Today was a good day.

But for lots of people on earth, it was not a good day.

And the news does go on.

A sampling of the mess-test from the most-test: Earth

Dramatic new details revealed: 20,000 children may have been sexually abused by 800 Roman Catholic priests in Holland!

The future is radiated: Will Japan’s Fukushima nightmare create a birth defect filled future?

This.. is .. important? Nike Foamposite Galaxy shoe release causes rioting at a Florida mall..

More threats: North Korea vows ‘sacred war’ against South..

And if the North Korean threats aren’t bad enough, here’s one from Iran: Ready to ‘wipe Israel off the map’

Heartache and horror in the Syrian city of Homs: Residents speak of utter violence and murder taking place..

NATO troops killed in Afghanistan..

New York man goes into surgery.. leaves six inches taller!?

Out of touch? Romney says his wife drives ‘a couple of cadillacs’

Is Sears ready to ‘unload’ 1,200 stores?

Cohen will attend the Oscars as the Dictator..

What caused the collapse of the Mayan culture? New information suggests a series of droughts..

Thousands of planets may exist in utter darkness in the Milky Way Galaxy..

Newly released rare footage of Challenger disaster from the 1980s now revealed..

Monsanto settles Agent Orange case..

Bush III? Could Jeb be the knight in shining armor in 2012?

Bush III? Could Jeb be the knight in shining armor in 2012?

YEAR ONE

This was it. The big birthday bash a year in the making.. Ayden Morris and family, and friends, celebrating until naptime. It was fun. Elmo showed up and brought himself on a balloon. Adults ate sandwiches and meatballs. Kids ran and played. It was a good time had by all. Thanks friends and family for coming and thank you even more good God or whatever is in charge of this mess of an earth for giving us the true blessing of having a child.

Now with that out of the way…I’ll say this: I am quite proud of the little Boris Morris today: He didn’t once use his hands to eat his cake. Instead he was polite and nice eating with his spoon.. Sloppily. But eating with his spoon nonetheless.

Mr. Manners. 
Proud parents.
With less to clean. 

I'm trying to determine which is worse

The Wiggles, Barney.. or Calliou? 

I am thinking the little pale whiny kid Calliou. Just sometimes can’t take him.. reaching the breaking point with the Wiggles, of course, until their damn songs get stuck in my head.

I just can’t place my finger on it.. Why do I feel something is missing from
USA TODAY’s little presidential graphic ….. Gotta love media bias!

Tomorrow, be sure to tell a Catholic that he or she has a nice ash

One year ago tonight ..

…was the last night that I was NOT a dad or Tara a mom.

It was the final night alive for Cloud, my sister’s family dog..

It was the best of times, and it was the worst of times.

And those times have passed.. One year later, the night a year ago is the past. 

The future is so bright.. gotta wear shades.

A whole ton of ethical and moral questions come with this one: Sex changing operations on the rise--sex changes for children

A whole ton of ethical and moral questions come with this one: Sex changing operations on the rise--sex changes for children

Soylent green is people

And if the triple bypass burger doesn’t kill ya, the test tube version may.. For real,there is a good possibility that the first test tube hamburger will be produced this year.. Charleton Heston has left us on earth, but I’m inclined to remind you all that he screamed that Soylent Green was people. No one believed him. What will your test tube burger be? And can you order it well?

Chalk this one up to truth in advertising?

Heart Attack Grill owner defends his restaurant after a patron eats a Triple Bypass Burger—and has heart attack! I’d consider this one just truth in advertising.. don’t the diners sign a waiver? If not it may be time to write one up..
It’s not often we find truth in advertising.
McDonalds doesn’t tell us how bad their product is…
Pizza Hut doesn’t let us know the calories per slice..
So the Heart Attack Grill is, by definition, just being honest..? 

This story is sad and alarming: More than 3,000 children from Northern Uganda suffering from debilitating mystery ailment known as nodding disease

The strange disease known only as ‘nodding disease’ is confounding experts.. it is also killing children at an alarming rate.. unknown are the causes.. what is known is this: The disease affects only children and gradually devastates its victims through debilitating seizures, stunted growth, wasted limbs, mental disabilities and sometimes starvation..

This story is sad and alarming: More than 3,000 children from Northern Uganda suffering from debilitating mystery ailment known as nodding disease

In two days my son will turn 1.

Today my wife turns 32.

When life happens it seems slow. When you look back it all seems fast.

Happy birthday Tara. And many more. Let’s watch Ayden grow old together.

