Saturday, July 28, 2012

The darker they rise the lighter they fall

The more they rise, the more they fall.. this DARK KNIGHT falls hard.. This weekend’s developing box office story may be just how much THE DARK KNIGHT RISES has fallen in money when compared to last week.. Industry insiders predicted the film would have staying power, but on Friday Warner Bros and experts were amazed at the startling speed down that ticket sales have taken.. Insiders say there has been a 76% drop.. Could it be the week of news about James Holmes? Fear of a dark theater? Madness used to be confined to the screen. Now it’s in the audience.. Watching the rest of the weekend to see if the slide continues.. 

Are you all machete ready? Lady Gaga will make her acting debut in MACHETE KILLS.. and the poster has been revealed.

Ebola back in Uganda, according to a report


"Laboratory investigations done at the Uganda Virus Research Institute…have confirmed that the strange disease reported in Kibaale is indeed Ebola hemorrhagic fever," the Ugandan government and WHO said in joint statement.



Ebola back in Uganda, according to a report

Disturbing story from Maryland.. cops say they thwarted another DARK KNIGHT massacre by arresting a man claiming to be the joker and threatening to blow things up..

Good job Maryland police. 
Things are getting strange. 


Disturbing story from Maryland.. cops say they thwarted another DARK KNIGHT massacre by arresting a man claiming to be the joker and threatening to blow things up..

The me generation meets the education system: A student is suing his teacher and a school district about a C+ grade

Interestingly enough, back last century before I myself graduated in ‘99, there were times I prayed for at least a C+…


The me generation meets the education system: A student is suing his teacher and a school district about a C+ grade

Biking during the Olympics

Biking at an exponential speed is hard enough during the Olympics. . but London’s summer heat coupled with fans breaking the safety rules and almost standing directly in front of Olympic bikers just for a snapshot on their camera makes things a little worse. Sure, these problems have been around since I guess bikes themselves. But watching some coverage this morning of racing, I am amazed with how no one is being hit or injured by athletes..

IT AIN'T 08! PHELPS BARELY QUALIFIES

IT AIN'T 08! PHELPS BARELY QUALIFIES

I get confused and horrified by some of the Google searches that lead to my site

And I often don’t get them. I have nothing on here about dismembered genitals. But someone came across this little hole on the net by searching for that very term, albeit the person’s search was more offensive than  the one I used. So now I need to think about my writings, my musings, and my terms… 

So I am curious to know out there: What is your favorite sport of the Olympics if you have one, and are you going to be watching?

I missed this from a week or so ago,  but watched it now. David Letterman got political again .. this time on the topic of fracking. He said we are screwed. Can you argue with that?

So they got rid of softball and baseball but kept badminton?

How terrible.


Bloody terrible. 

Speaking of the parade of nations..

Don’t get me wrong, I am not a crazed person who worships the youth or beauty of someone’s face. Beauty is skin deep and under wonderful skin is often ugly creatures that deserve no time.


But I will say this: While trying to ignore the political talk banter of Matt Lauer and Bob Costas last night (is it me or were they just checking Wikipedia ever time they saw a new nation?) I was struck with how beautiful all the athletes are. Well, some Romanians scared me, and I certainly wouldn’t cross the flag bearer from South Africa. 


The athletes were just immersed in makeup and wonderful attire. And their hair was perfect.. their cameras were out. Oh, and at least 15 condoms each wait for them when they exit Olympic stadium.

Whenever I see Queen Elizabeth, my American mind can’t help but think about the first NAKED GUN movie with Leslie Neilsen ended up on top of her when she fictitiously visited Los Angeles. But a true unappreciated scene of that movie was just how board she was at the fictitious Dodgers baseball game.


Fast forward about 20 years to reality: The Queen was snapped picking her nails just when Great Britain marched into Olympic stadium for the parade of nations, the culmination of excitement for the crowd after seeing all the other member states come in. Perhaps it was all those countries with ‘anias’ or “stans’ that forced the Queen to become tired by the spectacle. She did, after all, jump out of a chopper, right?


Here is the story from Yahoo! Sports on the subject. Even the UK TELEGRAPH said that the Queen and the Royal Family looked bored.

Friday, July 27, 2012

Now it feels like summer

There has been heat wave after heat wave. Droughts abundant. The Mississippi River is drying up and corn crops are obliterated. But it truly didn’t feel like summer until the parade of nations in London. The Olympics will take our minds off of real life for a while.


The irony is these nations that march in together and place their flags side by side often hate each other and are confined to wars with each other. 


We are in the 21st century but yet so many of the people from countries coming in are leaving a homeland of disease, death, and pestilence. 


The modern era is still a stone age for some. 


But the games are beginning..


Tears .. Gold medals .. high drama. High expectations. And high security.


Let there be peace on each for two weeks but a battle in sports! 
Let there be peace on earth after that too. Too hard to ask?


Yea.. I guess so. 

This was the Queen after her pretend entrance. Did they try to make it look like she really did parachute in?


Her cameo in the James Bond style joke is the talk of British papers already.

The Queen’s grand entrance.. 

Olympics British style.. Mr. Bean brings down the house in London

NO TIME FOR TEA! THE QUEEN DECLARES THE GAMES ARE OPEN!

NO TIME FOR TEA! THE QUEEN DECLARES THE GAMES ARE OPEN!

The Games begin. In drenching rains.


Not that I can see it live. Thanks NBC and other media.

AND THEY BEGIN! 


2012 LONDON. Opening ceremony now. Later in the USA time zones


You read that right. While the Olympics opening ceremonies are occurring as I type (4pm on the East Coast of North America) the United States won’t be privy to the might and majesty of the occasion until PRIME TIME. NBC did issue some type of bogus press release high in PR as to why Americans will wait longer than other Earthlings to view the ceremony. 


The real reason, of course, comes down to the traditional thing TV network execs care about: Ratings. Business INSIDER reports on that part of the story.


Maybe you can follow on Twitter. Find your favorite British Tweeter now. It just will lack the majesty of something broadcast on the TEE VEE..


24/7 news cycle? Internet age? 


TIME DELAYS baby. The old meets the new!

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