I had a huge bag of plastic bottles, cardboard, and paper, to take to the recycling. Until a skunk sprayed it.

It happened on Friday. I have been feeling guilty ever since. I have no choice but to … throw it away into the landfill with all the other trash.

But … then again, what’s my little bad compared to the giant cesspool that has become the Pacific ocean, right?

So.. I’m trying to feel less guilty about this.

Help me.

(And why can’t we just find a planet that will be our trash dump? Come on, NASA, there’s trillions of possibilities.)

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-7Yxel2gHM?feature=oembed&enablejsapi=1&origin=http://safe.txmblr.com&wmode=opaque&w=500&h=374]

Since NBC is making us all feel older (but not wiser) with a replay of the 1990s SNL… why not go with it. Here’s GARBAGE with WHEN I GROW UP. Where were you when the song was being played too much on radio? I was going into my senior year.. the world was ahead of me.. as it may have been with you. 

And where are we now..?

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)