Far from being a recipe for peace on earth, a new study for the Netherlands suggests that the “love hormone” oxytocin, triggered by the party drug MDMA, only makes you love people in your in-group, and contributes to conflict with outsiders
George W. Bush has been known to paint himself in bath tubs. But now the former President painted Pootie Poot, and other world leaders.. Those paintings have been revealed to the world..
So will it calm down Putin and others hellbent on creating world war 3? Will it …bring peace on earth?
Or will DUBYA just go back to his old painting schtick: Tub painting..
Rub a Dubya Dub, is that Pootie Poot’s soul in your tub?
Today’s MY DAILY DOODLE, yet again inspired by my fictious town of Bellicose Junction and its sordid residents. Today, Lars Nelson shows off his stimulator. A Mary Todd Lincoln blowup doll awaits him in the background..
Read more on the BELLICOSE JUNCTION blog, should you dare
Remember, it’s all fake.
Right????
What surprised me was how bad some numbers are… such as the giant WABC in New York being down 44% and KABC in Los Angeles being down 52%..
Even country music and sports channels are down..
A housing complex clerk mistook an elderly suicide jumper’s body for an April Fools’ Day joke before the woman’s body was nonchalantly disposed in a nearby dumpster under the assumption her corpse was a mannequin.
The White House sought primetime air the day Obamacare hit 7 million signups.
The networks did not oblige.
Instead, Obama had to cut into the ELLEN daytime program to celebrate.
SPACE JUNK ALMOST HITS THE TRUNK
The Space Station had to dodge space junk—again.. And here on earth, a skydiver was doing his thing when a meteorite narrowly missed hitting him! Here is the video of the near hit. Clyde Lewis pointed out on his Facebook page that if a meteorite almost hit a man, he believes that a meteor may still be the blame for the missing flight 370.
Scientists say that Yellowstone will not erupt.. They are dismissing, especially, the videos purporting that bison have been ‘running for their lives’..
And then there is this new information: The temperature at Yellowstone’s lakes is +20C (above normal)..60 quakes were registered in the area with the increased water temperatures..
Also, to quote the scientist, nevermore: Scientists are also telling people now that the Ring of Fire quakes lately are not related..
I don’t know if I really believe this.. Leno trounced Letterman for years.
The bottom line is that David Letterman is 67, has a young child, and in all honesty, stopped being cutting edge and funny years ago..
In a sense, Letterman should not have renewed his contract in 2013. It seemed like he gave up a few years back..
But I will still say in his time, and in my own youth, Letterman was the funniest person on TV and changed the entire game of late night post-Carson.
WHISKEY IN THE JAR-O
The Queen meets the Pope.. and the Queen actually was 20 minutes late! But I suppose her gift smoothed things over: A bottle of whiskey..
Get ready Vatican.. a whiskey-enthused Pope may soon legalize female priests!
This is a big one..
Bill Clinton told Jimmy Kimmel that aliens may one day be known. Maybe the moon Enceladus is a start of space life..
Someone I know wants to sing with Bruce Springsteen.. She has some more songs at this page: http://singwiththeboss.com/songs/
Throwback Thursday..
Slap-ass Friday.
Kids these days..
A 375-pound drone crashed today in Lickdale, Penn., coming down between an elementary school and a hotel.
This is the future.. Let’s face it.. accidents will happen, and most likely more often in the beginning phases of the new Drone Order… The sky will be falling.
My Daily Doodle.
You’re looking at Poppy Largent and Desmond Tata. They just had a big celebration of global warming in Bellicose Junction.
Bellicose Junction is a fictional town that existed in the mind of me and a few friends for over a decade. And it also, most likely, is in your psyche too.. a town or imbeciles and rejects, with no purpose or direction, aimlessly walking through live polluting every step of their path.
Oh, and eating lots and lots of LLAMA meat.
Ayden appears to be getting set to strike..
He has been parading around the house tonight loudly proclaiming “I DON’T WANT MY UNDERWEAR! I DON’T WANT MY UNDERWEAR!”
His demands include:
1) Diapers.
2) Wipes.
He does not want to watch Thomas the Train, as that is for babies…
The conditions of potty training are just too demanding.
THAT’S ABOUT ALL FOLKS..
Seems like pretty big news here.. David Letterman is going to retire in 2015..
