Love the giant peacock outfit.. along with the F you muppets.
Sunday, February 13, 2011
I moved on from Bieber fever to Bieber diarrhea
Although I think we’re seeing him go through puberty live on stage
If I would have written GRENADE
Sure Bruno Mars is famous and makes 1000% more than I do, but I think his song GRENADE would have been better if, at the end, he would have said he would even do ‘something’ (add your own word) ‘to David Spade for you’ ..
Second best of the night: Muse
And I forgot how much I liked the meaning of UPRISING until I heard it again
The egg is hatched: Gaga rocking out the Grammys
I have a feeling it will be the performance of the night.
Nifty camera work
And thank goodness for a delay.. otherwise a lot more people right now would be talking about how Christina Aguilera fell during the Grammys..
Eggland
Two random thoughts..
- One has to admit that it is most likely very hot in Lady Gaga’s egg
- Schools will be banning egg-entrances this May for high school proms.
So she's arriving in an egg..
What are we thinking on an outfit? Egg shells..? Feathers..? Perhaps green eggs? Maybe at this point, nothing. Because it’s only now “nothing” that will shock more than the somethings she’s been giving us
Guinness declares world record
E! broadcasting the largest collection of Lady Gaga impersonators ever. Really..? Never been to one of her concerts apparently..
Grammy 2011: The nominees
The notables:
1. Record Of The Year
Nothin’ On You vs Love The Way You Lie vs F*** You vs Empire State Of Mind vs Need You Now
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The Fame Monster takes on Teenage Dream (and others) for album of the year..Song of the year: Beg Steal or Borrow vs F*** You vs The House that Built Me vs Love the way You Lie vs Need You Now..
The best new artist of the year nominees:
Justin Bieber
Drake
Florence & The Machine
Mumford & Sons
Esperanza Spalding
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Grammy 2011: The nominees
Seeing a lot of JC PENNEY links on Google lately? The New York TIMES tells us why
How is JC PENNEY able to get its store site to come up on Google when a user does a search for practically anything? It’s actually quite fascinating.. David Segal of the TIMES reports:
If you own a Web site, for instance, about Chinese cooking, your site’s Google ranking will improve as other sites link to it. The more links to your site, especially those from other Chinese cooking-related sites, the higher your ranking. In a way, what Google is measuring is your site’s popularity by polling the best-informed online fans of Chinese cooking and counting their links to your site as votes of approval.
But even links that have nothing to do with Chinese cooking can bolster your profile if your site is barnacled with enough of them. And here’s where the strategy that aided Penney comes in. Someone paid to have thousands of links placed on hundreds of sites scattered around the Web, all of which lead directly to JCPenney.com.
Seeing a lot of JC PENNEY links on Google lately? The New York TIMES tells us why
Normally people wish they would be in a position high enough to be invited to the PLAYBOY mansion
But today they, and me, are quite happy to acknowledge our lowness of the pedestal of life.. For we do NOT have respiratory problems that about 100 guests of a weekend party now have..
Various sources update us:
Strange mystery illness strikes the PLAYBOY mansion..
PLAYBOY breakout..
Health investigators probe the mansion..
Mystery illness..
TMZ: A hundred people may have contracted a respiratory disease similar to Legionnaires’..
Eggcelent Gaga
Supposedly tonight, Lady Gaga’s Grammy performance is going to somehow, someway, involve a giant egg. Perhaps she’ll wear ham for the occassion..
Eggcelent Gaga
Saturday, February 12, 2011
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Happy Saturday. Or something.
(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)
Stay off the crack, drink chocolate milk and enjoy every moment - that’s all I’ve got
Charlie Sheen’s advice to students as reported here: Charlie Sheen warns students off drugs and to stick to chocolate milkshake
I think we all can agree with Charlie Sheen’s milk advice. Although I don’t expect to see him on a milk ad any time soon, unless they let him put the white around his nose rather than his upper lip.
Friday, February 11, 2011
It’s been a long day.. Longer night.
Heavy-minded events took place after the 8pm hour this evening.. a death in the family and a potential death for a family pet. Friday night lights a bit dimmer this evening.
Here’s hoping everyone in Tumblrland and the rest of the world too had a fantastic day and has an even more fantastic night..
And until this website should happen to update again, good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight.
Some other news bits of interest from the day
So much for that: Kill switch given to “DO NOT TRACK” internet privacy bill in the House despite support from key players in Congress.
Foot bone shows: We walked 3.2 million years ago.. MORE.. A foot bone from a species made famous by the 1974 discovery of the specimen called Lucy had arched feet like modern humans
"Hoax" in the Holy Land: "Proven fake"
Chandra Levy’s killer sentenced: 60 years..
6.8 quake: Chile..
Governator returning to acting..
Video infant baby monitors being recalled after death of two children..
Science works on a modern approach to finding an ET..
The new Madonna song Lady Gaga song released BORN THIS WAY..
Does Gaga owe debt to Madonna?
Our Lady of Gaga?
She’s just being Miley: Cyrus to host Saturday Night Live..
UPI: Billy Joel is shrugging off remarks made by his old touring buddy, Elton John, who called him an alcoholic coasting on fear and laziness
The upcoming CELEBRITY APPRENTICE looks like an absolute train wreck..
…and the Donald wants to run for president..?
Any news on the baby!??!!?
