When prophecy fails

…so will the Camping crowd go to Sunday mass? Did some commit suicide? Did some families break apart? Will ANYONE allow Harold Camping to yell that the world is ending again? I will not lie, I pity the folks that gave up their fortune—but I loathe the man who TOOK fortunes from followers.. Mr. Camping is the worst kind of preacher.. The epitome of a fear mongering money loving man of God. We’ve seen his kind before and will again.. But hopefully this Sunday morning will include soul searching for those who gave up their lives to wait for the end of humanity, even though the Bible they profess teaches no man knows the hour of the doom they hope for.. My rant is done. Until the next preacher comes along.

And who can we thank for the world not ending? Macho Man Randy Savage of course!

Gone Camping?

Sooo… Anyone hear hear from Reverend Apocalypse yet? Awkwaaaard…

If I lose followers today I'll assume they were raptured

A quick note..

Had a conversation with a believer of the rapture—though she doesn’t buy it’s going to be tomorrow.. If I have some time later I’ll try to write a little more in depth on my thoughts….. That is of course if any of us really have time left.

An unsettling Friday evening thought

My net worth is pitiful, and even more pitiful when compared the $72 million Family Radio May 21 nuts…. And im laughing at them?.. While they laugh their way to the post-rapture bank to cash in their end of time fortune…

Rapture ready? Not a chance

I’m going to the grocery store for my order in case I’m not taken body and soul to a heavily heavenly feast… So any hints or suggestions on a rapture ready grocery list?

DO YOU REALLY THINK THIS MAN KNOWS WHEN THE END WILL OCCUR?
Christian who believe the end of the world and their rapture will come on Saturday, May 21, will likely not be attending, but nonbelievers of the Doomsday predictions are planning parties for Saturday.. And if the world does indeed end, no worry of a hangover on Sunday morning..

The real question is, after the world continues to operate as normal on Sunday, will the Christians go back to Church and pray about why their were not taken? … or sleep in..?

But Harold Camping’s camp is standing firm on its dire predictions that God will save them on Saturday and leave the rest of the world to suffer until October, when the plug gets pulled on the rest of us..
No fear from other preachers, though, who are lining up against the father of fear..

One day in May: The end of it all? … or just another day.
I think deep down we know the answer.

But just in case Camping is right and the end is here, there is a company that will provide a kind service to you: Taking care of your pet after the rapture.. 

WHO’S BRINGING NACHOS?! ‘RAPTURE PARTIES’ BEING SET FOR MAY 21

A Christian group is urging the world to get ready for the end times—end times that are set to begin May 21.. This Saturday. The rapture is coming, rapture ready followers of the doomsday prediction are getting ready for their immediate trip to heaven scheduled for this weekend.

The rest of us, the prediction so says, will have to wait until October for our demise. We will face the tribulation while the caravan of Christians, warning the world, will be in heaven watching the earth’s last dramatic days..

But.. my question posed here now: What will this group do on Sunday morning, the day after the end times.. the day after they were set to be raptured.. the day after they predicted the end of the world would occur. Will they attend Sunday mass or just leave religion altogether?

 Some are jokingly planning post-rapture looting on Facebook.

And I guess if the rapture happens, it won’t be jokingly..
Let the strangeness begin..

Are you rapture ready?

If not, get there by May 21, 2011, when the world, apparently, will end…

This, at least, according to a loosely organized Christian group trying to get the end of days message out through billboards, RVs, the internet, and whatever other means of communication exists in 2011.

But if the end doesn’t happen on 5/21/11, don’t think for a second that the prophecy is wrong.. . Oh no, no no.. As one supporter says, it just means that if you’re still here after 5/21 you have not been raptured.

"If May 21 passes and I’m still here, that means I wasn’t saved. Does that mean God’s word is inaccurate or untrue? Not at all"

Are you rapture ready?