Mr. Bean in a more serious light at today’s Royal ceremony. but despite his dire scowl, I just can’t get past fish biting his nose or him with a turkey stuck on his head…

A party not fit for commoners

The Royal wedding day ends with bacon butties and fry ups at a late night party of 300.. drinks on Harry. He best hope no one has a camera for the embarrassing moments ..

The hatless woman.. A scandal worthy of .. Well, very little attention

But since once real news reporters are now gossiping about it, so too does this site: it’s true, David Cameron’s wife did not wear a hat.. and it looked like she didn’t care a bit.. The Queen might.

Mrs. Obama offended the Queen once too.. As I’m sure so did Lt. Frank Drebin .. Things happen. Hats sometimes don’t.

SO NOW THAT THERE IS A ROYAL WEDDING, DOES ONE-TIME COMMONER KATE NOW GET THE FULL SCALE ROYAL TREATMENT?

And by that I mean.. does she get her own personal Groom of the Stool? It would certainly be unfair were she to not.

This kiss this kiss

Just got an AP NEWS ALERT that William and Kate exchanged a short kiss… An AP alert?! A kiss is breaking news worthy?! The news has become this shallow… As the tornadoes roll on

Kate Middleton does look good, for all my mocking.. But I just wonder what goes through her mind right now…

The latest image from the Royal wedding

JUST WHEN I THOUGHT THE PLIGHT OF THE POOR, THE VICTIMS OF TORNADOES, AND THE LAND OF JAPAN ALL MATTERED.. I REALIZED..

IT’S ROYAL WEDDING TIME!

And that, my friends, is what really matter.

Royalty marrying.. The kings and queens—with some added flavor of dictators thrown in—all watching the pomp and circumstance of the Royals. Don’t drink beer in front of the queen, though. My God, how ‘common’ do ARE YOU anyway!? Wine.. that’s the ticket. Just wine.

Wining and dining with the rich and famous—and many not famous but still mega-rich.

By the way… what exactly is Prince William’s last name? The question has surged by 1200% this week. He is in the line of the Saxe-Coburg-Gotha family.

And just in time for the Royal wedding here is some pretty interesting reading to say the least.

Raise a glass!! Toast! But just not, I suppose, to history…?

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Metallica - For Whom The Bell Tolls

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See, you should have been a Red Sox fan

See, you should have been a Red Sox fan

There is a time when it's better to play with yourself. I suppose pun not intended.

Sony is now the latest with a black eye of data theft—this one affecting millions of users.

MORE: 

Sony faces global legal action over data theft

Enjoying your high-priced oil? Like spending big bucks filling up the tank? So does Exxon--which has now seen its best first quarter profit since 2008

Enjoying your high-priced oil? Like spending big bucks filling up the tank? So does Exxon--which has now seen its best first quarter profit since 2008

Another alarming piece of information on the tornado outbreak: It caused three nuclear reactors in Alabama to shut and knocked out 11 high-voltage power lines

Another alarming piece of information on the tornado outbreak: It caused three nuclear reactors in Alabama to shut and knocked out 11 high-voltage power lines

A NEW DAY: If a Marine spots two men in his battalion kissing off-duty at a shopping mall, he should react as if he were seeing a man and woman

This among many new rules that the Marines are being trained on in the post-Don’t Ask Don’t Tell world

A NEW DAY: If a Marine spots two men in his battalion kissing off-duty at a shopping mall, he should react as if he were seeing a man and woman

Absolute destruction in so many places tonight.. Truly a sad event for so many.

Millions without power.. millions affected by massive storms rolling across the United States..

What an amazing night .. history made. Living through history is never good.. and this outbreak of tornadoes is just that way: Not good.

Amazing video.. frightening developments.. Sad night for so many without food and shelter. 

Nothing said or done will bring back the 280+ lives not on earth tonight that were living their lives last night at this time..

A comic book spoiler site reporting that SUPERMAN is going to renounce his US citizenship over geo-political events.

But that’s ok. We still have BATMAN. That is unless he moved his assets offshore due to the financial crisis and invested heavily in different nations.

Can’t trust any superhero these days.

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WOW..

JUST WOW.

PRAYERS FOR TUSCALOOSA

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NOON TORNADO UPDATE

NOON TORNADO UPDATE

A massive death toll has resulted from storms rolling across the United States, with the most deadly being in six southern states..

People are being pulled out from the rubble of their own homes.. Storms have devastated major portions of the South—and now with over 600 tornadoes for the month of April, there has been a new weather record.

Survivors are recounting their tornado encounters..

Latest: At least 214 dead..

Deadly storms roll..

Aftermath in Alabama: Photos..

NEW: Tornado warning issued for parts of Pennsylvania and New Jersey as storms roll east..

Flash flood watches..

Major catastrophe..

Worst in Alabama History..

A few days ago, Accuweather forecaster Henry Margusity was right when he predicted that this week would be deadly..And now today he is forecasting that the last day of storms *until Sunday* may bring tornado threats to New York City through North Carolina..

Prayers today for a nation seemingly devastated by the wrath of Mother Nature at her most brutal and uncaring time..

Can we just get a sunny day, please?

TOTAL DISASTER

Dozens of tornadoes in six different states.. over 200 dead.. injuries.. destruction.. Developing.