Thank you for asking, friend..
We’re entering into crunch time.. Any time within the next two weeks..
Tonight, I literally felt a hand, or foot, pushing through my wife’s stomach.. It amazed me at how strong this kid is.
We’re in for it.
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A blast from the past! So happy I came across this little memory of the late 90s glory of LATE NIGHT WITH CONAN O’BRIEN and the guy who had bullet proof legs..
(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)
The Patriot Act is literally the destruction of the 4th Amendment. That’s what it’s all about.
Ron Paul CPAC 2011 (via evilteabagger)
My range of emotions after listening to BORN THIS WAY, Lady Gaga’s new song released today
- Is she saying “I’m a donut with Jay” or “I a bonus with hay” ?? .. Oh BORN this way.. got it..
- I wonder if Madonna knows she took her 1980s style..?
- Eh.. not the best song..
Within minutes.. I’m whistling BORN THIS WAY and saying, “Damn you Stephanie, you have a song stuck in my head again! Damn you!”
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Be at peace throughout the long night.. Goodnight all.
Three Little Birds — Tracy Chapman
(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)
Thursday, February 10, 2011
Your head may hurt trying to understand the situation in Egypt
Mine does. But as the best I can describe, this is what occurred today:
News from Egypt was instantly interesting today when rumors surfaced that Hosni Mubarak would resign as President.. confimed later by Leon Panetta of the CIA.. Later in the day, Mubarak did NOT resign but instead, the Vice President of Egypt told protesters to go home.. Nothing to see here. Keep moving. Until Friday, when protesters in Egypt plan a large demonstration on Hosni’s palace. The ball is in the military’s court now..
Now.. why? Well that’s anyone’s guess.
Reaction..
As expected, major anger building in Egypt as protesters digest Mubarak’s decision to stay
Third eye blind...
Remember that professor who implanted a third eye in his head? Extreme pain is leading him to take it out..
Third eye blind...
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Goodnight all..
Bruce Springsteen - I’m going down
(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
You are what you eat, even when you're not quite sure what it is you're eating
Two studies confirm what people assume: 1) Students’ IQs are affected by their diets.. And 2) diet soda affects diets, and even could cause strokes..
Strokes rising fast in youth and middle aged populations..
…rise tied to diet sodas..
Another study concludes that a poor diet leads to a student’s lower IQ..
While the search for life continues on Jupiter's moon, the question of whether other life is visiting earth continues here
While we are looking for ‘them,’ maybe they found us..?
The UFO hoax? CBS news reports on the holy land UFO sighting and video..
Another website offers ‘proof’ of UFO at the Dome..
Croatia sees fireball..
What will happen on April 13, 2036? The Russians say an asteroid collision with earth.. NASA says not..
THE FCC WON'T LET US BE
Just a few FCC related news links of the day — one a repeat from yesterday..
FCC ties broadband to Obama jobs agenda..
FCC crackdown begins today: They are looking for cellular and GPS jammers..
The FCC has also set the stage for nationwide presidential alerts.. coming to a digital device near you..
Shaking in the South: What is it?
Booms in the South: what is shaking the Southeast of the United States? .. a town in Arkansas is getting a dozen earthquakes a day..
Perhaps an urgently important read: Global stock exchanges unite!?
CNBC reports it:
Germany’s Deutsche Boerse is in advanced talks to buy NYSE Euronext, and the London Stock Exchange has agreed to buy Canadian stock market operator TMX, as exchanges globally look for ways to boost their markets and cut costs
Perhaps an urgently important read: Global stock exchanges unite!?
The tale of the shirtless Congressman..
According to reports tonight, a Congressman has left his post red faced and .. apparently bare chested.
FOX news reports it like this:
Rep. Christopher Lee resigned from office Wednesday after a report claimed the married Republican congressman sent a shirtless photo of himself to a woman on
More here:
Rep. Chris Lee, R-NY, Resigns After Shirtless Craigslist Photo Surfaces
I have taken a decision to cancel the move to ‘winter’ time starting from autumn of the current year
A quote from President Dmitry Medvedev of Russia, as reported by Russian news agencies.
Sure the cold war is over.. but I just love how Russian news agencies re-report what Medvedev said.. He decided. He canceled. So sayseth the shepard, so sayseth the Pootie Poot.
Additionally, Dmitry Medvedev’s hatred of daylight savings time didn’t stop there. He went on,
This really disturbs the human biorhythm. It’s just irritating. People either oversleep or wake up early and don’t know what to do with the hour.
So here we have the President of Russia, concerned with his citizenry oversleeping—which does somehow rank up there with former President and soon to be President Putin’s call for Russians to have sex to get the population back up again.
President D’s words STILL didn’t stop there. He went on,
We will have prolonged daylight and I think this will be healthy for our country. People have asked me for this several times. And I’m not talking about unhappy cows or other animals who don’t understand the time change and don’t understand that the milkmaid is going to milk them at a different time.
While Russia’s problems don’t revolve around crises regarding oversleeping and daylight savings time, the President’s choice to address it with such fanfare heralds back to the old days of Red vs America tensions..
This would never happen here.. now would it? Maybe this is why the FCC is going to test broadcasting the President of the United States on all digital devices: He, too, will one day apprise the populace of such important affairs.
If sarcasm doesn’t come across well in text, I’m note: I am being sarcastic.
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