Mila Kunis is the new face of Jim Beam. And no matter what you think, if you drink a lot of it, you will not get women who look like Mila Kunis. But you certainly may get those who look like Meg..

Second thought.. maybe you will get Mila, too?

Some banker news that may raise eyebrows

Correlations/ causation/ instigations/ I know nothing more than the facts reported in the following set of news links. Your job is to figure out what is related or not related when it comes to a global view of news: 

Bank gives warning: A disaster preparedness drill may disrupt real banking..

TOP LEVEL BANKERS COMMIT SUICIDE IN LONDON..

London rocked by events..

Russell Investments Chief Economist Dueker Found Dead

TV Ratings: Super Bowl XLVIII Is Most-Watched in History With 111.5 Million Viewers

Final ratings are in for the 2014 Super Bowl — and, contrary to early returns which saw the game ranking fifth, the blowout did end up being the biggest to date. An average 111.5 million viewers tuned in to see the Seattle Seahawks blow the Denver Broncos out of the water, making it the most-watched Super Bowl and the most-watched show in U.S. television history.

And think about it.. the most boring Super Bowl of all time with the most mediocre ads and lamest half time show getting more ratings than any other event in UNITED STATES history. That’s a lot of history.. and a lot of events that mattered much more than a game between two teams that make millions of dollars a second more than you do in a lifetime.

See here in America, we tend to ignore the important things and focus on what does not matter at all..

The sleepless in Seattle ragers most likely watched the game to see their city’s team win.. And they rioted.

Meanwhile, in the Ukraine, people took to the streets to protest what actually mattered. The scenes of fire and flame may be similar, but the issue at hand is much different. Here we get inflamed over the trivial and meaningless.. in other parts of the world, some things are still worth fighting for.

TV Ratings: Super Bowl XLVIII Is Most-Watched in History With 111.5 Million Viewers

Here are some images of rage in the streets. People, drunk on their own selfishness and alcohol, pretending that a football victory means something and celebrating it shows manliness.

Glad the season is over..

CNBC: Stocks derailed by disappointing factory report; Dow down 300 points

Stocks were battered on Monday, with investors fleeing equities after factory data cast a negative light on the economy.

Perhaps now we see why so many bankers are mysteriously committing suicide? 

CNBC: Stocks derailed by disappointing factory report; Dow down 300 points

Your stash of Bieber news for a Monday morning.. including the nipple biting pic..

Awwww, poor Bieber: Justin refused entry to clubs and parties in New York City.. No one wants the lawsuits or attention, Justin.. realize what your spoiled brat attitude did?
BUT!JUST WHEN YOU THINK SANITY WON!
Beebs was permitted into the MAXIM Super Bowl party. And I bet he had a super bowl.


I have another Justin Bieber tidbit for you. A new controversy has arisen for the young DIVA after photos were released of him biting a stripper’s nipple. You can read about it here from the UK MIRROR.. If you want to. 
TMZ is also on the case: Bieber & Pal Double-Team Topless Stripper ‘Ain’t No Fun, If the Homies Can’t Have None’

BUT this is refreshing: The White House says it will be responding to a petition calling for the deportation Justin Bieber—the petition has more than 234,000 signatures and counting..

'People are eating cats': Starvation, deaths plague Syria camp

'People are eating cats': Starvation, deaths plague Syria camp

This is a completely horrific story.. And of course nothing of it is being reported on in the United States media. 

AFP: All that remains of Bor, a small market town that has changed hands four times in the latest South Sudan conflict, is an overwhelming smell of putrefying bodies and scattered trash that successive waves of looters ignored.

Police in Italy remove the “Super Pope” graffiti..

Way to ruin some good clean Catholic fun, Italian police.

Riddle me this, someone: Why do the strawberries in SPECIAL K Chocolatey Strawberry cereal taste like vomit?

I really want to enjoy my breakfast.. but each time I bite into a freeze dried piece I feel like I’m sucking on a towel that wipes up refuse from the mouth after a flu.

Please … why?

It’s not a Super Bowl Monday unless there are some videos and photos of fans in the victory city rioting..

And in somewhat related news .. somehow:

9-11 truther interrupts post game press conference..

Mass sea star deaths off US west coast puzzle scientists

Boy scientists are ‘puzzled’ a lot these days.

And while my first inclination was to think it has something to do with Fukushima radiation, research has proven to me that it’s been going prior to the Japan nuclear disaster.

