Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Barbara Walters talks about her vibrator

Ugh..



Barbara Walters talks about her vibrator

My Daily Doodle for February 18, 2014..


It was a messy scene.. Valentine’s Day party for Ayden at school meant that mom and dad had to write out all the cards, put the candy in the bags, and desperately try to maneuver the lollipops into the designated holes on the Scooby Doo valentines.. All the while, food boiled and dishes were dirty.. and Ayden played SONIC THE HEDGE HOG on the iPad. 


By 11pm it was done.. finished.. Ready.


Hope we didn’t forget any kids in the process..

I am SHOCKED to see how much Janet Yellen has already changed the Federal Reserve.. She is currently on her Bangerz tour of all banks, ready to pump them full of much needed equity.. 

Booms .. bangs.. mystery.

The booms don’t stop! The bangs won’t end.. the earth noises continue..


Now residents in Oklahoma are freaked out and baffled by loud booms that are going bump in the night..  


I am beginning to believe that either gas drilling is substantially changing the layers below the crust of the earth, or the core of the earth has dramatically shifted and now the earth’s magnetic field is being affected.


There are, at this point, no other logical explanations that would make sense of two plus years of earth booms from all over this planet..

Chevron offers coupons for pizza combo after fracking well explodes in Pennsylvania

Seems fair.



Chevron offers coupons for pizza combo after fracking well explodes in Pennsylvania

Tsunami Ghost Stories Haunt Japan

If there’d be a place where hauntings would happen and ghosts would float, it would be in the ravaged coast of Japan where so many lives were slept to sea without warning..


Tsunami Ghost Stories Haunt Japan

South Carolina woman jailed for failing to return VHS tape

Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time. I guess.


But I wonder if Kayla Michelle Finley enjoyed 2005’s not-a-hit movie MONSTER IN LAW enough to warrant her going to prison for failing to return the movie — to a NOW DEFUNCT VIDEO RENTAL STORE, AS WELL!


The true crime: MONSTER-IN-LAW was made. There’s some folks that should go to jail..



South Carolina woman jailed for failing to return VHS tape

Devils and demons..


Remember this man? It’s Mohamen Mehdi Ouazanni, the actor who played the devil in THE BIBLE.. well…
What’s a Bible without a devil? In Hollywood, a reality … the producers of THE BIBLE have cut the ‘devil’ from an upcoming film based on the show because, reports say, he looked too much like President Obama..
And he did look JUST like the President..

Some major problems may be rising for NOAH.. The movie that Hollywood has highly advertised and screened for Bible fearing men and women is getting some bad marks from that crowd.. According to VARIETY, almost 100% of faith driven moviegoers are dissatisfied with NOAH.. Bad numbers for the exact fan base that Hollywood banked on..

GIVE EM WHAT YOU GOT: Teachers could spank harder under bill pending in Kansas Legislature

So hard they would be permitted to leave marks.


You ARE in Kansas, Dorothy..





GIVE EM WHAT YOU GOT: Teachers could spank harder under bill pending in Kansas Legislature

Earth 2014: Animals get revenge


There seems to be a shift happening everywhere.. Art Bell coined the term the ‘quickening’ in the 1990s. I think we are living through it.. Humans are evolving to become zombies thanks to meth and Krokodil.. businesses are rapidly closing due to an evolving economy .. visit a mall lately?


And now this: Animals very well be becoming more aggressive towards human beings. Everything evolves..


Maybe animals are just getting sick of the ‘masters’ of the planet..? How long before Alfred Hitchcock’s THE BIRDS actually happens?

Yesterday we linked up news that the UN was going to condemn Lil Kim Jong Un in North Korea for crimes against humanity. 


They did. And I read the report almost in full.. it reads like Nazi Germany.


I really get angry at people who say the atrocities committed during World War II are limited to the 20th Century.


Clearly they are not—they are happening now and Kim Jong Un is just one of the global players destroying goodness on this planet with his evil acts.


China has now rejected ‘unreasonable’ criticism of North Korea—obvious global political games still being played even though babies and innocent people are being slaughtered by Kim..


The UN report says that the crimes in North Korea has no parallel un the contemporary world. I fear they are wrong on that..


Perhaps the worst of the worst is Kim Jong UN forced mothers to drown their newborn children..

Brutality in Syria: CNN gets footage of mass graves and mass murder in the nation.. Some of the men appear to be teenagers..


At this point who in the hell cares which side is doing it, as we know both are. In 2014, humanity everywhere is beginning to act like it’s just 14AD all over again.. Inhumanity and horror abounds..

Bad form POTUS


The drought in the West continues.


President Obama has used the subject in speeches about climate change. 


And when he’s not working, he goes to the West Coast to play golf at a water guzzling desert golf course ..


Amid the wreckage that the drought is causing.


Bad form POTUS..

Bankers gone mad..  various sources across the Internets have been telling you about the dead banker count now being 6. They are all considered suicides—jumping off buildings in London and even shooting themselves in the head with nail guns were among the choices to self-expire. And now we add number 7: A JP Morgan banker leaps to his death in Hong Kong.. Of the information we know now:  The man went to the 30-floor Charter House in Hong Kong.. police failed to convince him not to jump. JP says he was a junior level banker who played a role on several projects. Infowars has a wrap no the previous 6 suicides.. Anyone else besides me becoming very alarmed at this suicide rate lately? What else is happening that we don’t know..?

BUT…..do the dead bankers know something we don’t? Zero Hedge is reporting that George Soros is putting a ‘put’ on a big market crash..

DING DONG THE BANK IS HERE! Other banker news that may hit closer to home than some distant suicides—so close to home it could be on your own front door.. According to Capital One, they now have the ability to show up at your door and also your workplace.. They have told their customers that they could show up just about any time, and any place, that they please.. One person observed that not even the IRS has these powers without specific warrants..

And this: Venezuela is on the brink of some mighty bad financial times..

What you should do is keep your mouth shut


Pennywise the missing clown

I don’t know what to say. . it’s a terrible day. America is suffering a clown shortage. 


Really. We are.


Trade organizations fear that people just don’t want to be clowns anymore..


Here’s the clowndown: Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus are pretty worried over a lack of interest in people being clowns.. Interest in becoming one has declined…


So there you go unemployed college grads.. a new profession awaits.


Do you have what it takes?


Look how much Jaromir Jagr enjoys this sports massage..

Monday, February 17, 2014

So awful..

When I read stories like this, I literally weep—and I mean that.. 


A father watched his entire family die in a burning car and could not save them.. The family had just left a birthday party and was going back home..


I link this story not to bring more added pain and misery to the man who now must face a life after this grim event, but because I hope you, reading this, can pray or ask God or ask Allah or ask the collective consciousness to bring some type of goodness or love to this man’s life..


I cannot even imagine the suffering endured by his family, and now by him..

If there is anything cool about Jimmy Fallon's TONIGHT show it's this..

…it is returning to New York City after 42 years.


Now that is cool.


Him as a host? Not sure about that.. time will tell.


But glad it’s back in New York City…there ‘TONIGHT’ begins.


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1000 bodies unearthed believing to have been corpses from the Mississippi state ‘Lunatic Asylum” from the 19th century.. The bodies were found during excavation for a parking lot..


I am amazed that no one is talking about doing an autopsy to even see how some of the 1,000 bodies died. No one..


I guess the suffering continues for the ‘lunatics’ of yesterday..


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