News of the day worth noting

Whitney Houston laid to rest in private New Jersey burial..

Returning to an old question.. did in fact the dingo take the baby?

New Mexico college student set for trial.. Why? The 23-year-old woman stole a $2 pumpkin..

Staring at the sun: New sunspot AR1422 is rapidly growing rapidly and could soon pose a threat for M-class solar flares..

Snow shock: The year without a winter gets a storm—in the South where winter rarely hits..

Three dead after Washington state ski resort avalanche..

Reports: US tells Israel not to attack Iran..

Will the FTC probe Google?

Monsanto takes on utilities..

South Korea conducts military drills..
Lil Kim to the North warns of ‘total war’..

Oil soars to 8 month highs..

America the violent: Innocent 9-month-old child killed after shots are fired into Detroit home..

Sick world: Police say the skeleton of a 14-year-old Ohio runaway who went missing in 1999 have been found after the home where she was last seen was demolished.

Don’t spend it all in one place! China iPhone builders get a $.25 pay raise..
NIGHTLINE visits the factory..
APPLE says it is taking the workers’ rights story seriously..
Pressure on FoxConn prompts changes..

LADY GAGA set for SIMPSONE finale appearance..

Flashback for reading fun: ABOVETOPSECRET on John Lear..

It's President's Day, 2012: Who is your favorite?

I always liked Teddy Roosevelt .. he seemed fun. Also he was a fun character in Chris Elliott’s book the SHROUD OF THE THWACKER

So who was yours?

Did the room clear?
Do pigs fly?
Do cars use gas?

IS GOOGLE BREAKING ITS PRIVACY PLEDGE? 

Just a few

Data collection vs privacy: Lots of fear..

Monica Lewinsky returns ..

Peter Kantorowski wanted his 98-year-old mother to move into a nursing home or live with him. She wouldn’t go; she didn’t want to leave her home of nearly 60 year.. so now he is trying to evict her!

The newest drug fads dangerous to teenagers..

The New York Police Department monitored Muslim college students far more broadly than previously known, at schools far beyond the city limits, including the elite Ivy League colleges of Yale and the University of Pennsylvania, The Associated Press has learned..

The ‘nodding disease’ in Africa confounding scientists and now killing children..

Mercury set to shine bright..

Diet soda linked to heart attacks..

Weekend box office..


A big hot bowl of shark fin soup causes trouble for President Obama.. The President was ‘not aware’ than the banned product was still being served at the restaurant where he ordered take out (and got his rear end grabbed numerous times)..

Paranormal investigators hold seminar in Ohio..

Supposed South Carolina UFO sighting may be a hoax..

Michio Kaku maps out massive changes coming..

"Solar flares are the greatest threat to the net"

So that is what Stonehenge is!

…wait, what does someone think Stonehenge is again?

Inspired by a sound illusion..?

So even if this ‘illusion’ was the inspiration, why build up the giant stones together just to mimic it? It just still does not add up.

And one more point on Abraham Lincoln as a vampire hunter: I think this may be one of the best movies ever. Can’t wait to see it. Wondering what the thoughts of the masses are on honest Abe slicing and dicing into his way to American horror hero?

Some other news or noise bites from the land of Earth

Let’s begin with something light (sarcasm): John Hogue writes: “Nostradamus: Iran, the River of Blood in Syria”

Religion of love. 

Amid controversy and chaos, Benedict names 22 new Cardinals..
"VatiLeaks" embarasses Holy See
An American could be Pope..
So can a Canadian..
And I hope no one names themselves Peter the Roman..The atheists are coming! Big march on the National Mall in March..

What Josh Powell left behind: 400 images of cartoon sex and incest

Bird flu research to be vetted..
Flu will stay secret—for now..

Ancient meteorite standing between Iowa town and its water supply..

The citizens fight back? Against … citizens.. Shoot down private surveillance drone..

The 50 cent stamp coming!?
Images revealed of the ‘vast solar tornado’ on the sun..

Secrets of the DARK KNIGHT revealed..

Reviews lackluster for GHOST RIDER: SPIRIT OF VENGEANCE
Nic Cage performance mocked..

Pattison may be too old to return to TWILIGHT films..


Abe Lincoln: America’s first superhero?
ABRAHAM LINCOLN VAMPIRE HUNTER CALLED ‘FAR OUT THERE’
The movie may already have a sequel!

My son is a year old... and I'm just wondering from other parents, is this the age when a child officially stops wanting to go to sleep? Ever?