were elated.

Good news, good news.

But, the media is the media.. so Charles Ramsay, the man who helped them get safe and be safe in this situation, is now being mocked for his actions. Breitbart.com says he is the next YouTube sensation. His quotes are priceless:

"I knew something was wrong when a little, pretty white girl ran into a black man’s arms. Something is wrong here. Dead giveaway" "You got some big testicles to pull this off bro. Cuz, we seen this dude everyday!" .. "I barbecued with this dude… We eat ribs and what not, and listen to salsa music!" 

So .. the media is having a good time laughing at Charles Ramsay, most likely because of thinly veiled racism.. But it’s clear that he is a hero.. Well done, good sir, well done Mr. Ramsay!

Soon all across the fruited plane: The fight over unions now heads to Ohio

Soon all across the fruited plane: The fight over unions now heads to Ohio