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But did they superimpose a bump on your crotch? Or is that Sasha Fierce coming out?

Take a bow..

The President is in Japan. He had time to meet ASIMO, the Advanced Step in Motivative Mobility. 

ASIMO is a robot. When President Obama met it, he bowed.
The robot didn’t bow back..

Obama has been criticized in the past for bowing to world leaders—though he’s not the first.. Remember those photos of the Bush family exchanging hugs and kisses with Middle Eastern kings?

Nonetheless, the height of absurdity appears to be the leader of the free world with the poor middle class bowing to a machine.. 

The AP reports it this way:

The voice was slightly halting, childlike. “Welcome to Miraikan, Mr. President, it is a pleasure to meet you.”

President Barack Obama bowed, looking delighted.

His greeter, after all, was a 55-inch-tall, give or take, humanoid robot with the look of a diminutive Star Wars storm trooper.

"It’s nice to meet you, too," Obama said, pausing to watch the robot, named ASIMO, perform during a tour of the National Museum of Emerging Science and Innovation.

Despite Obama’s background in constitutional law, there’s a presidential geek side that always seems charmed, if not bemused, by technological advances.

Asimo, made by Honda, announced “I can really run fast” before loping toward a soccer ball and informing Obama, “I can kick a soccer ball, too.”

The already bizarre photo op got weirder, it actually almost looked like Obama’s face was wincing in pain as he realized what a strange conundrum of PR he got himself into..

ASIMO then kicked a soccer ball at Obama.. the President’s face appeared to get a bigger smile but it seemed to be coupled with a clinched jaw of uncomfortable feelings..

In the end, the AP reports:

"I have to say the robots were a little scary," he said afterward. "They were too life-like."

MH370: Radar Detected UFO Before Jet Goes Missing; Malaysian Air Force Head Reportedly Confirms Sightings

The search for the ill-fated Malaysian Airlines Flight 370 continues, but to no avail, mysteries still hover over the disappearance of the jet-passenger along with the 239 people on board. More than a month since it vanished, a new theory has emerged that would surely trigger debates about the existence of unidentified flying objects.

Note the source on this article: The INTERNATIONAL BUSINESS TIMES..

However, the article is mocking in tone. The TIMES reports on internet conspiracy theorists and bloggers online who allege UFOs had some sort of nefarious action that abducted the plane from the skies..

But logical people—the ones who wear their tin foil hats a little loose on top—don’t bring up the UFO theory as one to claim the pilot and plane’s passengers were taken to the planet Pop Tart. They bring it up to imply a theory not mentioned much on any news story: That a meteor may have struck or potentially been near Flight 370 on the fateful night it vanished from radar and our world itself.. 

Early in this story, Malaysian officials said that they were investigating an ‘unidentified flying object’ around the time the plane vanished, as seen on this UK TELEGRAPH wrap of the timeline (see the page about halfway down) .. 

Early this morning some wreckage that ended up on Australia’s coast line was thought to be from Flight 370. As expected, this was not the case. Hours ago, that wreckage was ruled to  have nothing to do with flight 370..

MH370: Radar Detected UFO Before Jet Goes Missing; Malaysian Air Force Head Reportedly Confirms Sightings

Texas robbery victim forced kill his dog with his bare hands after cop shoots it for barking

Texas robbery victim forced kill his dog with his bare hands after cop shoots it for barking

If you are a photography enthusiast, this story will amaze you. The secret behind some amazing photos of Americana..

Hello Kitty..

Avril Lavinge back with a ‘slightly offensive’ song: HELLO KITTY. I know I will get emails about it, so I will just say it first: Yes, the first thing I thought of was the Project Monarch Sex Kitten programming.. EONLINE said the video will leave you ‘sad and confused.’ Or maybe creeped out..?

Way to go Justin Bieber.. maybe now you’ll start the next World War because of your posing at the shrine where war criminals are buried.

Magazine cover featuring a breast-feeding Spider-Man dressed woman is being banned from Facebook and newstands.. HIP MAMA writes the story about its Mother’s Day cover here.. TIME magazine tested the breast waters back in 2012, but their image was tame compared to the fully nude HIP mag cover. There was even controversy in 2013 when the NEW YORK TIMES published the top half of a nipple on its font page... I think we, as citizens need to mature and realize what ‘porn’ actually is.. it’s certainly NOT a natural act of breast feeding a child,..  Why must our society continue to make innocent things perverse..?

