"I want to look in your eyes, Vlad, Georgie liked you. Didn’t he call you Pootie Poot?"

"Oh did I tell you what I have been doing lately? My government can track EVERY phone call ever, and we even tracked Dimitri’s activity a few years ago!"

"Oh like YOU never did it, Mr. KGB!"

"Hey Barack, you may have a state of the art domestic spying program, but do you have a Super Bowl ring?"

"I don’t know what made me think we can start this relationship again. We’re through!"

Looks like a very,  very awkward first date.

"We have nothing in common, O"

"I can’t believe Bush liked this guy"

Did Obama violate our privacy? Did China really ask us what WE are doing? Did Vlad the Impaler actually steal that Super Bowl ring in 2005? It's G8 time

Obama and Putin at the G8.. So many issues: Syria, weapons.. the Syrian ‘rebels’ who are devouring human flesh.. .. oh, and that newfound tension now that the GUARDIAN reported that past events may have been … screened.

President Obama does not think Americans’ privacy has been violated..

A new Firefox plugin warns of NSA surveillance..

CHINA is asking the UNITED STATES to explain internet surveillance.. Did you ever think you’d see that headline with the nations in the order that they are written?

Obama polls crashing: THE US has lost that loving feeling..

Vlad denies stealing a Super Bowl ring (*but anyone who remembers seeing the video will clearly remember he did*)

Another Sunday night, another GUARDIAN doozy: GCHQ intercepted foreign politicians' communications at G20 summits

Exclusive: phones were monitored and fake internet cafes set up to gather information from allies in London in 2009

If the Edward Snowden story has not had global ramifications, it certainly will now.. this is a barn burner of a GUARDIAN  exclusive..

Another Sunday night, another GUARDIAN doozy: GCHQ intercepted foreign politicians' communications at G20 summits