Just when your body thought it was safe, this comes along: Cap’n Crunch and Taco Bell are teaming up for a gooey new dessert.  My stomach nearly turned to rot when I read the headline alone..

Wing fling.. Seriously America, calm yourselves down

Americans prepared to eat 1.25 billion chicken wings on Sunday during the Super Bowl.. 

And how many toilet flushes will that equal across the fruited plain?