Tuesday, May 7, 2013
WHEN THE FOREST STARTS ROCKIN' DON'T GO A-KNOCKIN'
I love how the Associated Press reported the impending Cicada-geddon:
Scientists even have a horror-movie name for the infestation: Brood II. But as ominous as that sounds, the insects are harmless. They won’t hurt you or other animals. At worst, they might damage a few saplings or young shrubs. Mostly they will blanket certain pockets of the region, though lots of people won’t ever see them.
"It’s not like these hordes of cicadas suck blood or zombify people," says May Berenbaum, a University of Illinois entomologist.
They’re looking for just one thing: sex. And they’ve been waiting quite a long time.
They waited for 17 years for cicada-loving. I will not be planning on bothering them when it starts. You shouldn’t either.
Finally, there was some good news in the world
Yesterday in Ohio, police were able to find three different girls who were abducted separately but ended up at the same home … They were found alive..
It all began with a frantic woman screaming at the door of Charles Ramsay.
Then a 911 call.
Then they were safe…and families were elated.
Good news, good news.
But, the media is the media.. so Charles Ramsay, the man who helped them get safe and be safe in this situation, is now being mocked for his actions. Breitbart.com says he is the next YouTube sensation. His quotes are priceless:
So .. the media is having a good time laughing at Charles Ramsay, most likely because of thinly veiled racism.. But it’s clear that he is a hero.. Well done, good sir, well done Mr. Ramsay!
GETTING READY!
BIG CRISPIE MAY SOON BE HALF A MAN HE CURRENTLY IS!
Slimming down for ‘16: Chris Christie underwent surgery to lose weight in February..
Results are non yet forthcoming..
But the story did say that he was eating a steak and wasn’t able to finish it..
You know, in my honest opinion, some people look better overweight. Chris Christie may be one of those people. We will find out.. A thinner Chrispie running for president in 2016? Or will he bust a gut and try to beat the surgery?
The other question, of utmost importance: Will he still jack his pants up beyond his nipples once he loses a few hundred pounds?
Florida: Cops investigating Oakland Park teen after 6-year-old sister is shot in chest
The MIAMA HERALD reports this:
“The little boy just sat there rocking back and forth,” said a neighbor. “It’s just so devastating. They had just moved in two weeks ago.”
The shooting happened around 7 p.m. in the 5900 block of Northeast Second Terrace in Oakland Park.
Florida: Cops investigating Oakland Park teen after 6-year-old sister is shot in chest
Monday, May 6, 2013
Former Pope Benedict is ‘depressed’ according to insider..
Maybe he is sad with how cool and rockin’ Francis is in comparison?? The sad Popa vs the Kung Fu of Media Popa
I want to go on record as the first person to coin a pun
I love puns.. People who write them are pretty witty.
I always wanted to come up with a great pun.. something that could catch on.. I’ve tried.. And finally, I think I came up with one. The problem is, the news event didn’t quite happen yet. But it could.
I was reading some reviews and predictions for the GREAT GATSBY remake.. predictions that it will flop at box offices.. (MORE HERE ON THAT)
So I would like to officially create a pre-pun for the eventual bad box office numbers that GATSBY with garner: THE GREAT COLLAPSY. Do you like it? Is it ‘pun worthy’? Will Drudge steal it? Maybe the DAILY MAIL?
I hope. And if they do, remember the COAL SPEAKER, where the ‘collapsy’ all began….
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Are all telephone calls recorded and accessible to the US government?
Glenn Greenwald: A former FBI counterterrorism agent claims on CNN that this is the case
Meanwhile, President Obama tells college grads: Reject Voices That Warn About Govt Tyranny…
Are all telephone calls recorded and accessible to the US government?
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I always mock the Beeb, but this is pretty scary video. Even scarier for the grand piano.
(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)
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Jersey Gov Big Crispie is so cool that he will squash his opponents like a spider in front of fourth graders.
This is just a weird video for so many reasons.. It reminds me of a scene from BATMAN RETURNS when the Penguin gets introduced to his fans for the first time by Max Schreck.
(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)
We have to bury this guy. Whatever it is, whoever he is, in this country, we bury people. I don’t care who it is. That’s what I do
Peter Stefan from the Graham Putnam & Mahoney Funeral Parlors in Massachusetts. Tamerlan Tsarnaev has not been buried yet, and his uncle has arrived in the United States in order to assist in attempting to find a burial plot.
Sunday, May 5, 2013
I guess it is time to end any further speculation that I will return to the air anytime soon. I have given (2) very solid offers a lot of thought and have turned them down. My reasons are many, though I am profoundly sad at the current state of the show, both offers would have been direct competition with Coast and anger is the wrong reason to proceed. Also I really do not want to destroy what I built despite it’s current state. Asia will be in first grade in the Fall and getting up very early, I would be up late and sleeping late, I would not see much of her or Airyn. Life is short and I want to spend what I have left with my Family. I hope my friends understand…
Pope says to protect children from abuse
In this world (and in the Catholic Church) that is quite the monumental task..
Pope says to protect children from abuse
E! Online Twitter account hacked, posts fake exclusive about Justin Bieber's sexuality
What do the Syrians have against the Beeb? Maybe the same thing everyone else does..
E! Online Twitter account hacked, posts fake exclusive about Justin Bieber's sexuality
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