A child in Lincoln Nebraska is safe after crawling into a toy vending machine.

KETV reports, 

Lincoln police said it started with a mom frantically searching for her 3-year-old boy at her apartment around 5:30 p.m.  She called police immediately.

Across the street, patrons at a nearby bowling alley made the startling discovery — a little boy sitting with stuffed animals inside the machine.

Employees called the vendor, who quickly arrived and opened the machine to let the boy out.

Police investigating the missing child report nearby were flagged down by a patron, who told officers about the boy.

Soon after, the mother was reunited with the child, who is doing fine.  The vendor even gave the boy a stuffed animal from the machine.

Police said the mother was not cited because she contacted police as soon as she realized her son was missing.

Let’s you try that one, DAVID BLAINE..

This photo is exactly what you think it is.

A Cod.

And a dildo.

A man in Norway actually found the female pleasuring apparatus in his cod’s stomach. It’s assumed the fish didn’t purposely put it in there.

This money quote from the article:

He speculated that the machine, which still had a small motor at one end, had been tossed off a boat, perhaps by “a frustrated woman on a cruise” in the Barents Sea. 

"The chances of winning the lottery are probably greater," he said. 

A frustrated woman on a cruise. That’s a pretty interesting theory.

As for the lottery, I think this fish struck it long before Bjørn Frilund 

Glow in the dark roads in the Netherlands..

Once again proof of how behind modern times America is. 

Maybe the United States can start working on some glow in the dark potholes…

Are you ready for the week of paranormal oddities?
The blood moon..Shining dark in the night sky. All hell has been breaking loose for centuries. So what’s another week of hell to change anything? But if anything remotely awful happens, be prepared for an endless parade of end of the world proclamations.

Because the blood moon, the bad moon, is rising.

It will be visible in the sky starting April 15—tax day in America, no less..

The New York DAILY NEWS today reported on John Hagee and his pronouncements that America and the world needs to get ready for shaking events..  I have my own thoughts on John Hagee and all of these end of the world scenarios being planted in our brains, you can read my rant here from a week ago..

History has proven other tetrads have brought anything but the night time sounds of silence. In 1493, a year after Columbus sailed the ocean blue, Jews were expelled from Spain. 1949’s tetrad occurred after the founding of Israel—and 1967’s came during the famed SIX DAY WAR .. 

The planet Earth is in for some troubled times. And good times. It is the nature of the beast.

Living through history never is fun—let’s hope that history does not get made during this tetrad.. the cycle of the red moon is upon us..

As some prep work for the times ahead, 

When he opened the sixth seal, I looked, and behold, there was a great earthquake, and the sun became black as sackcloth, the full moon became like blood, and the stars of the sky fell to the earth as the fig tree sheds its winter fruit when shaken by a gale. The sky vanished like a scroll that is being rolled up, and every mountain and island was removed from its place.- 

Revelation 6:12-14 

Born in sin. Come on in.
Born under red? We’re as good as dead…

Here's a must read from the unraveling AMERICAN nuclear disaster in Hanford: Sick workers speak out .. and you're not seeing much of anything about this ...pretty much anywhere

Here's a must read from the unraveling AMERICAN nuclear disaster in Hanford: Sick workers speak out .. and you're not seeing much of anything about this ...pretty much anywhere

Police find seven dead babies in Utah County home

A 39-year-old woman allegedly gave birth to the infants, killed them, and put their bodies in the garage..

Her name is Megan Huntsman. And she is the latest in a string of weird and horrid mother-murders lately.. Drownings.. killings.. claims of ‘voices’ from beyond influencing human actions…

Police think that Huntsman committed her crimes over a decade—a call to the cops came in from an ex-husband.

I think more questions needs to be answered about the ex-husband.. what knowledge of the fetal corpses did  he have? 

How sick can headlines get? How horrible can reality become before it eclipses any shock or awe in horror flicks? 

Police find seven dead babies in Utah County home

Fear in Kansas City with a string of random highway shootings

Fear in Kansas City with a string of random highway shootings

Ukraine Forces Storm a Town, Defying Russia

While the planet was searching for a missing airliner (*that we didn’t find*) Ukraine started to heat up again.

The latest information tonight is that Ukraine, for the first time, has sent in troops to confront pro-Russian ‘militants.’

"Militants" .. 

We also know this: The government is set to deploy troops into East Ukraine.

All during a blood moon week.

Get ready..

Ukraine Forces Storm a Town, Defying Russia

This is Alison Ernst. She is the 36-year-old who threw a shoe at Hillary Clinton last week in Las Vegas..

What may be even odder than her blank facial expression in this mug shot is this piece if information:

And Colorado officials confirmed she was the loopy lady escorted from the courtroom after a bizarre — and bald-headed — outburst during an August 2012 court hearing for Holmes

I am convinced, completely convinced, that reality is paranormal and stranger than fiction.. 

