Monday, April 7, 2014

Toddlerus maxiumus

While the family was getting ready for work and day care today, I overheard my son Ayden tell my wife Tara, “Mommy, get daddy I want to tell him something.”  I melted with joy at his innocent little voice, almost whispering to my wife.. I was sure of it: He was proud of something. Maybe he built something, stacked pillows the right way, or had a profound thought about the meaning of TOM AND JERRY KIDS..


I walked back, smiling with anticipation..


My son Ayden was set for school…coat on, hat on..one hand in his pocket and juice in the other. He laughed when he saw me.. I said, “Yes Ayden?”


Ayden replied, 


"Daddy, you have a big ass."


Shock and awe.. I wanted to laugh out loud.. But Tara and I just looked at him, half smiling, and said, “where did you learn that?” He said, “I don’t know, but it’s a funny word.”


He is right.. it is a funny word.
I guess in his defense, it is in the Bible, right?

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