Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Serial cucumber masturbator sentenced

Not an ONION article or other of satire, but certainly one with satiric potential. The UK METRO, in all its gossipy nature, reports this: The 49-year-old Frederick Davis was in a library in Toronto Canada when he was recognized by staff as the man who was seen masturbating in the library with one hand and grasping a cucumber in his other..


Serial cucumber masturbator sentenced

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