This is also a bit of an example of how bad ‘news’ networks have become. I had to search out information for this woman, little to nothing was reported except the shoe throwing itself..

Mother's heartbreaking eulogy at Star Wars themed funeral to son, 4,

Four-year-old Jack Robinson, from Hampshire, died at home last week after completing a bucket list that led to him meeting his heroes Gary Barlow and Matt Smith.

There are some articles and stories that completely tug at every heart string in my body..whatever a heartstring is anyway..

This is one of them..

A STAR WARS funeral.. photos are included with the UK DAILY MAIL article about the sad death of this 4-year-old STAR WARS fan.

And as a father (and a human) I can only be led down the path of least resistance and ask this question: What kind of force of nature, or “God,” would take away a child like this, or any child? Why .. so much suffering.

Sometimes the only thing that makes any sense to me is Buddhism. At least it tries to explain why a soul would choose to come here to suffer.

I pray every day, or at least try, for a sign that something else exists. Maybe that’s the wrong type of prayer to offer..

But lately I just can’t get off of home plate in the spiritual world..

Mother's heartbreaking eulogy at Star Wars themed funeral to son, 4,

4.9-magnitude earthquake rattles central Idaho

Yellowstone related?

4.9-magnitude earthquake rattles central Idaho

There is something very creepy to me about abandoned amusement parks.. something odd, and weird. Here’s a website that put together 16 images of abandoned amusement parks from around the world.

Enjoy.. and be chilled.

More young women choosing dogs over motherhood

More young women choosing dogs over motherhood

Guinean Ebola survivor tells of being 'reborn'

She’s 27, and she is known as “Fanta.” 

She thanks God for her survival.

I’d imagine the doctors are going to try to figure out why Fanta was so different than many others after contracting this awful disease..

Guinean Ebola survivor tells of being 'reborn'

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Some of the best comedy on YOUTUBE is when comedy films are re-cut into horror movie trailers. Such is the case with “CLARK” .. I love this one.

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

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You may not have seen this 11-second video before.. But it’s been around for some time in the paranormal world.

What you are reportedly, supposedly, maybe, possibly Hanna Buschbeck..

Buschbeck was a German personality who began to delve into the world of ‘talking to the dead’ in the 1960s.. 

I as persuing some of my favorite other-worldly sites (besides my own) when I came across a Stranger Dimensions post about Bluschbeck...

So in essence, we know this, or at least think we do: She was so interested in the dead that her face, as a young woman, supposedly appeared on a VHS tape in the 1980s smiling.. 

Here is some more in depth information not only about her image but also other images that appeared on this VHS. Supposedly. 

This is one of those fascinating issues for me—the prospect that any means of communication can elicit some interesting things, such as calls from beyond the grave.. visitations from the dead.. People from other realms. 

And it’s one of the reasons that I wrote an article, “The Dreadful Heartbreak,” back in February.  I sort of wondered aloud: Why aren’t spirits talking to us through newer means of communication? Didn’t they master it yet? With the amount of Facebook pages that exist for the dead, still, after they leave this planet, you’d sure think they’d figure out how to log in from beyond the grave and answer a post… 

The biggest mystery of life seems to be: What happens next?
Perhaps that is the most important question, too..

Heaven? Hell? Nothing?

Or maybe you’re trapped in a long distance gap between ‘here and there.’  And what separates you? Technology. 

(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

Devil with the strap on

I used to think these things happened only in crazy Romania: Brenda Kadere was a prostitute working the streets of South Africa.. she has now come forward to explain that her obvious questionable career choices earned her a penis.. by actually growing one! She claims.

She also said it was the worst of the beast.. the devil himself attacked her by causing the male sex organ to grow on her private parts..

According to her hellish account, the organ grew to a point where she had to seek the help of anointing oil.

Eventually, Kadere says, the organ “burst out” in a discharge.. She thanks God for the power to remove the penis.  

Without it, though, I feel she’s missing out on a large audience that would sure enjoy the best of both worlds..

The devil made her grow it, though..

At this point, is there anyone who did NOT see Miley nude?

Miley.. please keep your clothes on!

HOLY CHRIST! Here’s a game changer..

A papyrus referring to Jesus’ wife is likely ancient—more like ancient than it being a fake..  The son of man a mover and shaker? This tiny piece of ancient Scripture contained “My wife she will be able to be my disciple.” Stop the presses … stop the presses. Word to the Vatican: You can’t hide it all!

Sound off!

People speeding in Missouri are about to have a sound cannon blast through their windshield.. (not an ONION article) .. 

The Missouri Department of Transportation is unveiling two LRAD sound cannons which will reportedly start by targeting those who speed in construction zones. 

 KMBC NEWS says it’s an ‘attention gabbing way’ to get drivers to slow down (and maybe scare the hell out of a few who think an alien will be landing on roof of the car..)