Sayyy….whaaa??
Bill Gertz reports…
Directive outlines Obama’s plan to use the military against citizens
Sayyy….whaaa??
Bill Gertz reports…
This pitch and a 50 Cent can buy me a cup of coffee..
My God that was a bad pitch.

Expect to see this cover of TIME magazine everywhere.. it may sell as good as their mother breastfeeding from a bit ago.
I credit TIME with one thing: They are able to still give us some provocative covers to keep themselves relevant. It’s journalism, sure, but it’s also about the bottom line. They are trying to make a profit in print during the age of Internet.
This is the type of cover that may help them..
The actual text and subject aside, this magazine will sell. Maybe not like hot cakes, but lukewarm pouches.. Or something.
And the real question: How many tough men will take a second or even third glance before they realize what they’re seeing?
I am already scared of heights.. but the thought of the floor cracking under me–while I’m on the 103rd floor!? No way..
Even worse.. apparently after the family joked about how the stability is safe and glass floor is unbreakable, they began to hear cracking.. and saw it happening.
Never again.
I don’t think I’d be a person yearning to stand on a glass floor that high up to begin with, but hearing this I never will..

I better get positive quick..
Though I think this study is a little quackery..
Snapchat founder is ‘mortified’ over leaked emails that he wrote.. Even Spiegel wrote emails referencing cocaine, binge drinking, and urinating on women. Snap. They were the frat days..
It was like an immediate blast from the past! The noises.. the messages.. the away messages. Just brought my back to a simpler time.
Remember those days? You’d post the away messages featuring some song lyric that symbolized your mood.. others would ponder its meaning.. you’d slam that ‘door shut’ noise when you offline.. how many fights between couples ended with that AOL noise? And the AOL chatrooms? My God.. those bizarre and weird chat rooms, making friends with people who you’d never see..
I actually made a few real friends on AOL believe it or not.. some are actually now “Facebook” friends.. So that’s the real internet now, right?
One shocking thing I noticed tonight: People are still on AOL, including MDrudge, who I think is the actual Matt Drudge. He messaged me once on there years ago a night before he was going to appear on CSPAN. He confirmed the air date .. I think I may have framed the conversation screen shot.
I also thought back to my original internet exploration.. besides that ridiculous ICQ program, I frequented the world of CHAT1.COM .. check that website, it still exists.. but the chat portion has some error that forever will stricken it from the net..
The good old days. Dial up—you could unplug yourself for a while when you were done online..
Now we are always connected everywhere. Then we chose when to be, and decided what others would hear.
Which time was easier? Which would you prefer?
The world of the net has changed.
I just wish those old AOL sound files would still be used somewhere ..
This is music from the TRUMAN SHOW by Phillip Glass.. It’s the sort of mood I’m tonight. Slightly Beethoven-ish but with more of a modern edge. It gives me the feeling of peace and security.. it’s as though you’re sleeping in safe quarters while fires of hell and scourge of war rages outside your window. And when you wake up, in the pile of your nightly drool, trying to remember what your last few seconds of your dream excursion was, you’ll have to face the day again. And you won’t like it at all..
A “pay to potty” policy at a Vancouver elementary school is being called “inhumane” by outraged parents.
How disgusting and humiliating for a child..
How horrid of a teacher.
I am not in favor of torture, but I would be fine with forcing this woman to stand in a classroom and not use the bathroom unless she pays for every child’s lunch for the next year..
Sick..
You heard this right.. a CNN anchorwoman thinks that Michelle Obama can sign bills into law. Her the script writer does..
CNN needs to go back and try to find that airplane.. it obviously cannot grasp the basic concepts of the three branches of government..
It would seem that state by state this scandal is only intensifying.
But we knew this—people have known this for years.. And people inside have known even longer.
Promises broken..
And the bottom is falling out..
What else will we learn?

For those in the service industry (as I once was) .. here is a handy list if you’re a bar going drunkard: These are the things NOT to do or say at a bar .. and certainly a list of comments NOT to say to your bartender.. My personal favorite: Don’t hold your dollar up ..others have it too.
I never liked the bartender gig as much as I enjoyed serving tables in restaurants..
Male bartenders are treated differently than female.. I frankly think that bartenders are expected to be women, and when men see other males serving their drinks to them, the tips are much worse and the patrons leave much sooner. But on the flipside..
I am not certain if I published this before, but I have become addicted over the past few months to a website written by Caleb Wilde, a Philadelphia-based mortician who mocks death and ads humor to the dying process..
He has written a new blog post about dealing with death and grief.. He argues that if you are going through rough straits, seeing your pastor should be secondary to seeing a therapist.
A good read. And something sadly that every human on this planet will face or has faced already: Grief about death and losing someone close..