If scientists are puzzled, I’m befuddled..

Mass sea star deaths off US west coast puzzle scientists

PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN .. dead at 46 ..

While an exact cause of death has not been yet named, the star was found, reports say, with a needle in his arm. He reportedly suffered from an overdose as he succumbed to his troubled fate…

A promising actor who accomplished so much but yet had so much more to offer..

A sad day.. Heartbreaking as well to think of what drugs can do to a tortured soul.

Rest in peace, rest in peace..

Alex Jones rains on the parade of the Super Bowl madness and hysteria taking place. I wonder if he is also adamantly against the puppy bowl?

How Does Akinator 'Read Your Mind'?

Find out how Akinator, the online genie program that asks you 20 questions and guesses which character you have in mind, works.

I tried it. For the most part it got everyone I picked..

Except it has a particularly rough time with Robert Englund and  

GOTCHA AKINATOR!

How Does Akinator 'Read Your Mind'?

Woody Allen's daughter Dylan Farrow details how he sexually abused her in open letter

Woody Allen’s adopted daughter, in a wrenching letter, describes in stomach churning detail how the iconic film director sexually abused her.

He’s been called a genuis. He’s been called cutting edge.. he’s been called one of the funniest men of all time.

And now he’s being called a sexually abusive and revolting human being from his adopted daughter..

Even sicker:

“He told me to lay on my stomach and play with my brother’s electric train set. Then he sexually assaulted me.”

“He talked to me while he did it, whispering that I was a good girl, that this was our secret, promising that we’d go to Paris and I’d be a star in his movies,” Farrow wrote.

Sure sorry in advance it this offends anyone.. but in my eyes Woody Allen is a horrifying creature, as bad as Roman Polanski .. And if Dylan Farrow’s allegations are even partially true, any respect he gained over the years should be disregarded and instead he should be viewed as the monster he is.

The news being reported on Allen today gives a whole new ‘creep factor’ to the bizarre moment when Diane Keaton sang to him in a child’s voice at the Golden Globes.

Woody Allen's daughter Dylan Farrow details how he sexually abused her in open letter

“We have this smoking gun”: Monsanto is killing the monarch butterflies

The butterfly’s numbers are in decline, and this agriculture conglomerate is destroying their environment

I actually heard some people joking about the collapse of the butterfly.. I don’t quite know if everyone realizes how big of a deal this is.. and how much of a travesty it would be if man-made chemicals are killing things that have been around and evolving long before humans learned to walk on two feet (Minus Justin Bieber on that one) ..

Now it looks like there’s enough evidence to put faith in a common belief: Monsanto is doing something to kill butterflies and bees.

And now what about us…?

Anyone remember Agent Orange?

“We have this smoking gun”: Monsanto is killing the monarch butterflies

A good way to start a weekend: Pope John Paul’s blood has been found by police.

Reuters reports:

Officers told a news conference in L’Aquila, east of Rome, that they found the fragment in the garage of two men who were detained for having stolen the reliquary last week.

Bishop Giovanni D’Ercole told the same news conference he had pieced together the reliquary and the cloth after police found them in bits on successive days.

And this

"I think John Paul has forgiven them. I think we have to do the same," D’Ercole said of the men, believed by police to be drug addicts.

Well at least they weren’t male strippers with parrots, I guess…

At this point they have come and collected their studio gear and have left.

Art Bell, in a statement concerning Sirius XM coming to his Nevada home to collect his radio equipment.

AWKWARD.

Woman from 'portal to hell' house details her family's ordeal

The UK DAILY MAIL punished an extremely lengthy article concerning the Ammons exorcisms, one of the most in depth as a matter of fact since I saw the original INDY STAR report days ago..

I myself have not decided what to think about Latoya Ammons or her ordeal—or even that of Gary Indiana police and priests..

Lots of comments across the internet have slammed Ammons for her appearance and her actions.. I have seen some very cruel attacks, mean spirited and hate-filled fun making.. It’s clear that some have promoted this story only to attempt to make a fool of everyone involved with this drama..

As time goes on, we will learn more about this story and perhaps the idea of what happened in 2012 will be shaped by future comments we have not yet heard..

I find myself needing one more piece of information before I decide on the truth or untruth of this exorcism story: I want to hear from the hospital staff and CPS workers who supposedly saw a child walk backwards up a wall. 

If that won’t convince someone of demonic entities in our world, nothing will..

Woman from 'portal to hell' house details her family's ordeal