NYPD have been stopping people and asking them to upgrade to iOS7

I guess stop and frisk was replaced with stop and upgrade..? odd times, odd times..

NYPD have been stopping people and asking them to upgrade to iOS7

The new fad word of the year you’ll hear .. before the end of the year: iPosture.

Apparently people are hunched over so much anymore that their backs are becoming disfigured.

At least one survey conducted concludes that almost 90% of the youthful ignorants are suffering from back issues..

The days of sitting up straight are over. 

Virtually over..

And if you’re in a generation that still remembers your mom telling you to sit up straight, no fear! You’ll have problems, too! Apparently the new iOS 7 is truly making people ill..