A true icon is gone.. Maya Angelou has met her final fate in his lifetime on earth.. Thanks to her, we will always know why the caged bird sings..
The poet was 86..
She posted one final tweet (amazing, think her life.. from the old days of racism to being able to freely speak to millions of people on Twitter) said this:
Listen to yourself and in that quietude you might hear the voice of God.
Regardless of our religious beliefs, it should be our collective hope that Ms. Angelou has met God.. and that he welcomed her gracefully into Maya
NBC News’ Brian Williams scored a major interview when he landed Edward Snowden.. the ads have been nonstop on all of the NBC stations for the event—it is an event and truly important that Americans get to see and hear what Snowden is about, and why he says he did what he did in revealing some of the deepest secrets from the spy underbelly ..
On that same note, he apparently also told Brian Williams that he was not just a low-level contractor as the American media (and government) has previously said..
The wide-ranging interview will air on NBC Wednesday at 10pm.
It should be something watched by the entire nation..

GlaxoSmithKline is under investigation in the UK by the Serious Fraud Office (real name, seriously) ..
The criminal investigation is into the drug maker’s commercial practices, according to reports..
The New York TIMES details some more in its reporting on the matter, but neither the drug company nor the Fraud office are providing any more background on what the fraud accusations may be.. but we do know this from REUTERS: The drug company already is facing claims of bribery in China and four other countries.
Shares are falling in the stock market..
But across the world today, vaccines are still being administered to crying children in pediatricians’ offices en masse.
So Glaxo still has that going for it. Bribery or not.
He is done with them.. He makes a few points I can agree with.. for example, this:
Vampires? Werewolves? Zombies? Again, sorry — it’s less that I don’t believe in them (I don’t) than that they have become such tired concepts or conceits, full of familiar tropes. I simply can’t summon the energy to care about them.
Even those, however, are preferable to the kind of torture-porn that seems to dominate the genre. Special effects have evolved so far that you can find a way to graphically depict any sadistic act you can imagine, from disembowelment to decapitation, and worse.
I have found a few gems that actually are good stories mentally scary.. One movie recently I saw was HAUNTER.. I am not in favor of the sadistic torture porn, and have written a number of articles against it over the years..
Fine also writes that age itself may have done in his horror experience.. he opines:
When you’re young — which I’m defining as under 30 — you crave sensation. It can come from thrill rides or extreme sports (participating or watching) or horror movies. The more exaggerated the sensation, the better — it’s a way of expanding your boundaries, testing yourself against extremes, figuring out your own limits.
After 30, however, there’s an increasing awareness of just how brutal, random and arbitrary life can be. Bad things do happen to good people; there are people out there who do commit these acts and you simply hope you never cross paths with them.
I fondly recall long summer nights with my friends all together mocking and jesting about badly made B horror films.. we laughed way past midnight and often saw the sunrise after a night of movie watching.. And in a sense, I’d like to do that again.
I don’t quite think I ever watched horror movies for the storyline.. There have been a few ‘paranormal’ entries into the genre that have thrilled me for other reasons—SIXTH SENSE, SIGNS, THE RING, JEEPERS CREEPERS (1) and even the CONJURING were all good for the right reasons.. other films were good only because they were fodder for the teenage sense of humor..
Now, as I crossed into the my 30s three years ago, I can attest to with Marshall Fine is saying. Horror sort of comes and goes.. I am more afraid of reality than fiction—bloodbaths in real life happen every day..
Fine writes in his conclusion:
Yes, yes – I can hear the arguments already. Horror films allow us to confront our fears and, perhaps, deal with them in a non-threatening way. Or: Horror films serve as metaphors for (A) our lack of control over the world at large or (B) specific real-life horrors like nuclear holocaust, racism, environmental catastrophe, etc. Or they’re a harmless diversion, a catharsis in which the powerless ultimately overcome the powerful.
I get that. But I don’t need horror movies to make me think about those things. And really, only critics parse horror films in that way. Most of the mass audience is simply looking for a cheap thrill.
I suppose that’s all true.
But ‘horror movies’ aren’t the only torture porns out there.. PASSION OF THE CHRIST was almost as bad as HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES. Which is why I have long thought the new breed of sadism in some films need their own genre—and I don’t think fans of that sort of movie would disagree. I argue that they’d be much happier going to a Rob Zombie section of Netflix and finding all of the blood and gore that they yearn to consume..
Horror movies can still be new and fresh, inventive and scary.
Where Mr. Fine is right is in his broad perception that most horror movies are not good and fresh.. instead sadistic and without merit.
Thoughts anyone?
Amazing news from beyond the Milky Way galaxy today.. There may have been (and may NOT have been) a Gamma Ray burst in the Andromeda Galaxy..
Scientists say that if one did actually occur, it’s far away and will not destroy the planet earth. Data is still coming in—scarce at this point, reports say..
It was apparently either a Gamma Ray burst or an Ultraluminous X-ray object. Either way the idea of both are complicated to contemplate and require brain power.. Either save it for something else or try to manage a way to think about what this is or means.. So amazing, isn’t it?
It may be worth remembering during Art Bell’s brief Sirius stint, he interviewed Michio Kaku on his first program. Among the many topics discussed: What a Gamma Ray burst would do the planet earth should one occur close enough to hit..

Looking good after all these years.
This is the GERBER BABY at 87 .. her name is Ann Turner Cook.
And I am not being sarcastic about her appearance at all.. She looks fantastic! As adorable as the image which first appeared in 1931.
One baby’s image became the timeless symbol of infancy and innocence.. Amazing.