Monday, January 20, 2014

He had a dream.


I’d print the speech in its entirety but I may get sued. 

SCARY POLAR VORTEX STUFF. Stuff I am really sick of hearing about

The 'polar vortex' is coming back. But not really. It will not be as cold as it was earlier this month. And I am really tired of news agencies scaring the long Johns off of everyone. This is winter.. it will be cold. It will snow. You hear that all the time. You want cold? Go back to 1994 in the Northeast when it was so cold, businesses and schools shut down.. People literally could not walk outside. I was 14 during the great American Cold Wave of 1994 and fondly remember it.. being off school was cool—adults had it worse than me at the time. But when you compare THAT winter to this one? I don’t even want to hear people talking about the polar vortex. It’s already the most overused weather expression of the year.. How about start telling people, “Well, WINTER is still here.” In the summer when temps reach 100 or more, what fancy term will we come up with to scare the hell out of everyone?

1994.. when cold waves were king. 


Have a good winter day, everyone.

The pink stars are falling..


More fireballs over Puerto Rico..
Booms and bright flashes in Kentucky..
Video: Meteor spooted in Germany..

I hate your website, you are a shill for the coal companies. They ruined my water in west virginia, and you celebrate them.

Wow.. I don’t know what to say or how to answer this one.


I don’t really think you’ve read much on this site.. I am from a region in Pennsylvania called the ‘coal region’ where anthracite coal is mined—hence the name. As for me? I am not a coal miner .. I do burn coal as a heat source in my home, but that’s because, again, I am from the anthracite coal region. 


I really, really don’t think you’ve ever read my blog..

Did anyone ever see Portico news?

I hate it.


My wife and I bought a new TV and, while exploring, came across the app for Portico news. It was awful. Fake background, fake newscasters.. nothing real. It was so bad.


There is nothing ‘real’ about Portico news. The over made up and trendy dresses ‘newscasters’ stand in front of a green screen.  They tell us they will give us news, encapsulating all the most important things in a nutshell for us in just 20 minutes. I could not even put up with 20 seconds of it! It was so awful.. It was as of


It actually began to make my physically sick.  I was desperately trying to TURN OFF the Portico News feed but the television remote stopped working.. I felt trapped and hopeless. The Portico song kept playing over and over again, mocking me.. it felt like a harpoon of awful things directly into my heart.. Watching Portico news for the 25 seconds I did, I think my IQ actually dropped about 10 points. 


I don’t think I have ever come across an app that made me physically nauseous.. If why wife would not have commandeered the remote and quickly turned the whole system ‘off’ I may have actually vomited all over the new smart TV. It was just that bad..


There is nothing good about PORTICO NEWS.


 

Sunday, January 19, 2014

America's Number One Prescription Sleep Aid Could Trigger 'Zombies,' Murder and Other Disturbing Behavior


Interesting story. 


Sleep well, zombies. Sleep well.


America's Number One Prescription Sleep Aid Could Trigger 'Zombies,' Murder and Other Disturbing Behavior

Yesterday I was amazed that scientists were ‘baffled’ by a rock suddenly appearing on Mars in front of the Rover. Today I’m baffled (and scientists pretty much silent) on an image of what appears to be a triangle shaped something on the moon.. It was caught using Google maps and looks like a space craft. Sure, eyes can deceive and things that look like something turn out to be nothing but shadows—a-la the Face on Mars.


Some international media sources have picked up on the Internet flurry of UFO activity, such as the tabloid METRO in the UK 


Another site, TECH AND GADGET NEWS, appears to be getting the most credit with popping the story into the somewhat mainstream. They are running an article about how the triangle shaped alien craft on the earth’s satellite in the sky. You can read that article here: http://techandgadgetnews.com/ufo-tech-alien-base-spotted-google-moon-video/  


There is also a YOUTUBE video with almost 200,000 views at this time detailing the possibilities of what the weird object or trick of the eyes could be.. Watch that here


If you want to look it up yourself, its coordinates are 22°42’38.46″N 142°34’44.52″E

Last female Munchkin from 'Wizard of Oz' dies at 95


This is sad.. the end of an era.  The Wizard of Oz munchkins are all gone now from this planet..


Last female Munchkin from 'Wizard of Oz' dies at 95

Saturday, January 18, 2014

Yes, I know.. K-chinga is in rehab for who knows what.. and she has haunted vagina. I guess that happens when you carry the torch of the Illuminati.. But by God, her ‘singing’ TIMBER with Pitbull just makes me want dance. Of course reading the urban dictionary of what timbering actually means, I don’t everyone would have an abundant love for the tune. Nonetheless, when the hell did we care what songs meant anyway!? 


HAPPY SATURDAY

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There are moments when we need perspective.. Carl Sagan’s narrative of the pale blue dot may be that bit of pause we need this evening..


The pale blue dot, we are on.. Floating into oblivion..

Company behind West Virginia chemical spill files for bankruptcy

Oh… 


Fun timing..


Company behind West Virginia chemical spill files for bankruptcy

I’m sure there’s some logical scientific reason that a mystery rock has suddenly appeared in front of the Mars rover.. Right?


You can read the full story here..


NASA scientist Steve Squyres was quoted:



“So my best guess for this rock … is that it’s something that was nearby,” said Squyres. “I must stress that I’m guessing now, but I think it happened when the rover did a turn in place a meter or two from where this rock now lies.”



How long until disclosure? Aliens in glass houses don’t throw stones..

Who sells a good pair of wind pants these days?

Why Facebook wants to be more like Twitter

Facebook is sweating, or it seems.. Apparently the intrusion of Moms and Grandmoms on the social media platform, spreading photos of their dogs and meals, has caused a revolt: Teens are abandoned Facebook to Tweet. Hence, Zuckerberg is becoming more like Twitter..


I don’t know if it will work—it may be too late to stop the bleeding.


Once a platform becomes uncool, kids leave it. That’s why JC Pennys and Sears are doing so awful…



Why Facebook wants to be more like Twitter

This: Image of Michael Myers for CALL OF DUTY GHOSTS game revealed.. but fans wonder why the settings seem more similar to Friday the 13th than Halloween.. [comments section on link]

Ayden Morris playing one mean Achmed. I’m scared in the background..

Finally!! All of the episodes of the worst BATMAN series ever on a disc.


1960s BATMAN series finally coming .

Lightning strikes the right hand of the statue Christ the Redeemer in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil on January 16, 2014.
Photo: EPA



So… Is God angry at himself?

Shia La BOOOFF!! Actor headbutted a man in a bar, so says a report..Something tells me he would have a very painful head..


Seriously, look at his noggin! I mean looks hard and heavy..foreboding and intense. A headbutt from him would make mine splash like a watermelon on Gallagher’s stage.. 


 

Snow overnight made it beautiful to wake up

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