Nike, iPods and Barbies among brands appearing on school tests

Nike, Barbie, iPod and even Mug Root Beer all appeared in a recent New York Common Core standardized English test taken by more than a million students in grades three to eight.

Pretty sickening..

Nike, iPods and Barbies among brands appearing on school tests

Camille Paglia: The Drinking Age Is Past Its Prime

The age 21 rule sets the United States apart from all advanced Western nations, and it has pushed kids toward pills and other anti-social behavior.

Go Camille!!

Camille Paglia: The Drinking Age Is Past Its Prime

Asteroids cause dozens of nuclear-scale blasts in Earth's atmosphere

Asteroids cause dozens of nuclear-scale blasts in Earth's atmosphere

No dissent allowed in the Philippines apparently.. fire hoses are now being turned on protesters in the nation as Filipinos protest President Obama’s visit to that nation.. 

NBC reports that some protesters had signs saying “OBAMA NOT WELCOME”.. Not a terrible or awful thing to put on a sign.. but fire hoses apparently are the only way to deal with those  who speak out against another nation’s dignitary.. 

Politico Writes Eulogy For Sunday Shows

I think they are dead.

I watched these religiously before I grew up and realized they were scripted and fake.

Politico Writes Eulogy For Sunday Shows

inothernews:

When the landlord met the new tenant.

The future of food production is vertical: And it may destroy Monsanto?? According to an interesting article in Motley Fool, vertical farming is springing up from Singapore to Pennsylvania and with amazing results. 

The future of farming is high in the sky and imaginative. And sorry Monsanto, but pesticides will not be needed.. Maybe we can have our bees back. Clean food coming? Hopefully not just for the rich and famous..

LILO THE SNITCH

Lilo whoa!: Lindsay Lohan now forced to explained leaked sex list in which she wrote about the 36 men she had relations with in her 27 years of life .. 

So people will mock and parade her personal life around almost as much as she does..

But before you slam to hard: She also revealed in the Betty Ford inspired list that she had a miscarriage.. 

Oh and one more thing: Justin Timberlake is on the list.. Trousersnake gets around..but few mock him for his generous sexual escapades. Women always get the stigma more than men. Unfair.

Anyone check Timberflake lately for creepy crawlers in his NSYNC?

4/21 hit:

Bring your Own Bongs: We were gonna crack eggs but they we got high.. 4/20 was Easter, but what seemed to matter more to many was that it was 4/20.. A public smoke out took place as a white cloud of pot smoke shrouded a park in Colorado.. 

Composing Only 5% of the World Population, Americans Take 50% of All Pharmaceutical Drugs

See America, you can be number one at something!

Composing Only 5% of the World Population, Americans Take 50% of All Pharmaceutical Drugs

Another year, another fireball: Russia’s skies lit up again as a massive ball of light soars.. A side note: When I watched this fireball light the sky up on the dash cam video posted from Russia, it reminded me almost exactly of what I saw over my own home base in Pennsylvania a few days back.. Something is falling. Hopefully the pink stars stay up..

And as we watch the dash cam over Russia picking up the big ball of light, read this: NASA is pretty much saying a city-destroying asteroid NOT hitting earth at this point is simply a case of blind luck.. I constantly wonder if the powers that sorta-be are always trying to prep us for the big one. The ender.. the game changer.. the burst of light through a night sky that will shake us to the core and shake our buildings to the floor…

(Source: http://www.cnn.com/)

Bryan Singer has an alibi: He was NOT in Hawaii during the sex orgies, he says..According to what TMZ knows, he has credit cards to prove he was filming X-MEN in Toronto.. 

BUT…

But this may be big coming tomorrow: Easter Eggs are going to be flowing as the Bryan Singer accuser, Michael Egan III, will apparently be filing MORE Hollywood sex lawsuits Monday.. Other Hollywood ‘insiders’ will be sued as a statute of limitations date looms Thursday.. The Hollywood sign  may be rocked by scandal..