The Coal Speaker

The mass face sitting begins.

Some 500 protesters will gather outside Parliament on Friday to take part in a mass “facesitting” in demonstration against new “draconian” porn laws which have banned the screening of acts largely associated with female pleasure.

These protests will feature women sitting no men’s faces. Also included: Whipping, female ejaculation, spanking and fisting—all banned by the new regulations for online porn in the UK.

Should be quite an interesting day of voicing concerns about civil liberties and the freedom of expressing. And female ejaculations.