Saturday, December 8, 2012
The future is now: The eyes have it
Texting while driving may take on a whole new danger as the future hits us like a brick wall..
The world is about to get this: Text messages that get delivered directly of your contact lenses..
The UK TELEGRAPH reports:
"This is not science fiction," said Jelle De Smet, the chief researcher on the project, who believes commercial applications for the lenses will be available within five years.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
I feel fine.
It’s funny, I recall years back in me teenage years in high school during the late 20th century.. Bill Clinton was having relations that he denied, the economy was great, and I was putting cheap gas into my first car in order to drive around and waste it. Oh, and I was making tons of jokes that by the time 2012 came, nothing would matter since it was the end of the world. Kids back then didn’t know what I meant. But I always prided myself in knowing the best of the doom and gloom scenarios of the future. (Water wars by 2025 I predict)..
And now here we are! Doomsday 2012! The Mayan calender is set to end this month, or some say. A new period of time begins. Or the end occurs.
So it’s only natural that panic is setting in. While most people partied like it was 1999 when the century turned 21, others though Y2K would shut the world down and bring about the end of our world.. Others committed suicide when a comet flew by earth. We have been here before. Panic and fear.
But this is the big one. This is the mother of all end time scenarios.
Even though Mayans are getting pretty angry that people are misinterpreting their calender, we are still doing it.. People are stockpiling food. A certain bit of the collective consciousness thinks the end is nigh.
Here we go. It’s going to be a wild ride to the end of the Mayan calender.
Did anyone ever wonder why the Mayans just didn’t buy a new calender when their old one ended??? I guess there were few book stores back then, too..
So which of the four horsemen is your favorite? The pale one? And with him comes death.
Kill those f***ing Yankees who have been torturing Iraqi captives/Kill those f***ing Yankees who ordered them to torture/Kill their daughters, mothers, daughters-in-law and fathers/Kill them all slowly and painfully
A rap from rapper PSY. Clearly these words are not as common as the dreadfully annoying Gangnam Style.
But he seems to really hate the USA—the same USA that has welcomed him with open arms..
PSY is also slated to perform in front of President Obama at a Christmas special this month.
We will see if that happens..
Some other news of the world..
Anyone else creeped out by this? On December 21, 2012, CERN will begin running a series of collisions which are predicted to break records in voltage also set by the collider. Oh, and December 21 2012 is also that supposed “Mayan” end date..
Friday, December 7, 2012
Condemned obese killer in Ohio is asking for mercy. Death row inmate Ronald Post is fighting his January execution due to fears that it will be difficult to put him to death given his weight.
Most Americans do not have the ablity to get fresh and healthy foods..
*(And they wonder why people are obese??
The cheapest foods are often the worst, and most families are struggling through immensely bad economic times.
Think about it.)*
Giddy up
So where do race horses in Japan retire to? You may be surprised to know: SLAUGHTERHOUSES! That’s right, according to PETA, when race horses cannot perform at their one time great ability, they are sent to become meat..
Thursday, December 6, 2012
Washington state lights up in a blaze of marijuana
More from the TELEGRAPH:
However, the Seattle Police Department told its 1,300 officers that until further notice they shall not issue tickets, and no officers were present at the Space Needle event.
On the city’s police website, spokesman Jonah Spangenthal-Lee said: “The department’s going to give you a generous grace period to help you adjust to this brave, new, and maybe kinda stoned world we live in.”
He added: “The police department believes that, under state law, you may responsibly get baked, order some pizzas and enjoy a Lord of the Rings marathon in the privacy of your own home, if you want to.”
The department also posted a picture of actor Jeff Bridges as the cannabis-smoking character “The Dude” from the comedy film “The Big Lebowski”.
Washington state lights up in a blaze of marijuana
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